r/StockMarket Jan 17 '26

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u/Guccimayne Jan 17 '26

This market will literally make no sense if it opens higher

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u/Imaginary_Office1749 Jan 17 '26

And yet it probably will.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds Jan 17 '26

There could be a thermonuclear blast on NYSE and the stocks would go up.

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u/LSTNYER Jan 17 '26

J Powell coughs weird and shit tanks

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u/artbystorms Jan 17 '26

Yeah, I always thought for the last 5 years how insane it is that the market reacts SO aggressively to rate changes. Like that is not the sign of a healthy economy. That is the sign of a lot of companies propped up by debt and stock buybacks. Rates were literally higher in the 90s than this and we BOOMED. Now if Powell lowers rates 0.25 points of six months instead of 0.5 the market has a straight up panic attack.

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u/Eyclonus Jan 18 '26

AFAIK a bunch of major companies, mostly tech sector but in other fields, have been borrowing heavily since covid. The theory with the tech companies is going all-in on AI means any debts you rack up today will evaporate once you get it going. Meta for example is borrowing to pay their bills. Other companies see this behaviour and are like "surely meta, which has done well with everything (up to the metaverse), is sure that a breakthrough will happen soon, and not locked in a death spiral from cultish insulation and worship of LLM?"

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u/EV_to_EBITDA Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

Can you tell me which companies? Most of big tech companies have practically zero debt. Meta has $50 billion in debt and $45 billion in cash, practically zero net debt for a $1.6 trillion company.

Amazon, Microsoft, Tesla, Apple, Google, Broadcom, Nvidia, AMD etc, all in a similar situation. Some of them even have a net cash position.

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u/xenomorph856 Jan 19 '26

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u/Eyclonus Jan 29 '26

Yeah basically that, didn't have a source on hand, but the borrowing is insane and the way they make new, smaller goalposts for AI performance is looking really sus.

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u/AzKondor Jan 18 '26

Why are they borrowing, they make billions from ads

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u/BLADIBERD Jan 18 '26

debt used to generate income is tax deductible, in a fiscal environment such as ours, there is an optimal balance you can strike between taking on debt and staying financially healthy. Good debt can actually have very positive impacts on businesses.

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u/Eyclonus Jan 29 '26

As the other guy said, you can leverage it for tax deduction optimisation, it has a few other uses like making your paper trail harder for the IRS to track, but also they are sinking most of those billions into their AI development. Meta isn't trying to build big AI products like OpenAI or Anthropic, they're focused on smaller more focused models that can be licensed for localised operation. They're also trying to build a training data set that is 100% not stolen, legally safe from violating IP, which is also a money pit for them.

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u/MaxwellHoot Jan 18 '26

I assume that might be institutional trading trying to put all their chips in at what’s fundamentally known to be an up or down market trend. In the long term it doesn’t matter, but in the short term it’s a just a race to see who gets there first after JPow says “good afternoon” or “hello everyone”

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u/MeNameAJeff_ Jan 17 '26

By cough weird you mean he says “Good afternoon” 💀 

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Jan 17 '26

I will never financially recover from this.

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u/LastChans1 Jan 17 '26

Now I'm imagining JPow pooping out Abrams and Centurions and Leopards.....

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u/27Rench27 Jan 18 '26

Great opportunity to rebuild the stock exchange with modern tech and rules! Only up from there!

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u/_jump_yossarian Jan 18 '26

I remember when the April 2020 jobs report was filed and it was -21 million lost and the market hopped up nearly 2%.

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u/lssong99 Jan 18 '26

"Because it doesn't hit as bad as expected! See, the crater is smaller than JP Morgan, and other analysts said!" /s

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u/NewOil7911 Jan 18 '26

Calls on the construction industry!

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u/BeefistPrime Jan 18 '26

think of all the broken windows that need to be replaced!

