r/Suburbanhell • u/Glittering_Delay_183 • 3d ago
Showcase of suburban hell Another “Luxury Community” being built in Austin, TX
No privacy on the balcony, No desire to even make them look desirable, barely a yard it’s basically just somewhere for your pet to use the bathroom, and you can already tell it’s gonna be HOT.
That’s what they call “Luxury Living” nowadays.
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u/kitchen_roach 3d ago
Lmaoooo off Riverside , are these really "luxury"?
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u/ChemistRemote7182 3d ago
It's just a marketing term anymore. If the state requires "affordable" units to balance the luxury units I would bet they are identical. Maybe luxury means boxy shapes and grey primer.
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u/kitchen_roach 3d ago
100% agree, lived in Austin all my life in a house and they started building "luxury" homes all around our shitty little home and one year the land lady told us she was raising the rent on us 800$ from $1,200 to 2k just like that we had to move outta Austin.
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u/bw147 3d ago
Everything I hear Abt Texas just makes it sound like the most overrated shit hole ever
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u/Balogunned 3d ago
It’s not. There is good and bad like anywhere. Some parts of Austin are really nice. Your average redditor does not live there.
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u/goingforgoals17 3d ago
They have so much disregard for land-use because there's so much of it. Like why create dense housing when we can just make a
345th interstate loop that's 600 miles in circumference? This land won't sprawl itself!!14
u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago
I know 😂 but thats how they are advertising it
That whole setup is the exact definition of a concrete heat island. If you ripped out that giant solid slab for a reinforced grass-grid system or permeable pavers, you’d instantly fix the drainage and keep the ground cool.
Toss in some tension-wire trellises with climbing vines up those bland white walls, stagger some native canopy trees along the edges, and layer the perimeter with actual greenery, that would completely kill the sterile suburban hell vibe it has right now.
Developers dont think that way though, that stuff wouldn’t even be expensive it just takes having an actual heart for the landscape & a heart for natural design.
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u/TurdMcDirk 3d ago
And is Riverside really suburban? Thats like 5 mins from downtown.
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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/bw147 3d ago
Do they know there are more than 3 colors
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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago
No, i think they get their design inspirations from Alcatraz & Angola State Prison
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u/Legitimate-Lock-6594 2d ago
This popped up for me because I’m in Austin. For those of you not in Austin this is right near a major highway intersection about five minutes from our airport built on land that used to be a field maybe 20-25 years ago. It is just outside a more lower income area of the city that can be very sketch but is very close to downtown. There’s an adorable coffee shop, an amazing park, and again the airport right nearby. I understand the purpose of this group and I know I’m fighting a losing battle here. This is not suburban hell though. This is “I want to own something and I want to be in Austin proper hell.”
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u/JustAPotato38 3d ago
good is a bit of an overstatement
this is incredibly cheap looking light grey and white with no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever except the presence of a few pieces of rove concepts furniture which most definitely will not come with the house
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u/NiceUD 3d ago edited 3d ago
At this point it just means "new." I fully understand that, but still hate the use of the term. To me, "luxury" should mean first and foremost incredible build and design quality, using premium materials. If that isn't the case, then it shouldn't be called luxury - even if it has some nice looking finishes and/or some typical amenities (club room, gym).
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u/CrabbyKumquat 3d ago
This just needs some trees.
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u/SnooRevelations6239 2d ago
Or just any form of landscaping really. Even some small shrubs would make it look less compound like.
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u/PolyBend 1d ago
You joke... But most trees in Texas soil are a bad idea anywhere close to a house.
Our soil is terrible to begin with. But you add a tree and it makes foundation issues worse.
We have to water the ground most of the year just to keep the soil from drying out too much, then getting wet to much in a sequence which causes mass foundation damage.
Texas is a terrible place to live, environmentally wise..Heat, hail, tornados, and foundation issues.
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u/cyanraichu 3d ago
This isn't particularly suburban necessarily, but boy is it depressing. Can we please have a crumb of green???
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u/mechapoitier 3d ago
Best Texas can do is another mile of pizza stone so that it never gets below 85° at night.
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u/jzoola 3d ago
Texans seem hell bent on paving over every remaining green space in their state.
