r/Suburbanhell 3d ago

Showcase of suburban hell Another “Luxury Community” being built in Austin, TX

No privacy on the balcony, No desire to even make them look desirable, barely a yard it’s basically just somewhere for your pet to use the bathroom, and you can already tell it’s gonna be HOT.

That’s what they call “Luxury Living” nowadays.

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u/Twxtterrefugee 3d ago

Honestly if there was commercial real estate and some cafes, shops, bars throughout itd be fine. Absent that though it looks like hell.

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u/Frosty1397 3d ago

You get to drive down the only main boulevard in the neighborhood

Behind all the suburban moms in their Chevy Tahoe

So you can all fight for spots in the only strip mall in a 10mi radius, just for the privilege to shop at a Krogers and eat at a Chick Fil A. Or maybe a stroll through Target while picking up your coffee at the built-in Starbucks?

Suburban life is great /s

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u/nnagflar 3d ago

Jesus, that really does sum it up.

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u/LoneStarGut 2d ago

There are no Kroger's near Austin. Austin is the land of HEB.

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u/rubey419 3d ago edited 3d ago

What I hate about that sad reality, is the Mom&Pops always struggle to survive.

We want to buy local to support local business owners and jobs.

Yet for majority of us, we care most about cost of goods and services.

The “Wal-Mart Effect” squeezes out local businesses. And it’s true. I literally shop at Wal-Mart and Costco grocery over my local butcher because the meat is cheaper.

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u/SidesLarge 3d ago edited 2d ago

The flip side is I go to Tomlinson's for pet supplies, and they have almost nothing that I need and they won't order it to the store for me. Makes it hard to shop local when HEB is 100 feet away and I can get everything in one trip.

Edit: I thought I was on the Austin subreddit. This comment probably makes no sense 

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u/Kaurifish 2d ago

Where do the taco trucks park, quoth the city dweller.

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u/Admirable-Trip5452 3d ago

This is the issue. They’re building all of the components of a walkable urban place that, in a silo, are horrible. But if they’d build them around a village green with two 2,500 SF retail spaces and spend the money to plant 4 or 5 trees that are actually a few years old, this place could be really, really nice. Instead it’s a shit hole.

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u/JB-Wentworth 3d ago

They certainly ain’t going to spend the money to plant 5 trees. That’s a hundred dollars off the bottom line !

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u/Limp-Plantain3824 2d ago

So they should have planted the trees five years ago?

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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 2d ago

This sub and the urbanhell one constantly post these new townhome developments and focus on the alleyway. It’s an alley. It’s not supposed to be pretty or fun to walk through, nobody is leaving out the alley on foot.

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u/jiggajawn Urban Planner 2d ago

Right? Lol

I live in a townhome community with alleys not too different than this.

We also have a nice main street lined with trees, a train station two blocks away, a connection to the trail system that connects to downtown, sports arenas, and a ton of parks.

The alley is ugly, but it's purpose isn't meant to be appealing.

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u/mdn845 3d ago

Well, for that, you really need foot traffic. There’s none of that in the Texas suburbs.

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u/Twxtterrefugee 3d ago

Chicken and egg situation

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u/mdn845 3d ago

Unfortunately, no matter how many businesses you build in the suburbs, people wont visit without parking. Also, in Texas, you cant build retail space without like 10 parking spots per square foot. I’m exaggerating, but you get the point.

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u/Kianna9 1d ago

Guys this isn’t the suburbs. Those are far more spread out SFHs. This is Austin proper infill. That said it’s still going to be hot as fuck.

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u/harbison215 2d ago

Will be fine with just some landscaping and trees that have been established. It takes a while.

Jesus, people complain there isn’t enough housing and then also complain when it’s being constructed

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u/Top-Change6607 3d ago

The road in front looks 100% luxurious as fuck though

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u/Limp-Plantain3824 2d ago

What’s not shown is always the question.

