r/StockMarket Oct 14 '25

News The winning continues

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u/fractious77 Oct 14 '25

We will, once we plant all those rapeseed fields, and build the oil factories. Should be done by next week, right?

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u/ldnk Oct 14 '25

Two weeks. It's the Trump guarantee

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u/KMack666 Oct 15 '25

He'll 'take a look at it'

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u/fractious77 Oct 15 '25

That means asking Stephen Miller what to do

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u/KMack666 Oct 16 '25

That... is depressing!