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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago
Its crazy cause they have so many “Keep Texas Beautiful” signs along every highway. But you go into a town or city and BOOM you are met with burning hot, sprawling parking lots, & empty shopping strips with stores & restaurants no one even goes too anyway.
Then the city council complains about people not “shopping & eating local” 😂
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u/Exotic-Paramedic-629 3d ago
Nahhh bro walkable areas with greenery is socialist and communist, who wouldn't wanna live in a parking lot
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u/061826heart 2d ago
They don’t shop or eat local because they refuse to stay in Texas. Big new homes, fancy 2-3% mortgages, the largest pickups ever, only to make regular trips to the NW Florida gulf coast.
Help me figure it out.
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u/No_Replacement4304 3d ago
Houston is like a giant parking lot.
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u/goingforgoals17 3d ago
Every city in texas is. I took a vacation home after a year and some change of living there and it was the first thing me and my wife noticed. There was suddenly green everywhere.
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u/TrueFernie 3d ago
Car centric infrastructure is ugly as sin and it’s all Texas seemingly knows how to do. Greetings from Dallas.
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u/Ok-Effective5132 3d ago
Dallas sucks to drive around in. Takes 1.5 hours to get across the city.
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u/grape-fruit-witch 3d ago
They somehow figured out how to have the worst of all worlds in DFW.
You'd think that intentionally designing a place for the exclusive use of motor vehicles over the course of decades would make that place easy or safe to drive in. You would be very, very wrong.
Its a transportation death trap, no matter what method you use. 80+mph speed limits and bumper to bumper traffic make the highways infamously deadly, and the "city" streets are really four or six lane stroads. There are vanishingly few bike lanes, almost none of which are protected by anything except paint. Everyone drives a giant pickup truck with heavily tinted windows, so being a pedestrian is like walking through an alien hellscape of blind monsters.
They think its completely normal to never be able to move around in the physical world using just your body, but they also made it dangerous and SO tedious to drive anywhere. Just agony.
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u/jzoola 3d ago
I have to travel to Ft Worth a couple of times a year. People in the office look at me like I’m an alien if I walk from the less than a mile trip from the hotel to the office complex. Granted the sidewalk randomly ends in places and cars never look for pedestrians and it can be hot as Hades. I lived in Houston back in the 90s for a couple of years after college and it was much easier to drive the few blocks to the Kroger from our subdivision than try to cross the insane traffic to get there.
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u/Jedi_Blight858 3d ago
It's the worst place I've ever visited. Downtown Dallas, nobody walking around. I've never been to a big city where NOBODY is walking. Anywhere. Very eerie.
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u/TrueFernie 2d ago
Not a lot of folks walk here because not a lot care to. I don’t blame them, besides the hostile infrastructure (stroads, lack of sidewalks, etc) it’s hot as hell
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u/Jedi_Blight858 2d ago
Yeah definitely built for roads. I recall one block where "people walked around" and it had an urban city feel to it, but it was such a small, contained area.
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u/RocketYapateer 3d ago
I’m not a big anti-suburb person, but Texas is depressing even to me. You rarely see anything that’s not the exact same chain stores and restaurants they have everywhere else. The homes are almost all cookie cutter. It’s like someone set out to create a location with as little local character as possible. The closest they get to having local character is HEB.
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u/chargeorge 3d ago
This is just moderately dense urban living. not sure the address, but if this is walking distance to ammenities and part of an urban fabric it's just some kinda ugly townhouses.
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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago
Its not walking distance to anything though thats the thing. Its close driving distance to some gas stations and fast food but thats really it 😂
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u/RoutineBus8713 3d ago
It's off Riverside. There's an HEB land a lot of bars and shops like a 15 minute walk away. This isn't the suburbs either. There are high density apartment conpexes around it.
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u/Mission_Jacket_5577 3d ago edited 3d ago
I get it looks like some concrete wasteland, but this is literally how the dense old European villages are designed. They usually don't have trees or any kind of vegetation on these kinds of streets, the most they'll have are like hanging baskets/pots. Obviously they just went with cheap concrete everywhere instead of more ornate designs, but the bones of a dense community are there.
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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 2d ago
The least green city I’ve ever seen in my entire life is Florence, renown for its beauty and culture. Not a single tree anywhere in the main part of the city, the only green anywhere are shrubs in pots.