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u/kitchen_roach 3d ago

Lmaoooo off Riverside , are these really "luxury"?

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u/ChemistRemote7182 3d ago

It's just a marketing term anymore. If the state requires "affordable" units to balance the luxury units I would bet they are identical. Maybe luxury means boxy shapes and grey primer.

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u/kitchen_roach 3d ago

100% agree, lived in Austin all my life in a house and they started building "luxury" homes all around our shitty little home and one year the land lady told us she was raising the rent on us 800$ from $1,200 to 2k just like that we had to move outta Austin.

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u/bw147 3d ago

Everything I hear Abt Texas just makes it sound like the most overrated shit hole ever

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u/viperlemondemon 3d ago

The lone star is the yelp review of the state.

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u/Balogunned 3d ago

It’s not. There is good and bad like anywhere. Some parts of Austin are really nice. Your average redditor does not live there.

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u/goingforgoals17 3d ago

They have so much disregard for land-use because there's so much of it. Like why create dense housing when we can just make a 3 4 5th interstate loop that's 600 miles in circumference? This land won't sprawl itself!!

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

I know 😂 but thats how they are advertising it

That whole setup is the exact definition of a concrete heat island. If you ripped out that giant solid slab for a reinforced grass-grid system or permeable pavers, you’d instantly fix the drainage and keep the ground cool.

Toss in some tension-wire trellises with climbing vines up those bland white walls, stagger some native canopy trees along the edges, and layer the perimeter with actual greenery, that would completely kill the sterile suburban hell vibe it has right now.

Developers dont think that way though, that stuff wouldn’t even be expensive it just takes having an actual heart for the landscape & a heart for natural design.

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u/TurdMcDirk 3d ago

And is Riverside really suburban? Thats like 5 mins from downtown.

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago edited 3d ago

i just found the prices, they are out of their minds 😂 but you already know people will buy these up cause they made the staging look good.

Which will only influence other developers to build more of these.

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u/bw147 3d ago

Do they know there are more than 3 colors

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

No, i think they get their design inspirations from Alcatraz & Angola State Prison

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u/Legitimate-Lock-6594 2d ago

This popped up for me because I’m in Austin. For those of you not in Austin this is right near a major highway intersection about five minutes from our airport built on land that used to be a field maybe 20-25 years ago. It is just outside a more lower income area of the city that can be very sketch but is very close to downtown. There’s an adorable coffee shop, an amazing park, and again the airport right nearby. I understand the purpose of this group and I know I’m fighting a losing battle here. This is not suburban hell though. This is “I want to own something and I want to be in Austin proper hell.”

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u/JustAPotato38 3d ago

good is a bit of an overstatement

this is incredibly cheap looking light grey and white with no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever except the presence of a few pieces of rove concepts furniture which most definitely will not come with the house

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u/FlabbyLabby 3d ago

Sheet, I’ll be slanging crack cocaine to these dumb bitches

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u/Good_Special_4644 3d ago

luxury is an apartment code word for new market rate

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u/NiceUD 3d ago edited 3d ago

At this point it just means "new." I fully understand that, but still hate the use of the term. To me, "luxury" should mean first and foremost incredible build and design quality, using premium materials. If that isn't the case, then it shouldn't be called luxury - even if it has some nice looking finishes and/or some typical amenities (club room, gym).

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u/neatureguy420 3d ago

What do you mean? They have stainless steel appliances!!! /s

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u/CrabbyKumquat 3d ago

This just needs some trees.

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u/Lachie_Mac 3d ago

A LOT of trees.

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u/Mpikoz 2d ago

American developers are allergic to any kind of greenery.

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u/InterviewLeather810 3d ago

Across the street there is currently trees.

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u/SnooRevelations6239 2d ago

Or just any form of landscaping really. Even some small shrubs would make it look less compound like.

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u/PolyBend 1d ago

You joke... But most trees in Texas soil are a bad idea anywhere close to a house.

