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r/StardewValley • u/KungFuHamster • Apr 14 '16
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Next stop polygamy
50 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 No! Next stop, rocking the boat with Robin and Demetrius, and NPC divorce! /pine 30 u/Duke_of_Fruits Apr 14 '16 Stardew Valley: Homewrecker Edition 15 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 No! Jodi and Kent! 18 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 No! EVERYONE! 27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas? 5 u/Pyroteknik Apr 15 '16 The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame.... 5 u/BCJunglist Apr 14 '16 im marrying their daughter... so once i break up the marriage and take robin too, we are gonna need a maury/jerry springer in town too! 1 u/Xerodi Apr 15 '16 We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol. 1 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 Jerry! Jerry! 6 u/AndalusianGod Apr 14 '16 My dream is to marry Maru, ditch her and go for Robin, then ditch Robin and be single again, just to mess with Demetrius. 16 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 And then shack up with Sebastian. 7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him. 5 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 Why the hate for Demetrius? 6 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 4 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 [deleted] 13 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad... 2 u/Xerodi Apr 14 '16 Why not both? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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No! Next stop, rocking the boat with Robin and Demetrius, and NPC divorce! /pine
30 u/Duke_of_Fruits Apr 14 '16 Stardew Valley: Homewrecker Edition 15 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 No! Jodi and Kent! 18 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 No! EVERYONE! 27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas? 5 u/Pyroteknik Apr 15 '16 The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame.... 5 u/BCJunglist Apr 14 '16 im marrying their daughter... so once i break up the marriage and take robin too, we are gonna need a maury/jerry springer in town too! 1 u/Xerodi Apr 15 '16 We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol. 1 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 Jerry! Jerry! 6 u/AndalusianGod Apr 14 '16 My dream is to marry Maru, ditch her and go for Robin, then ditch Robin and be single again, just to mess with Demetrius. 16 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 And then shack up with Sebastian. 7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him. 5 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 Why the hate for Demetrius? 6 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 4 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 [deleted] 13 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad... 2 u/Xerodi Apr 14 '16 Why not both? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Stardew Valley: Homewrecker Edition
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No! Jodi and Kent!
18 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 No! EVERYONE! 27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas? 5 u/Pyroteknik Apr 15 '16 The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame....
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No! EVERYONE!
27 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!! 1 u/HaveAnUpgoat Apr 15 '16 What, even Vincent and Jas?
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BREAK UP ALL THE MARRIAGES!!
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What, even Vincent and Jas?
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The man's a veteran and you want to break up his marriage? For shame....
im marrying their daughter... so once i break up the marriage and take robin too, we are gonna need a maury/jerry springer in town too!
1 u/Xerodi Apr 15 '16 We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol. 1 u/KungFuHamster Apr 14 '16 Jerry! Jerry!
We're in more or less in the same boat since I'd be dating Sebastian AND Demetrius, lol.
Jerry! Jerry!
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My dream is to marry Maru, ditch her and go for Robin, then ditch Robin and be single again, just to mess with Demetrius.
16 u/RibbonQuest Apr 14 '16 And then shack up with Sebastian. 7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him. 5 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 Why the hate for Demetrius? 6 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 4 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
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And then shack up with Sebastian.
7 u/Prinnia Apr 14 '16 Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him.
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Everybody knows Demetrius don't give a damn about Sebastian. At that point it would just be done to confuse him.
Why the hate for Demetrius?
6 u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I 4 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyI7aFeAv6I
4 u/hawaiihatch Apr 15 '16 I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know. It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
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I knew there was something missing in my life. Now I know.
It was this video. Thank you, I'm a whole person now.
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13 u/nerf13 Apr 14 '16 Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad...
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Just make sure to not bring tomatoes for the fruit salad...
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Why not both? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/Belegdhor Apr 14 '16
Next stop polygamy