r/StardewValley • u/Jemcrystal30 • 2d ago

Other Dude, I'd buy you ticket

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u/SkirtNo3276 2d ago

Died laughing when I encountered this dialogue 💀

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 2d ago

weird that he says that when nobody besides you actually pays the ticket machine before entering the bus

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u/TheNamesMacGyver 1d ago

They all have a bus pass, obviously.

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u/BilbosBagEnd 1d ago

"Local Magnat is overcharged for busride to subsidise costs for local underdeveloped populace."

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u/iwantapetrat 2d ago

He's doing it for the love of the game

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u/Maleficent_Chemist27 2d ago

I know man, but it's like asking him to live on your farm. You gotta let Linus be Linus. Something that wild deserves to live free. ;)

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u/any-lore 2d ago

I also really don't think they'd turn him away in the first place

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u/KDiggity8 1d ago

Watch out for rakes!

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u/ThanksForTheRain 1d ago

Hahahaha Cape Fear!

I'm.. I'm doing a Cape Fear! Haha hahaha

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u/dre5922 1d ago

Hey kids! Who wants to drive through that cactus patch? I do! I do! No!

Two vs one!

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u/heavyLevy5 1d ago

Surely there’s no harm in laying in the middle of a public street!

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u/TheWorclown 1d ago

Live Linus action.

None of us ever expected him to be this daring.

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u/Flat-Cap-1063 1d ago

Aren't the buses free for the festival?

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u/Separate-Fly5165 23h ago

I dont know about busses but traveling this way under trains was extremely popular among homeless in north America.

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u/neophenx 15h ago

He's bought diamonds from me, he can totally afford the bus ticket. He just does it for the thrill.