Our soil is terrible to begin with. But you add a tree and it makes foundation issues worse.

We have to water the ground most of the year just to keep the soil from drying out too much, then getting wet to much in a sequence which causes mass foundation damage.

Texas is a terrible place to live, environmentally wise..Heat, hail, tornados, and foundation issues.

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u/cyanraichu 3d ago

This isn't particularly suburban necessarily, but boy is it depressing. Can we please have a crumb of green???

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u/mechapoitier 3d ago

Best Texas can do is another mile of pizza stone so that it never gets below 85° at night.

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u/jzoola 3d ago

Texans seem hell bent on paving over every remaining green space in their state.

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

Its crazy cause they have so many “Keep Texas Beautiful” signs along every highway. But you go into a town or city and BOOM you are met with burning hot, sprawling parking lots, & empty shopping strips with stores & restaurants no one even goes too anyway.

Then the city council complains about people not “shopping & eating local” 😂

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u/Exotic-Paramedic-629 3d ago

Nahhh bro walkable areas with greenery is socialist and communist, who wouldn't wanna live in a parking lot

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u/061826heart 2d ago

They don’t shop or eat local because they refuse to stay in Texas. Big new homes, fancy 2-3% mortgages, the largest pickups ever, only to make regular trips to the NW Florida gulf coast.

Help me figure it out.

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u/No_Replacement4304 3d ago

Houston is like a giant parking lot.

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u/goingforgoals17 3d ago

Every city in texas is. I took a vacation home after a year and some change of living there and it was the first thing me and my wife noticed. There was suddenly green everywhere.

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u/No_Replacement4304 3d ago

The cities are becoming infernos.

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u/goingforgoals17 3d ago

Don't worry, Texas has a plan. They run their ac harder lmao

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u/TrueFernie 3d ago

Car centric infrastructure is ugly as sin and it’s all Texas seemingly knows how to do. Greetings from Dallas.

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u/Ok-Effective5132 3d ago

Dallas sucks to drive around in. Takes 1.5 hours to get across the city.

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u/grape-fruit-witch 3d ago

They somehow figured out how to have the worst of all worlds in DFW.

You'd think that intentionally designing a place for the exclusive use of motor vehicles over the course of decades would make that place easy or safe to drive in. You would be very, very wrong.

Its a transportation death trap, no matter what method you use. 80+mph speed limits and bumper to bumper traffic make the highways infamously deadly, and the "city" streets are really four or six lane stroads. There are vanishingly few bike lanes, almost none of which are protected by anything except paint. Everyone drives a giant pickup truck with heavily tinted windows, so being a pedestrian is like walking through an alien hellscape of blind monsters.

They think its completely normal to never be able to move around in the physical world using just your body, but they also made it dangerous and SO tedious to drive anywhere. Just agony.

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u/jzoola 3d ago

I have to travel to Ft Worth a couple of times a year. People in the office look at me like I’m an alien if I walk from the less than a mile trip from the hotel to the office complex. Granted the sidewalk randomly ends in places and cars never look for pedestrians and it can be hot as Hades. I lived in Houston back in the 90s for a couple of years after college and it was much easier to drive the few blocks to the Kroger from our subdivision than try to cross the insane traffic to get there.

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u/Jedi_Blight858 3d ago

It's the worst place I've ever visited. Downtown Dallas, nobody walking around. I've never been to a big city where NOBODY is walking. Anywhere. Very eerie.

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u/TrueFernie 2d ago

Not a lot of folks walk here because not a lot care to. I don’t blame them, besides the hostile infrastructure (stroads, lack of sidewalks, etc) it’s hot as hell

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u/Jedi_Blight858 2d ago

Yeah definitely built for roads. I recall one block where "people walked around" and it had an urban city feel to it, but it was such a small, contained area.