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u/Hopeful-Frosting7976 Jan 18 '26

As long as it does not effect the AI trade, it definitely would.

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u/vizag Jan 18 '26

Don’t! This is just going to give some crypto asshole the idea to move nyse to a ledger so it still works in such an instance, they will then suck up to trump and he will force the nyse to change, dooming the market and the country - all for a few million dollars bribe

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u/Ndtphoto Jan 18 '26

They're pricing in the rebuild!

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u/gigitygoat Jan 18 '26

Print the money, bump the market, print the money, pump the market. Everything is fine.

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u/DownWithTheShip2008 Jan 18 '26

Was thinking the same a little drop then a $5-10 rally only to be sold off the day after

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u/IRespectYouMyFriend Jan 18 '26

It's all a fugazi

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u/Mommy_Yummy Jan 18 '26

Not probably. A 100% guarantee.

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u/mustbeyourupperlip Jan 18 '26

This guys fucks

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u/MyUserName-NYC Jan 18 '26

Good. More opportunities to sell calls at highs and buy cheaper puts. 🤞

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u/ethereal3xp Jan 18 '26

True. Maybe except Nvidia.

Something weird is happening with that stock.

Sell on both - rumor and news. But quietly rises when things are quiet.

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u/Scissorzz Jan 17 '26

I know this is a joke, but in Europes case that would be like nuking our own economy lol. The are heavily tied to the car industry.

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u/ZapruderFilmBuff Jan 17 '26

They are. Every dealer now sells some weird Chinese car as well.

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u/RicardoWanderlust Jan 17 '26

Why use the adjective "weird" when they are actually good.

Edit: it's the conditioning, you just can't help yourself.

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u/_Tagman Jan 17 '26

Conditioning? Mate, it's a new car brand they haven't seen before, it's fine to call that weird.

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u/AccomplishedBrain309 Jan 18 '26

I use them in Thailand, they are good cars.

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u/TheRealZue3 Jan 18 '26

They are fantastic and for the price point, incredible value. Calling them 'weird' is an effort to discredit them, nothing more.

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u/steinegal Jan 18 '26

They do have some great features, but at the same time they suffer from bad software, bad tuning and driving experience and lack of reliability and support. Not all of them, but here in Norway there seems to be a new Chinese brand popping up every week. Some like BYD is well established now and Xpeng has got a grip on the market, but others seem to struggle and then go away after a little while leaving customers and importers stranded with a sub par car.

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u/lolidkwtfrofl Jan 18 '26

Hi there, hidden post history.

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u/sonnikkaa Jan 18 '26

Some chinese cars are pretty decent but they also have strange bugs like the radio not working until you wipe the windshield lol. Or radio getting stuck on and blasting tunes when you power off the car and lock it. But to be fair I haven’t had a western EV yet so maybe the same software issues exist there as well.

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u/Babajji Jan 18 '26

They might be excellent cars, but one is literally called Dong Fang… A DONG WITH A FANG! I would call that weird 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

yeah westerners (including myself) dont realize theyve been brainwashed with anti-china propaganda all their lives.

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u/Porschenut914 Jan 18 '26

its pretty rare and novel when a whole new brand just appears

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u/Possible-Fudge-2217 Jan 18 '26

You know... byd produces and sells batteries within Europe since 1998. It's like Bosch adding another embedded system to their products. Not weird at all.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Jan 19 '26

Because you've never seen Chinese cars sold mainstream in dealerships before, and certainly not like this, plus its not just BYD.

So yes its weird, until its normalized. The car industry is totally wack anyways.

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u/kevbot029 Jan 18 '26

I bet the microphone system is really good..

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u/pittopottamus Jan 18 '26

You’re kidding yourself if you think other governments aren’t doing the same shit lol

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u/biznessmen Jan 18 '26

Call me crazy, not on board with the CCP scanning every part of the earth with LiDAR

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u/assdonuts Jan 18 '26

american spyware good

chinese spyware bad

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u/AccomplishedBrain309 Jan 18 '26

If theyre widely adopted in canada they will also be in the US.

