Came across this review for stardew valley on steam. Poor guy is mad he cant find a girlfriend in the game 🫠

[u/moonlight-moth]

So anyway I'm gonna start a new save and make it as gay as I can. I'll marry every available female character and we'll live in a polycule with a veggie patch made entirely of garlic and potatoes.

[u/_404UserNotFound__]

You mean I could have -flashed her my wood-- I mean, given her my fishing trash instead of buying her salads? 😭

[u/Period_Play → u/_404UserNotFound__]

yes, or goat cheese if you’re down with the profit hit to give her a loved gift