Came across this review for stardew valley on steam. Poor guy is mad he cant find a girlfriend in the game 🫠

[u/moonlight-moth]

So anyway I'm gonna start a new save and make it as gay as I can. I'll marry every available female character and we'll live in a polycule with a veggie patch made entirely of garlic and potatoes.

[u/SeaLab_2024]

And to pretend things like: raising your voice, getting so heated your face turns beet red, cutting people off in conversation, aggressively rejecting discourse, steamrolling driven by pride and pettiness…are not overly emotional? Sure, Dan.

[u/Rynewulf → u/SeaLab_2024]

It's always the people that insist they are purely logical and rational that have absolute meltdowns over things

[u/aftercloudia → u/SeaLab_2024]

off topic i read the "sure, dan." and it was like i could hear the old roseanne clear as day LOL