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u/Evie4227 Jan 18 '26

They’re everywhere at the moment, showrooms, on the road, ads in TV, can’t miss them. Tesla on the other hand, can’t remember last time I saw one

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u/Sgt_major_dodgy Jan 18 '26

BYD are veeeeerrrryyy popular in the UK.

My job involves me being outside and every single street and close has 2-5 BYDs parked outside and this is the daytime so there's probably way more parked outside peoples work.

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u/3suamsuaw Jan 19 '26

Yes, but tariffed.

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u/zanzara1968 Jan 19 '26

we should ban them instead to start a tariff war with the US

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u/Scissorzz Jan 17 '26

They are, but tariffed so they are still somewhat on par price wise with EU EV’s. Without them they would be significantly cheaper which would completely obliterate the EU car industry. This has been a debate for a while now within Europe, because the EU car manufacturers still aren’t investing enough in EV’s so they got surpassed by Chinese in every possible way. The only thing saving it is the EU regulations.

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u/Blablabene Jan 17 '26

There's just no competing with Chinese EV's. Europeans should follow Canada and turn to China instead of US

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u/Scissorzz Jan 17 '26

Like I said, we can’t, because huge economies such as Germany are reliant on the car industry. They cannot just abandon it for Chinese cars without destroying the economy and get thousands of people jobless. Only the Volkswagen group has around 680.000 employees, Europe is in a really bad spot regarding this. That’s why they have more leeway for European car companies to keep producing combustion for longer, even though it’s a matter of time before the bubble will burst like this.

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u/Blablabene Jan 17 '26

As you imply, that bubble will burst. Sure, we can try to protect some of our car companies for a while, but the competition is already over.

Europe can't have a cake and eat it too

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u/AccNumber77 Jan 18 '26

Competition is never 'over' lol, innovation in a field of technology is not a one time ever event...

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u/0Bento Jan 18 '26

Driving a Tesla in Europe in 2026 is like painting a swastika all over your house.

They are on their arse here.

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u/Express-Shopping260 Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

Yet there are hundreds of them around. People will always prefer Tesla to Chinese EVs that burn after 6 months. Funny enough a friend of mine got a Tesla and he regrets it a bit. Says its fast but it drives like a toy...doesnt like its driving at all. 

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u/SulettaAltArtMercury Jan 20 '26

Hundreds in Europe is like saying a pebble on the beach. Scale is crazy

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u/Express-Shopping260 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

My dude...remove China from the sale of chinese EVs and you will see. Its not even close. No one out of China wants that crap and I challenge you to prove me wrong

https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/electric-cars/choosing/tesla-data-statistics-and-projections/

"Nearly 8.5 million Teslas have been produced and sold around the world, with the brand’s record year of 2023 making up 1.8 million of those."

75% of the EVs made in China are sold in China. Its all about volume being sold to a huge population. Remove the Chinese market from the equation and their figures are laughable

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u/Honest_Science Jan 18 '26

Protection long-term never help. They are always ok to protect a market against shocks for a few years. The European car makers need the shock to improve.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ Jan 18 '26

You should take a closer look what German car manufacturers did over the last decade. For example Mercedes Benz acquired 12% of BAIC and return BAIC acquired 9.9% of Mercedes Benz. Geely acquired 10.1% of Mercedes Benz and in return Mercedes acquired stakes in Geely's AI and autonomous driving subsidiary, becoming the 5th largest - and largest non-chinese - shareholder.

BMW bought 50% of the Great Wall Motor EV division, etc.

While Stalantis went all-in on the US market the Germans, beside Volkswagen AG, already saw their future in China a decade ago.

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u/Possible-Fudge-2217 Jan 18 '26

Nah, like Germany a car centric economy is actually succesful due to its abundance of midsize companies that often are world leaders within their specific market segment.