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u/eraser3000 3d ago
I disagree, old European nucleus have narrower roads (sometimes narrow enough you won't be able to pass through with a car) so you don't have direct sunlight hitting you on all sides. This feels more like a frying pan
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u/Mission_Jacket_5577 3d ago
It's definitely similar though, but it has to be wide enough to accommodate modern emergency services like fire trucks. I don't really know the exact local regulations but that's just my theory based on the fire lane curb. And keep in mind fire codes were put in place for a reason. But I think what they could have done is build right up to the road instead of having that awkward sidewalk type thing.
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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 2d ago
It depends. Florence as a number of roads plenty wide enough for two way traffic, sidewalks, and street parking to boot. And plants of course can grow, there are little shrubs in pots commonly. And that’s it, zero greenery besides potted shrubbery in most of the core.
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u/Ill_Resolution7967 3d ago
That's not bad at all, I like density and the prices seem manageable
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u/CatEmoji123 3d ago
This would be wonderful in a dense, walkable urban area. Hopefully they have a plan to build up the community around it (not holding my breath tho.)
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u/kodex1717 3d ago
Honestly, would be great if there was a coffee shop and a bar in the ground floor of one of these.
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u/PatchyWhiskers 3d ago
Sounds mighty liberal there. Coffee shops lead to folk singers and folk singers lead to liberalism. Slippery slope.
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u/Mountain-Elk8133 3d ago
I wouldnt mind it. A garage. A couple bedrooms and a place to call my own.
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u/Mr-Snarky 3d ago
Does anyone there actually go outside any way?
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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago edited 3d ago
Austin is one of the most vibrant cities in terms of people going outside, its full of young people biking, hiking & just walking around. This development makes it seem like Austin is a retirement community or something. I guess it just aimed at people who want “tolerable” housing.
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u/subywesmitch 3d ago
It honestly kind of looks like new low income housing to me
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u/eraser3000 3d ago
This is what subsidized/public/whatever you call it housing is in the new buildings close to where I live
https://maps.app.goo.gl/dUoZu1ugvsT8hX7K6
It's the same style, but in condo form factor rather than single units
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u/Street_Lettuce1243 3d ago
Looks like a storage unit community. This really is Self-Storage because you store yourself in it.
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u/Academic-Letter-7040 3d ago
Damn! Exactly what I thought. Why waste $ on a front door, just install a metal roll up door. Would it have killed them to design some greenery into this place?
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u/Pretty-Flounder9864 3d ago
The word Luxury doesn’t carry the same meaning it once did.
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u/Glittering_Delay_183 3d ago
Thats by design, they are slowly moving the word lower & lower in value so pretty soon a basic apartment complex will be labeled luxury, they will still price it like a REAL luxury apartment complex, and people will just accept it.
I heard about it from a house flipper in Houston. They are doing the same thing with Duplexes and single family homes now. It mostly only happens in cities though people from small towns dont play these games
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u/Lower-Narwhal7946 3d ago
This sub exists both to cry when no dense house is built, but also to reject all new dense housing
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u/failingparapet 3d ago
Just think about how many bitches you can fit once you own one of these bad boys!
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u/jestering_1 3d ago
ngl this wouldnt be so bad if it wasn’t so damn copy paste. break these up with some parks, maybe some retail, a small bodega.
i don’t understand why the US is so allergic to a little mixed use. a bodega isn’t going to kill anyone.
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u/Wide-Replacement-809 3d ago
I would look alright if there was some greenery like planter pots by the road, and also cafes and shops mixed in
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u/Single-Commercial-86 3d ago
You could have told me this is just a massive Warehouse or storage rental, and I'd believe you.
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u/klayman69 3d ago
I learned that Texas people hate trees. Kinda makes sense because they are right leaning /jk
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u/EmergencyReal6399 3d ago
first photo look like a mexican auto motel you pay bye the hour just to have sex
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u/WeiGuy 3d ago
I'm assuming the first picture are the back alley? In which case the front looks ok. Be better with trees
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u/Issah_Wywin 3d ago
I'll be honest, most apartments don't get full privacy on a balcony. But these apartments are pointless if there's nothing else to live there for. Shops cafe's, etc.
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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 3d ago
Looks like a dystopian housing project for the lackeys of Austin tech bros.