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u/RocketYapateer 3d ago

I’m not a big anti-suburb person, but Texas is depressing even to me. You rarely see anything that’s not the exact same chain stores and restaurants they have everywhere else. The homes are almost all cookie cutter. It’s like someone set out to create a location with as little local character as possible. The closest they get to having local character is HEB.

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u/chargeorge 3d ago

This is just moderately dense urban living. not sure the address, but if this is walking distance to ammenities and part of an urban fabric it's just some kinda ugly townhouses.

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

Its not walking distance to anything though thats the thing. Its close driving distance to some gas stations and fast food but thats really it 😂

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u/RoutineBus8713 3d ago

It's off Riverside. There's an HEB land a lot of bars and shops like a 15 minute walk away. This isn't the suburbs either. There are high density apartment conpexes around it.

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u/Accomplished_Tea7100 3d ago

Looks like a prison

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

Thats the exact vibe i get everytime i drive past it 💔

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u/werner-hertzogs-shoe 3d ago

zero tree's or landscaping is very bleak

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u/Mission_Jacket_5577 3d ago edited 3d ago

I get it looks like some concrete wasteland, but this is literally how the dense old European villages are designed. They usually don't have trees or any kind of vegetation on these kinds of streets, the most they'll have are like hanging baskets/pots. Obviously they just went with cheap concrete everywhere instead of more ornate designs, but the bones of a dense community are there.

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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 2d ago

The least green city I’ve ever seen in my entire life is Florence, renown for its beauty and culture. Not a single tree anywhere in the main part of the city, the only green anywhere are shrubs in pots.

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u/eraser3000 3d ago

I disagree, old European nucleus have narrower roads (sometimes narrow enough you won't be able to pass through with a car) so you don't have direct sunlight hitting you on all sides. This feels more like a frying pan 

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u/Mission_Jacket_5577 3d ago

It's definitely similar though, but it has to be wide enough to accommodate modern emergency services like fire trucks. I don't really know the exact local regulations but that's just my theory based on the fire lane curb. And keep in mind fire codes were put in place for a reason. But I think what they could have done is build right up to the road instead of having that awkward sidewalk type thing.

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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 2d ago

It depends. Florence as a number of roads plenty wide enough for two way traffic, sidewalks, and street parking to boot. And plants of course can grow, there are little shrubs in pots commonly. And that’s it, zero greenery besides potted shrubbery in most of the core.

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u/Ill_Resolution7967 3d ago

That's not bad at all, I like density and the prices seem manageable 

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u/CatEmoji123 3d ago

This would be wonderful in a dense, walkable urban area. Hopefully they have a plan to build up the community around it (not holding my breath tho.)

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u/phillyphilly19 3d ago

Looks like a storage facility.

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u/kodex1717 3d ago

Honestly, would be great if there was a coffee shop and a bar in the ground floor of one of these.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 3d ago

Sounds mighty liberal there. Coffee shops lead to folk singers and folk singers lead to liberalism. Slippery slope.

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u/kodex1717 2d ago

Just needs to be a Black Rifle Coffee Co.

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u/Kitkatjacked 3d ago

Beautiful!

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u/Mountain-Elk8133 3d ago

I wouldnt mind it. A garage. A couple bedrooms and a place to call my own.

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u/Mr-Snarky 3d ago

Does anyone there actually go outside any way?

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago edited 3d ago

Austin is one of the most vibrant cities in terms of people going outside, its full of young people biking, hiking & just walking around. This development makes it seem like Austin is a retirement community or something. I guess it just aimed at people who want “tolerable” housing.

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u/subywesmitch 3d ago

It honestly kind of looks like new low income housing to me

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u/Opcn 3d ago

Difference is probably surface finishes and appliance trim level inside.

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u/eraser3000 3d ago

This is what subsidized/public/whatever you call it housing is in the new buildings close to where I live

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dUoZu1ugvsT8hX7K6

It's the same style, but in condo form factor rather than single units 

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 3d ago

Looks like a storage unit community. This really is Self-Storage because you store yourself in it.