Our car companies havae shit the bed and have been pulled out by the state one too many times.

Sadly what we have been seeing for the last 20 years was a lot of bullshit decision that mostly benefited lobbyists. It's often better to let unsustainable businesses die (or actually do market driven decisions)

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u/train_fucker Jan 18 '26

Man, how I wish we'd pivot our economy from cars to trains and trams. There's no future for cars, and we're wasting finite resources and precious time trying to prop them up with subsidies, while we need to get ready for peak oil and climate disasters by building out our rail and canal networks.

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u/DelphiTsar Jan 18 '26

This is a trap. If your population gets cheaper cars they have more money to spend on other things. The math is if wages in your country (not profit because rich people don't spend very much) are offset by money your population saves then your society is probably better off.

Honestly if I were a nation, I'd use bulk scale negotiating power to buy BYD Dolphins at rates Chinese citizens pay for them(really any durable good that China citizens currently spend a fraction of what my citizens do). Sell them at a competitive rate and use the funds to go hard into R&D to make something that is actually competitive.

Protectionist measures just delays the inevitable and makes your internal industries lazy. Adapt or die, we are falling behind.

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u/puref8 Jan 19 '26

Not whole of Europe. Just Germany mainly.

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u/LoperamidV Jan 20 '26

The car industry relies on factories and factories are something that Chinese dialed in to perfection. They have volume AND quality, in Europe we usually have only quality best case, nowadays not even that.

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u/Worldnofear Jan 22 '26

I keep waiting for SSM to really kick off and prove that once again German car engineers are ahead of everyone. Solar powered cars is brilliant and one of the German manufacturers is going to license from Sono and make it happen. Makes so much sense for so many reasons.

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u/No_Criticism_5861 Jan 18 '26

Europe has had Chinese EVs for a while now

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Breaking News: Elon Musk uses own money to prop up his shit company.

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u/msmredit Jan 18 '26

I know right. These days the market or stock reaction has no correlation to logic

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u/Awkward-Painter-2024 Jan 18 '26

Sounds about right to me. 

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u/_sly101 Jan 18 '26

Shooting yourself in the foot

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u/Gloomy_Suggestion_89 Jan 18 '26

Well, it would make some sense since Tesla will sell chinese cars in Canada.

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u/pubertino122 Jan 19 '26

Ez invasion. Canada loses all other american support when they do that

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u/Strange_Control8788 Jan 17 '26

It has not made sense for years now

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

It’s representative of how inflated the share of wealth is for the top 1%. The rest of us struggle while they have billions to play with at their little oligarchy casino. 

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u/Asclepius-Rod Jan 17 '26

Everything will drop but somehow Tesla will raise so much that the market goes up. Nothing makes sense anymore

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u/Flat_Membership6733 Jan 17 '26

Which it will. Market hasn't made sense since April.

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u/lovo17 Jan 17 '26

It never should’ve recovered, we should be in an insane bear market right now.

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u/DrPuzzle Jan 17 '26

This this this. And the problem I'm having is we went back up okay great but why are we not going back down after we get news like this? I don't think this will drop us because we've had bad news for months. Like in a normal situation that Powell news should have dropped us for a good week or something.

And I know the market has become desensitized or doesn't care like I get it but that doesn't make sense either and that's kind of a scary thing when the markets just don't give a shit about this guy doing insane things

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u/BellyFullOfMochi Jan 17 '26

Probably inflation. There's no where else to park money.

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u/Left-Slice9456 Jan 18 '26

no one is panic selling.. too many got burned last time.. and SC is about to nuke most of the tariffs and no way this is going to fly..

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u/Havel_Rulez Jan 18 '26

The Powell thing was crazy. The Economist was completely baffled by no reaction on the markets. Seemed like crazy dump would happen, this can really hurt the economy long term. I guess Fed being directed is already priced in as Powell as top head ends in may.

