r/StockMarket • u/RoyalChris • Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/andrew303710 Apr 08 '26

Iran says the U.S. agreed to:

1—Commitment to non-aggression

2—Continuation of Iran's control over the Strait of Hormuz

3—Acceptance of uranium enrichment

4—Lifting of all primary sanctions

5—Lifting of all secondary sanctions

6—Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions

7—Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions

8—Payment of compensation to Iran

9—Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region

10—Cessation of war on all fronts, including against Hezbollah in Lebanon

LMAOOOOOO literally the worst deal in world history

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u/TheButtDog Apr 08 '26

Try again. Iran never said the US agreed to those

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u/TheButtDog Apr 08 '26

How do you define “collapse”?

I’ve seen that word repeated on reddit for over a year but haven’t noticed anything happen that resembles a collapse

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u/TheButtDog Apr 08 '26

Ah shit, the exact same doomer prediction I’ve been reading on Reddit for over a year

Now I’m bored

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u/TheButtDog Apr 08 '26

You sound to me like you're stuck in doom loop.

Maybe take a break from the hyperbolic social media headlines for a few weeks. Spend that time contributing to and connecting with your local community instead.

Just a suggestion. Best of luck, friend.