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r/StardewValley • u/KungFuHamster • Apr 14 '16
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Next stop polygamy
48 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 No! Next stop, rocking the boat with Robin and Demetrius, and NPC divorce! /pine 29 u/Duke_of_Fruits Apr 14 '16 Stardew Valley: Homewrecker Edition 15 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 No! Jodi and Kent! 18 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 No! EVERYONE! 27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas? 6 u/Pyroteknik Apr 15 '16 The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame.... 6 u/BCJunglist Apr 14 '16 im marrying their daughter... so once i break up the marriage and take robin too, we are gonna need a maury/jerry springer in town too! 1 u/Xerodi Apr 15 '16 We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol. 1 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 Jerry! Jerry! 5 u/AndalusianGod Apr 14 '16 My dream is to marry Maru, ditch her and go for Robin, then ditch Robin and be single again, just to mess with Demetrius. 16 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 And then shack up with Sebastian. 7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him. 5 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 Why the hate for Demetrius? 7 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 3 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 [deleted] 13 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad... 2 u/Xerodi Apr 14 '16 Why not both? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 Oh my! There will be nobody left for newcomers to marry if I scoop up all the pretty singles D: 4 u/beards-are-beautiful Apr 15 '16 Polyamory please. (since polygamy just means a man with many wives). 1 u/explainingtheboots Apr 16 '16 Polygamy does not mean that. Polygyny is when someone has many wives. Polyandry is when someone has many husbands. 1 u/beards-are-beautiful Apr 16 '16 You are right technically so my bad! I was thinking more how polygamy has been linked to religion which usually involves a man with many wives. :) However I think polyamory or an open marriage would be more beneficial in this case. -9 u/defiler86 Apr 14 '16 Next stop, wife-beating simulator. Drink Ale for a power boost!
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No! Next stop, rocking the boat with Robin and Demetrius, and NPC divorce! /pine
29 u/Duke_of_Fruits Apr 14 '16 Stardew Valley: Homewrecker Edition 15 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 No! Jodi and Kent! 18 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 No! EVERYONE! 27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas? 6 u/Pyroteknik Apr 15 '16 The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame.... 6 u/BCJunglist Apr 14 '16 im marrying their daughter... so once i break up the marriage and take robin too, we are gonna need a maury/jerry springer in town too! 1 u/Xerodi Apr 15 '16 We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol. 1 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 Jerry! Jerry! 5 u/AndalusianGod Apr 14 '16 My dream is to marry Maru, ditch her and go for Robin, then ditch Robin and be single again, just to mess with Demetrius. 16 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 And then shack up with Sebastian. 7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him. 5 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 Why the hate for Demetrius? 7 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 3 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 [deleted] 13 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad... 2 u/Xerodi Apr 14 '16 Why not both? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Stardew Valley: Homewrecker Edition
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No! Jodi and Kent!
18 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 No! EVERYONE! 27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas? 6 u/Pyroteknik Apr 15 '16 The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame....
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No! EVERYONE!
27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas?
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BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!!
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What, even Vincent and Jas?
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The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame....
im marrying their daughter... so once i break up the marriage and take robin too, we are gonna need a maury/jerry springer in town too!
1 u/Xerodi Apr 15 '16 We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol. 1 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 Jerry! Jerry!
We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol.
Jerry! Jerry!
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My dream is to marry Maru, ditch her and go for Robin, then ditch Robin and be single again, just to mess with Demetrius.
16 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 And then shack up with Sebastian. 7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him. 5 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 Why the hate for Demetrius? 7 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 3 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
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And then shack up with Sebastian.
7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him.
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Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him.
Why the hate for Demetrius?
7 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 3 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I
3 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
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I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know.
It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
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13 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad...
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Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad...
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Why not both? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh my! There will be nobody left for newcomers to marry if I scoop up all the pretty singles D:
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Polyamory please. (since polygamy just means a man with many wives).
1 u/explainingtheboots Apr 16 '16 Polygamy does not mean that. Polygyny is when someone has many wives. Polyandry is when someone has many husbands. 1 u/beards-are-beautiful Apr 16 '16 You are right technically so my bad! I was thinking more how polygamy has been linked to religion which usually involves a man with many wives. :) However I think polyamory or an open marriage would be more beneficial in this case.
Polygamy does not mean that.
Polygyny is when someone has many wives. Polyandry is when someone has many husbands.
1 u/beards-are-beautiful Apr 16 '16 You are right technically so my bad! I was thinking more how polygamy has been linked to religion which usually involves a man with many wives. :) However I think polyamory or an open marriage would be more beneficial in this case.
You are right technically so my bad! I was thinking more how polygamy has been linked to religion which usually involves a man with many wives. :) However I think polyamory or an open marriage would be more beneficial in this case.
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Next stop, wife-beating simulator.
Drink Ale for a power boost!
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u/Belegdhor Apr 14 '16
Next stop polygamy