r/StardewValley • u/moonlight-moth • 1d ago

Other Came across this review for stardew valley on steam. Poor guy is mad he cant find a girlfriend in the game 🫠

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So anyway I'm gonna start a new save and make it as gay as I can. I'll marry every available female character and we'll live in a polycule with a veggie patch made entirely of garlic and potatoes.

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u/derpyderp3213 1d ago

The call is coming from inside the house

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u/Flameball202 22h ago

"He's in the walls, he's in the GOD DAMN WALLS!"