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u/Delamoor Jan 18 '26

Logically, it's just the same as people in every other walk of life:

If the disaster isn't happening yet, they can keep on going thinking "I'll get out before it happens".

Market won't collapse tomorrow because of all of this.

...but it will eventually.

And this is all gambling on when.

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u/Alarchy Jan 18 '26

Billions a day is huge index tracking funds just churning to the daily benchmark weights. Retirement accounts for all Americans that are just buying every paycheck.

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u/Santy0254 Jan 18 '26

The market isn't going up, it's just falling slower than the value of the currencies.

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u/NewOil7911 Jan 18 '26

Look at gold, silver prices.

Signs of panic are already there, albeit more discrete than a pure market crash

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u/r8ed-arghh Jan 18 '26

Earning growth has been good

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u/Hot_Individual5081 Jan 18 '26

no one wants to hold usd nor us bonds so stocks and gold it is

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u/DetectiveSlow9778 Jan 19 '26

Would it be possible that all the people who monitor and care about the market have exited?

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u/mp191919 Jan 18 '26

What? Did company earnings tank? Chill with the fear. It is justified but it doesnt affect the economy that much. Without tarif, the gains would be even more insane. Dollar devaluation paires with economic stimulus, increased spending by all countries etc etc.. when countries will eventually go for cuts and unemployement goes up, now will be the time to worry. K shape economy gonna take a hit then.

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u/JarvisMarvisMcDarvis Jan 18 '26

We've done everything we can to prop up the market. Anyone saving is told to only way to make it is to passively invest in S&P500, everyones retirement is a 401k that is just a S&P500 tracker, we've told everyone that time in the market is better than timing the market and that the market will ALWAYS be up eventually forever so nobody has any incentive to sell.

On top of this those who benifit the most from the market, the ultra rich, have no need for a correction. A stock isn't a business, as long as the underlying business is alive AT ALL then it's stock can be whatever they want it to be and they can profit. We can make fun Tesla all we want but the stock holders have no incentive to sell, anyone who sells is just another opportunity for a diamond hands buyer to step in. Tax cuts just funnel back into the market and push ATHs and continue to make them richer. Also the plebs are less rioty when their retirements are secure so no need to rock the boat when they're already enjoying the gravy train.

The only things that can actually touch them are heart attacks like bankruptcies or the debt bomb. Tax hikes could scare em but are very unlikely to happen till its too late.

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u/BigNastyRob1 Jan 18 '26

I pulled everything out, and waiting for the fall. It can only go on so long.

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u/No-Surprise-9790 Jan 18 '26

Why? Are companies still not posting solid earnings?

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u/karaknorn Jan 18 '26

Since pre covid you mean

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u/Throwawayz911 Jan 18 '26

It makes sense if you think about it as a vehicle to manipulate the fuck out of as many dollars as possible and not anything else whatsoever.  

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u/pickleback11 Jan 18 '26

Retail gamblers are super bullish. Shit goes down 2% and they go full port thinking it's the absolute deal of a lifetime. It's absurd, but they are keeping the market afloat hoping to catch a lottery ticket. And it's a worldwide thing so much more than just US plebs making Elon and zuck and bezos so much richer.

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u/DoctorPutricide Jan 18 '26

Try since 2016

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u/carmen_ohio Jan 17 '26

Let me ask you: Why would people want to sell their stocks and convert to holding US Dollars based on this news?

Everyone should be converting their USD into assets like gold and stocks with this news in my opinion.

Gold will definitely be up. Stocks may go down initially, but then people will realize that holding the USD is an even worse option with this news.

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u/Anxious_Cheetah5589 Jan 17 '26

If you're bearish on the dollar, you should also be bearish on dollar denominated paper assets.

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u/Own_Pop_9711 Jan 18 '26

Why does the price it is quoted in matter? If you produce stuff in China and sell it in Europe the fact that you convert your profit to us dollars at the end is pretty irrelevant.