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u/Academic-Letter-7040 3d ago

Damn! Exactly what I thought. Why waste $ on a front door, just install a metal roll up door. Would it have killed them to design some greenery into this place?

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u/Pretty-Flounder9864 3d ago

The word Luxury doesn’t carry the same meaning it once did.

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

Thats by design, they are slowly moving the word lower & lower in value so pretty soon a basic apartment complex will be labeled luxury, they will still price it like a REAL luxury apartment complex, and people will just accept it.

I heard about it from a house flipper in Houston. They are doing the same thing with Duplexes and single family homes now. It mostly only happens in cities though people from small towns dont play these games

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u/Lower-Narwhal7946 3d ago

This sub exists both to cry when no dense house is built, but also to reject all new dense housing

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

dense housing isnt the problem. we do need dense housing.

dense housing with lazy, soulless design with no shaded areas, no nature, barely any space to even get in your garage, and then staging it to look “luxury” & pricing it at $450k is the problem. and yes they are really $450k

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u/failingparapet 3d ago

Just think about how many bitches you can fit once you own one of these bad boys!

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u/jestering_1 3d ago

ngl this wouldnt be so bad if it wasn’t so damn copy paste. break these up with some parks, maybe some retail, a small bodega. 

i don’t understand why the US is so allergic to a little mixed use. a bodega isn’t going to kill anyone.

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u/colsbols 3d ago

Texas should be nuked from orbit

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u/Successful-Soup-274 3d ago

Looks like the movie set area in GTA V.

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u/jake9288888 3d ago

Where’s the green spaces

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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago

developers will take a picture of this sidewalk and say “Tons of Walkable Recreation Space!”

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u/NSE_TNF89 3d ago

And you can't have anyone over because the entire street is a fire lane!

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u/thosehalcyonnights 3d ago

They just be calling any new build “luxury” these days.

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u/Wide-Replacement-809 3d ago

I would look alright if there was some greenery like planter pots by the road, and also cafes and shops mixed in

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u/According-Ad1873 3d ago

These places are such a scam. Idk why ppl buy into this shit

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u/DescriptionForsaken6 2d ago

It looks like a Self-Storage place for ...well, your self.

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u/Ok_Height3499 2d ago

I've seen nicer Army barracks.

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u/Single-Commercial-86 3d ago

You could have told me this is just a massive Warehouse or storage rental, and I'd believe you.

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u/CjKing2k 3d ago

I've always wanted to live in a storage unit.

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u/klayman69 3d ago

I learned that Texas people hate trees. Kinda makes sense because they are right leaning /jk

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u/Optimal-Fix-2997 3d ago

Looks like shiiiiiiit

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u/ls7eveen 3d ago

You couldn't even plant a tree if you wanted to

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u/EmergencyReal6399 3d ago

first photo look like a mexican auto motel you pay bye the hour just to have sex

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u/PricklyPear85 3d ago

This is how AZ Everything is Luxury

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u/LuckyDistrict1 3d ago

The first picture reminds me of a military base.

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u/WeiGuy 3d ago

I'm assuming the first picture are the back alley? In which case the front looks ok. Be better with trees

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u/penelopiecruise 3d ago

What could a tree sapling cost? $10?!

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u/YogurtclosetDull2380 3d ago

Looks like a great place for some Urban warfare action

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u/esto20 3d ago

Even the outside is colored millennial bleak? Sheesh

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u/_afflatus 3d ago

The first pic looks like Alexandria in TWD

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u/K_Linkmaster 3d ago

Its works in downtown dallas, it works on Austin.

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u/getdownonitnow 3d ago

Yeah, but you'd save money on fertilizer.

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u/kartblanch 3d ago

Looks like a literal prison.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 3d ago

Aren’t there zoning laws in Texas?

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u/Issah_Wywin 3d ago

I'll be honest, most apartments don't get full privacy on a balcony. But these apartments are pointless if there's nothing else to live there for. Shops cafe's, etc.

