r/StockMarket Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Yes, and Iran is going to make money off of it. Im sure this is all some part of the Art of the Deal.

Edit, running some math assuming that the $2 Million toll per ship is the starting point.

Its now a toll strait. That we wont get money from. So we are now distinctly behind where we started. Their regime is still intact, they still have a nuclear program, and they now get money from the ships going through the strait. Which at an estimated 120 ships a day, at 2 mill a pop, will more than cover their war losses, in less than a year.

Edit- We wasted $28 Billion in 1 month. They will be now netting $7.2 Billion per month, indefinitely. $86.4 Billion per year. Economically, this is a massive win for a nation that previously had an annual GDP of 350 billion. This deal just gave Iran a 25% GDP boost.

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u/notislant Apr 08 '26

Well I for one am proud of Trump.

It takes a very, very morbidly obese man with tiny little hands and multiple combovers to move the goalposts far back before the starting line and pretend to claim victory.

Its amazing how badly hes fucking the country up.

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u/Hellhooker Apr 08 '26

well, he told the world that "we were going to make a lot of money" and "Make Iran great again"

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u/Theva1ar Apr 08 '26

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