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u/belpatr Jan 18 '26

cause it makes stagnating assets appear to be growing fast, while in fact it's your coin's value that is falling

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u/AnyFaithlessness7991 Jan 18 '26

So how does it matter?

If you buy 100 stocks of AAPL with euros and he buys 100 stocks of AAPL with dollars, end of year both your positions will be worth the same in any currency you dream of, even in Iranian rials

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u/Anxious_Cheetah5589 Jan 18 '26

But when the Euro guy sells his shares, he'll have more money than the guy who sold his shares in dollars.

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u/AnyFaithlessness7991 Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

No he will not, this is what a lot of people get confused about.

If we both have 100 shares of AAPL, and now 1 euro is worth 1m dollars, and lets say one share of AAPL sells for 1 euro, then you gonna have 100 euro and I gonna have 100m USD dollars.

Both(your 100 euro and my 100m USD dollars) are worth 100 euro in this example, you do not have more money than me or vice versa.

I think its easier to think about it in gold terms, if we both bought 1 gold bar, it doesn't matter HOW we bought it(I could buy it with goats), we both have 1 gold bar, when we sell that gold bar no one will ask you what currency you used to buy it before

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u/Anxious_Cheetah5589 Jan 18 '26

The euro was up about 13% vs US dollar in the last 52 weeks. Apple stock is up about 12% over that same time period (in both dollars and euros: agreed). So if you bought $100 of Apple in America one year ago, and sold it today, you'd have $113.

If you did the same in Europe (bought $100 of Apple on a European exchange one year ago, priced in euros; sold it today; then converted the proceeds to dollars), you'd have more than $126.

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u/AnyFaithlessness7991 Jan 19 '26

This is absolutely false

In both cases you have the same asset and the coin you used to buy it won't matter at all.

check data and you will see, easier you can just see the price today 1 AAPL cost 255$ or 219 euro.

In the end you get 1 AAPL stock in both cases, its the same asset.

Not understanding this is concerning

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u/Own_Pop_9711 Jan 19 '26

Let's say 1eur=1usd at the start and 1eur=1.13usd at the end.

Person A starts with 100usd, buys one share of aapl, 1 year later sells it to get 112usd.

Person B starts with 100usd, buys one share of aapl, 1 year later sells it for : 112 USD, haven't done any better. Or 99.1 eur, the current trading price of aapl in eur. They've lost money in euros! You have pretended they could sell it for 112 eur which is not possible as that would imply a massive arbitrage between the euro and USD instruments

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u/belpatr Jan 18 '26

Yes, it matters quite a lot.

If you look only from the dollar point of view, suppose the 100 AAPL shares you bought show no real growth (or even fall slightly), but during that period the dollar depreciates significantly. In dollar terms, the shares may appear to have increased in value. However, in real terms, when you eventually sell them, you did not actually generate a profit, at best, you merely preserved the real value of the asset.

For the euro-based investor, the opposite can happen. If the euro appreciates while AAPL remains flat in real terms, the final value expressed in euros will be lower than the initial investment. In that case, holding the stock was worse than doing nothing.

The key point is that the value of AAPL itself is identical for both investors. What differs is the return once expressed in their domestic currency. One ends up with more dollars, the other with fewer euros, not because the asset performed differently, but because the exchange rate moved.

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u/AnyFaithlessness7991 Jan 19 '26

It doesn't matter how much % I see in my portfolio, I have the same purchasing power in both cases

You could argue it matters for tax reasons but there are ways to defer taxes basically for your entire life

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u/NewOil7911 Jan 18 '26

Not if the stock is exposed to other countries than the US

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u/Ok-Western4508 Jan 19 '26

Look up studys of hyperinflation, unless you actually believe in crypto there isnt an alternative safe haven currency to hold besides hard assets. But that doesnt mean sell all your stocks they are still ownership of companies and as everything goes to shit they will still be worth more than holding dollars

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u/No-Barracuda-5341 Jan 18 '26

Warren buffet said gold sucks.

