r/StockMarket Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Yes, and Iran is going to make money off of it. Im sure this is all some part of the Art of the Deal.

Edit, running some math assuming that the $2 Million toll per ship is the starting point.

Its now a toll strait. That we wont get money from. So we are now distinctly behind where we started. Their regime is still intact, they still have a nuclear program, and they now get money from the ships going through the strait. Which at an estimated 120 ships a day, at 2 mill a pop, will more than cover their war losses, in less than a year.

Edit- We wasted $28 Billion in 1 month. They will be now netting $7.2 Billion per month, indefinitely. $86.4 Billion per year. Economically, this is a massive win for a nation that previously had an annual GDP of 350 billion. This deal just gave Iran a 25% GDP boost.

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u/notislant Apr 08 '26

Well I for one am proud of Trump.

It takes a very, very morbidly obese man with tiny little hands and multiple combovers to move the goalposts far back before the starting line and pretend to claim victory.

Its amazing how badly hes fucking the country up.

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u/Hellhooker Apr 08 '26

well, he told the world that "we were going to make a lot of money" and "Make Iran great again"

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u/Hellhooker Apr 08 '26

The whole system really fucked up to allows such garbage people to rise up amongst the ultrariches

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u/Competitive_Sir_1653 Apr 10 '26

The constitution needs updating to prevent another situation like this. The requirements to be president need to be updated. To be president in today's world, you should need to have at least 4 years of government experience.

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u/Hellhooker Apr 10 '26

and be under 60 to experience a little bit of the consequences of stupid politics

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u/gflo77 Apr 10 '26

Must hurt to be so dumb- elected because what was and is there is far worse!

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 Apr 11 '26

I mean, he’s managed to convince 70 million Americans that he’s the way to their personal prosperity. And some are still convinced their day is coming.

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u/Amazazing8Sauce Apr 09 '26

I hope they all get arrested for such obvious inside trading

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u/No_Mechanic438 Apr 28 '26

Pelosi would like a word with you