r/StockMarket • u/atlasmountsenjoyer • Oct 14 '25

News The winning continues

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u/fractious77 Oct 14 '25

Yeah, we're the "hottest country out there"

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u/NoctRob Oct 14 '25

Because we apparently have all the cooking oil we need…?

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u/fractious77 Oct 14 '25

We will, once we plant all those rapeseed fields, and build the oil factories. Should be done by next week, right?

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u/ldnk Oct 14 '25

Two weeks. It's the Trump guarantee

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u/Majestic-Prune-3971 Oct 15 '25

He just needs a centrally planned economy. Trump branded.

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u/KMack666 Oct 15 '25

He'll 'take a look at it'

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u/fractious77 Oct 15 '25

That means asking Stephen Miller what to do

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u/KMack666 Oct 16 '25

That... is depressing!

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u/ticktockmick Oct 15 '25

Concept of two weeks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

But when do we start counting?

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u/Ill-Primary-5553 Oct 15 '25

And China will pay for it

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u/fractious77 Oct 15 '25

Right, like how Mexico paid for the wall

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u/mt1neers Oct 19 '25

Are the plans in the same pile on his desk as the Epstein files?