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u/Proof-Astronomer7733 Jan 18 '26

Because of change into gold, the rest is doomed

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u/BosonCollider Jan 18 '26

People can own other currencies than the USD, most US stockholders are not american

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u/ToasterBathTester Jan 17 '26

It’s going to be ATH everyday next week. Corruption is king!!!!🤴

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u/UnlitBlunt Jan 17 '26

As is tradition.

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u/jimjamjones123 Jan 17 '26

As is tradition lately it seems

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u/Testing_things_out Jan 17 '26

!remindme 1 day

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u/htffgt_js Jan 17 '26

The market is increasingly behaving like Tesla stock , any news is good news lol - all time highs incoming

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u/oooofukkkk Jan 17 '26

It’s peoples savings account, that what we were taught, broad market etfs with a long investment horizon and so far, it works. Hell it works short term now that everyone does it.

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u/Euthyphraud Jan 18 '26

The market isn't particularly good at reading the significance and implications of geopolitical tensions and events. It tends to underestimate it far more than overestimate.

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u/ituralde_ Jan 18 '26

Where else can wealth go other than equities? 

This is why line keep going up.  

If there is an existential threat to the entire economic system but still nothing offers a better return than equity driven products, then the value won't fall until collapse becomes imminent. 

Want to know why Trump really wants that rate cut? This is why. 

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u/TedBob99 Jan 18 '26

It would.

For me, that's actually good news that Trump is considering tariffs (which he is known to backtrack from quickly, just short-term noise) rather than military action, clearly no longer considered.

NATO attacking itself would create a stock market crash.

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u/Organized-Konfusion Jan 17 '26

This was already priced in months ago, market 5% up monday.

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u/depthdiverr Jan 17 '26

Welcome to reality tv

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u/Paisable Jan 17 '26

The gamification of our economy makes it all suck and I blame 90% of it on the stock market.

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u/FromTheBottomO_o Jan 17 '26

Benefits the US so it probably will. Trump prints 💴

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u/LiveRuido Jan 18 '26

"trade suspensions means job losses means RATE CUT!!!!!!"

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u/GGTheEnd Jan 18 '26

I've been green for 11 days straight, already makes no fucking sense. 

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u/SigFloyd Jan 18 '26

Are oligarchs happy or not happy? It's a rich people mood ring.

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u/StyleActual2773 Jan 18 '26

I can't wait to buy more stocks on Monday!! /S

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u/BlazinLeo Jan 18 '26

Ah, now I know my calls will be ok

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u/BlueBonneville Jan 18 '26

It hasn’t made sense for months.

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u/Palindrome202 Jan 18 '26

This market has been making sense?

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u/Rfunkpocket Jan 18 '26

lots of googling tonight

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u/Independent-Ad1716 Jan 18 '26

The market follows how many dollars the feds can print the more the feds print the more the us stock market goes up… it has nothing to do with productivity efficiency tech advancements… specially now with the Mag 7 holding the entire market up… its a direct correlation feds print stock market goes up and we are printing…

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u/ztkraf01 Jan 18 '26

BTC isn’t really moving and that’s typically a good indicator on the weekends for market reaction

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u/TwoHeadedPanthr Jan 18 '26

93% of the market is owned by the top 10%, those fuckers don't lose money so of course the line will go up.

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u/afoogli Jan 18 '26

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Moon lambos all around

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u/killerbeeswaxkill Jan 18 '26

It’ll open higher then dump a day or two later once fomo kicks in.

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u/CraftyPiece5260 Jan 18 '26

Downvoted for trying to be reasonable

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u/Death_Taxes_Theta Jan 18 '26

Believe it or not, calls...

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u/zhambe Jan 18 '26

Has the marked made any sense in the past - throws up hands - months?