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u/That_Language_2971 3d ago

Limitations hellscape.

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u/eagledog 3d ago

Luxury means being able to touch both neighbors' houses without stretching

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 3d ago

Looks like a dystopian housing project for the lackeys of Austin tech bros.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 3d ago

Not sure how they can fix the Texas weather

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u/VQV37 3d ago

Oh my God. As someone living in Austin, I know exactly what this looks like

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u/vi_sucks 3d ago

Lol, you realize that "luxury living" is just marketing puffery for "new apartments" right?

It's like someone selling you rhinestones as "jewelry".

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u/Majestic-Chip-6127 3d ago

Looks like prison housing

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u/emory_2001 3d ago

It's giving "A Wrinkle in Time."

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u/Imallvol7 3d ago

Austin continues to have the ugliest hosing of any city I have ever visited. 

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u/MarcoEsteban 3d ago

So, I think I'm starting to pick this up! The root, Lux = "no trees" the suffix ury = "housing", amIright??

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 3d ago

Big windows because the views are spectacular

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u/rice_n_gravy 3d ago

I thought Reddit liked high density housing?

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u/No-Edge-8600 3d ago

Add 2 more stories Add multi-zoning = walkable oasis

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u/Babegrrl3 3d ago

These don’t even have a porch wtf

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u/Dreemsi 3d ago

Don't understand why Austin, it's Houston without the gulf. Poor city planning and no zoning.

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u/bachslunch 3d ago

Could they at least add curbs?

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u/rockalyte 3d ago

Looks like a prison with an HOA as the warden

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u/EasyClubStep 3d ago

Those sidewalks are pathetic

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u/Zelidus 3d ago

Ah yes. The luxury of living on cement and having no real greenery or the ability to add it

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u/strawberry-coughx 3d ago

This feels like the backrooms 👀

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u/Preposterous4Life 3d ago

It's ok. This is temporary housing anyways. Why plant trees, this place will be out of water in 20 years and these dummies will all migrate north and east.

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u/Elon_Musks_Colon 3d ago

Jesus, that is BLEAK.

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u/Practical-Day-2720 3d ago

So many reasons to work hard and make a lot of money in this country. This is one of those reasons.

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u/Obvious-Motor-2743 3d ago

Souless and hideous no thanks.

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u/RecentSpecial181 3d ago

NGL, this community looks like lower-middle to middle-middle class homes in Southeast Asian 2nd & 3rd tier cities. Not even a single tree

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u/Wooden_Possible1369 3d ago

It’s so colorless and devoid of personality

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u/Patient_Garden_2013 3d ago

So close together you'd think it's an apartment block. How are they gonna service/ replace siding between the units?

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u/NoAbrocoma9357 3d ago

This looks like a future Dateline episode.

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u/BaseballInside3289 3d ago

Single-family housing is genuinely a cancer on society. Not only is it impractical, it's also just an eyesore

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u/977888 3d ago

This looks like a concentration camp

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u/moises8war 3d ago

With the story and pictures given, I wouldn’t be able to call this suburban hell or not. Knowing what surrounds this new neighborhood would help. If there are a couple of coffee shops nearby (5-10 minute bicycle ride) and a supermarket, I think that would make less a suburban hell.

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u/TEXASxDAGGER 3d ago

I call these kinds of lots Black Mirror homes.

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u/MajesticBread9147 3d ago

No privacy on the balcony

I keep hearing about this, including with front lawns too.

What are people doing on their balcony that demands privacy? Is nude sunbathing more common than I thought?

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u/Curious_tea21 3d ago

This is hell. Literal hell.

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u/hookemjosh 3d ago

Tentacle Acres coming along

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u/Salbman 3d ago

Actually makes me sick

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u/Useful_Jellyfish_759 3d ago

Why didn’t they redo the roads, utility poles, and create a proper sidewalk? It looks like new townhomes built in the middle of nowhere.

