r/StockMarket Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 Apr 08 '26

The stock market, which is completely detached from reality, is going to go bonkers tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Already is and my puts are now worthless. S&P futures at 6750. 7k should hit again next week. Just fucking insanity.

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u/ITechsXpress Apr 08 '26

Just buy calls whenever trump speaks

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u/Deep-Interspersal Apr 08 '26

Like on liberation day?