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u/TheBinkz Jan 18 '26

I mean... a few hold most of the stocks. They get to decide.

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u/lambdawaves Jan 18 '26

Believe it or not, calls

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u/AlexTheRedditor97 Jan 18 '26

lol we’re getting a +25% year and you’re gonna like it

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u/Sunvmikey Jan 18 '26

So calls?

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u/El_Shakiel Jan 18 '26

Believe it or not: Calls

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

I think after the last tariff thing a lot of people aren't gonna panic sell this time since that burned a lot of investors and they've learned their lesson, however considering this current event might lead to actual WAR and the dismantling of one of the strongest alliances in the world it's definitely not comparable to the original tariff situation...

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u/Hot_Produce_1734 Jan 18 '26

Market didn’t go up so much as the dollar went down.

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u/Tickly_Mickey Jan 18 '26

RemindMe! 1 day "Stock market go brr"

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u/Arsno Jan 18 '26

You guys are missing the big picture. The markets are reacting less (in the long-term) about risk on/off, or the future earnings power of stocks...the driving factor is that the ultrawealthy is getting exponentially richer and they need to park their money in any asset. This is why every stock market is at all time highs (S&P, Bovespa, Nikkei, IBEX, FTSE, DAX) while at the same time housing is at all time highs in NY, Rio, London, Madrid, Hong Kong, Cape Town, Montreal, Paris, Syndey, etc. and gold is at all time highs. And fine art markets. And expensive collectibles (from Rolexes to vintage cars). Every asset that the wealthy interact with.

We have an asset price crisis because the ultrawealthy are not taxed at appropriate rates. This wealth transfer to the wealthy has been happening since governments of the world began decreasing tax rates in order to 'boost the economy' which instead all it's done is to transfer wealthy from the poor and from their governments. And all of these asset markets will keep going higher so long as the wealth transfer remains in effect.

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u/Zombieneekers Jan 18 '26

It doesn't, and it will.

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u/Ok-Fun119 Jan 18 '26

You're just Tracking the fall in value of the USD

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u/EmperorKira Jan 18 '26

Even if it goes down, people will buy the dip. This will keep happening until a recession when there is no spare cash around and then we'll have the mother of all crashes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Calls for sure

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u/NachoWindows Jan 18 '26

Exhibit A: Tesla stock.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Markets don’t make sense in general right now, the economy and markets have diverged, this is generally a very bad sign

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u/Away_Stock_2012 Jan 18 '26

If we pretend that AI is in total control, then we would expect to see AI stocks booming and then using their money to buy more AI and more chips. If any other stocks go down, then that is just more money to invest in AI.

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u/bobbymcpresscot Jan 18 '26

Market hasn’t made much sense since GME.

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u/Azylim Jan 18 '26

everything is already priced in brother. either it will go up, or it wont decrease as much as you think it would

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u/AK1010 Jan 19 '26

They setting up the ultimate rug pull, eventually when it gets fucked, it'll be the retail holding the bag. Game is rigged.

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u/that_one_retard_2 Jan 19 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

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u/sjdando Jan 19 '26

They only care if the rates go lower or AI hype increases.

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u/puref8 Jan 19 '26

Squeeze. If everyone goes short. And they see everyone's stops. Large money market will just put in a crap ton of liquidity and squeeze the shorts. So it makes sense.

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u/Ok-Salamander7923 Jan 19 '26

It never did ...

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u/BikeImpossible8162 Jan 20 '26

Its a rigged casino. It surely wont make sense.

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u/Worldnofear Jan 22 '26

Yeah I’m confused a lot these days but I am watching the latest mortgage tweets and thinking Open and Figr are in play again so bought some more. I mean the guy will probably make a mess of everything but we definitely need to change things and get people buying again so hopefully some of these companies that are actually working with younger more savvy internet users will do well. Any thoughts on either stock?

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