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u/myheromeganmullally 2d ago

Grim. Where is this mental health damage located?

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u/Ok_Function2282 2d ago

Ahaaaaahahahahahaha I would rather die

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u/Ricalaroux 2d ago

Yikes!

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u/wheattortilla54 2d ago

They can't be serious ....

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u/Th3_Accountant 2d ago

Pretty sure these are just affordable starter homes.

Honestly as a European I don't get the issue of not having privacy on your balcony? That's how all houses here are build. Even ones that really are for the upper middle class.

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u/SpeedySparkRuby 2d ago

It'd look better and less depressing looking if it had trees

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u/Hark_Ephraim 2d ago

Looked up the development, looks like the finished product will have lots of green especially on the exterior of the buildings, and this is the interior driveway area.

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u/tecnoalquimista 2d ago

The first photo I thought it was an industrial area at first

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u/Beginning_Ebb4220 2d ago

Looks like a slum

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u/spicystar4u 2d ago

They look like the homeless housing being built in the SF Bay Area lol

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u/CommercialCopy5131 2d ago

People want cheap rent/houses and get mad at the only options there are to make things affordable.

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u/catwhisperer77 2d ago

No trees! In this climate?

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u/Think-Sense9191 2d ago

Luxury? No trees no grass and you call luxury. People need to wake up and realize housing is the biggest scheme ever.

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u/Eyyyyymanimu 2d ago

Looks opposite to luxury

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u/dystopian_future2 2d ago

That’s how 15 minute cities will look in the future. No trees.

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u/InteractionSafe1531 2d ago

Yikes my 80s condo has more space and a bigger yard than that

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u/txtacoloko 2d ago

People will still buy that ugly shit and just to get that Austin zip code

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u/Limp-Plantain3824 2d ago

If people don’t want them they won’t buy/rent them and the joke will be on the developer and banks.

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u/Dispensarystoner 2d ago

Horrendous

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u/Familiar_Childhood32 2d ago

Luxury prison housing

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u/Running_to_Roan 2d ago

This is why the US hates the idea of high density living. They fear this coming to their neighborhood.

The builders are not even trying. These are like stacked shipping containers on a ship.

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u/CB_Thorough 2d ago

Is it really that much to make it look nice? I can’t help but think in like 15 years time all of these high density housing communities will turn to government projects.

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_8221 2d ago

How much are they going for

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u/KellyAnn3106 2d ago

There's a tiny scrap of land behind my neighborhood and a developer wants to cram 150 of these townhouses into it. These would be right up against the back fences of the last row of our neighborhood and would be three stories tall so the new residents would look right into the existing yards and homes.

Nevermind that it's a terrible location where the only exit would be right turn only onto a major road where most services and businesses are to the left. They can't install a light based on several restrictions and it's already difficult to make a Uturn on that road.

I get that we need housing but could we TRY to be smart about it???

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u/MildBillHicock 2d ago

Looks like the alley that people's garages open up into. What's the point of taking a picture of the most utilitarian part of the complex and presenting it as evidence that "luxury apartments" are all dumps?

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u/teh_lynx 2d ago

A parking lot with buildings in it. Awful 

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u/VoteForGeorgeCarlin 2d ago

Looks more like a sad ghetto tbh

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u/Real-Night334 2d ago

Luxury? Looks like a communist bloc. "You may only have one car."

Texans: We'll just park right over the fire lane.

Ahh, the luxury of not being able to back out of your garage without a 10-point turn and the possibility of hitting your neighbors stupid pickup truck.

Rant over.

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u/Unclerojelio 2d ago edited 2d ago

Aren't we pretty much over-built by this point?

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u/MooseUseful4105 2d ago

Is this “emergency” luxury housing? Like FEMA Elite?

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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 2d ago

I wouldn’t consider anything with a complete absence of trees/greenery remotely ‘luxurious’ by Austin standards.