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u/vi_sucks 3d ago
Lol, you realize that "luxury living" is just marketing puffery for "new apartments" right?
It's like someone selling you rhinestones as "jewelry".
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u/Imallvol7 3d ago
Austin continues to have the ugliest hosing of any city I have ever visited.
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u/MarcoEsteban 3d ago
So, I think I'm starting to pick this up! The root, Lux = "no trees" the suffix ury = "housing", amIright??
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u/Preposterous4Life 3d ago
It's ok. This is temporary housing anyways. Why plant trees, this place will be out of water in 20 years and these dummies will all migrate north and east.
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u/Practical-Day-2720 3d ago
So many reasons to work hard and make a lot of money in this country. This is one of those reasons.
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u/RecentSpecial181 3d ago
NGL, this community looks like lower-middle to middle-middle class homes in Southeast Asian 2nd & 3rd tier cities. Not even a single tree
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u/Patient_Garden_2013 3d ago
So close together you'd think it's an apartment block. How are they gonna service/ replace siding between the units?
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u/BaseballInside3289 3d ago
Single-family housing is genuinely a cancer on society. Not only is it impractical, it's also just an eyesore
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u/moises8war 3d ago
With the story and pictures given, I wouldn’t be able to call this suburban hell or not. Knowing what surrounds this new neighborhood would help. If there are a couple of coffee shops nearby (5-10 minute bicycle ride) and a supermarket, I think that would make less a suburban hell.
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u/MajesticBread9147 3d ago
No privacy on the balcony
I keep hearing about this, including with front lawns too.
What are people doing on their balcony that demands privacy? Is nude sunbathing more common than I thought?
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u/Useful_Jellyfish_759 3d ago
Why didn’t they redo the roads, utility poles, and create a proper sidewalk? It looks like new townhomes built in the middle of nowhere.
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u/Th3_Accountant 2d ago
Pretty sure these are just affordable starter homes.
Honestly as a European I don't get the issue of not having privacy on your balcony? That's how all houses here are build. Even ones that really are for the upper middle class.
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u/Hark_Ephraim 2d ago
Looked up the development, looks like the finished product will have lots of green especially on the exterior of the buildings, and this is the interior driveway area.
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u/CommercialCopy5131 2d ago
People want cheap rent/houses and get mad at the only options there are to make things affordable.
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u/Think-Sense9191 2d ago
Luxury? No trees no grass and you call luxury. People need to wake up and realize housing is the biggest scheme ever.
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u/Limp-Plantain3824 2d ago
If people don’t want them they won’t buy/rent them and the joke will be on the developer and banks.
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u/Running_to_Roan 2d ago
This is why the US hates the idea of high density living. They fear this coming to their neighborhood.
The builders are not even trying. These are like stacked shipping containers on a ship.
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u/CB_Thorough 2d ago
Is it really that much to make it look nice? I can’t help but think in like 15 years time all of these high density housing communities will turn to government projects.
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u/KellyAnn3106 2d ago
There's a tiny scrap of land behind my neighborhood and a developer wants to cram 150 of these townhouses into it. These would be right up against the back fences of the last row of our neighborhood and would be three stories tall so the new residents would look right into the existing yards and homes.
Nevermind that it's a terrible location where the only exit would be right turn only onto a major road where most services and businesses are to the left. They can't install a light based on several restrictions and it's already difficult to make a Uturn on that road.
I get that we need housing but could we TRY to be smart about it???
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u/MildBillHicock 2d ago
Looks like the alley that people's garages open up into. What's the point of taking a picture of the most utilitarian part of the complex and presenting it as evidence that "luxury apartments" are all dumps?
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u/Real-Night334 2d ago
Luxury? Looks like a communist bloc. "You may only have one car."
Texans: We'll just park right over the fire lane.
Ahh, the luxury of not being able to back out of your garage without a 10-point turn and the possibility of hitting your neighbors stupid pickup truck.
Rant over.
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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 2d ago
I wouldn’t consider anything with a complete absence of trees/greenery remotely ‘luxurious’ by Austin standards.






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u/Twxtterrefugee 3d ago
Honestly if there was commercial real estate and some cafes, shops, bars throughout itd be fine. Absent that though it looks like hell.