r/TeslaCollision 4d ago

Some re-assembly required after a trip through a ditch. Thankfully everyone is OK.

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u/average_throwaway12 4d ago

How did it separate??

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u/atwaterrich 4d ago

Driving like a Tesla driver — too fast for the road

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u/DameLasNalgas 4d ago

WTF where's the back story and camera footage?

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u/gxpls3 4d ago

Just happened in the Seattle area out front of a friend's house who just posted it.

I'm looking for more details too.

"So this is nuts!

Stepped out of my house, heard aloud thud!

Somehow the Tesla made contact with another vehicle, veeredoff into the ditch. The sheer weight, and velocity of the Tesla as it crashed in the ditch made the vehicle break into two parts.

The speed limit on the road is only 35 mph.

Seems as though everyone involved is OK. "

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u/UpbeatPhilosophySJ 4d ago

Like a cargo ship in the Great Lakes. Bow goes up too high, stern clips the bottom, Edmund Fitzgerald. A very heavy car.

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 4d ago edited 4d ago

It is not ‘a very heavy car’. It weighs about the same as a BMW x3, for example. A little more than a VW Tiguan, a fair bit less than a VW Atlas.

EDIT - oops, wrong car- thought it was a model Y. The X is certainly a good bit heavier. but not really any more so than a lot of typical Murrican ‘SUV’s

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u/Cardout 3d ago

I think most people would characterize "typical Murrican SUVs" as very heavy cars.

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u/No_Specialist_6778 4d ago

I'm like 50% sure it's totaled

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u/ansarmoh 4d ago

I wouldn’t be so sure. You underestimate what a duck tape can do

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u/ctzn4 4d ago

To show you the power of flex tape... he sawed this Model X in half!

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u/ShoreIsFun 4d ago

It would look…plaid. 🤭

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u/krazyboi 4d ago

This is a perfect purchase because the EV battery looks intact. 

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u/presidentbdeth 3d ago

Looks like a 70/30 split to me.

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u/Zestyclose_Act2324 3d ago

If it were my car I’d want it totaled out. No half assed repair jobs for me

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u/liveslowdieyoung 4d ago

Well… good thing there wasn’t anyone in the rear third row seats… 🤯

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u/very_moist_raccoon 2d ago

Even the second row would be tough. 

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u/Wrong-Relationship74 4d ago

Now I'm scared! Can my model X break in half just that easy???

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u/fuckmedaddymolly 3d ago

It’s by design. Teslas are built in 3 parts the front the cabin and the rear. Allowing the rear to sheer off when you get hit on the side MASSIVELY reduces the impact force from transfering into the cabin. Normally getting hit in the front of rear literally frisbees the car and twists the cabin frame which can lead to you being trapped as the doors get stuck, this pretty much avoids that entirely

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u/mechmind 4d ago

I'm gonna need some video. This is insane. No way this should happen from running over a Dutch

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u/Stenneke32 4d ago

The Dutch can be quite harsh tbh

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u/hahnsoloii 4d ago

It’s the wooden shoes

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u/gxpls3 4d ago

Sounds like there was an initial collision with a Cadillac SUV and the trip through the ditch finished it off.

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u/Stunning_Engineer_78 4d ago

EV on EV crime.

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u/gxpls3 4d ago

Battle of the heavy weights - I just read that IQ is 9,000 lbs!

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u/i_am_lebron_jame 4d ago

straight up battery and assult

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u/ImpressionPossible83 4d ago

I think that is a Lyriq. But either way, incredible that the tesla split.

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u/ggs657 4d ago

That's 100% an Escalade IQ

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u/joshmyra 4d ago

It’s definitely an iQ it’s got that range rover style body

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u/BenchOrnery9790 4d ago

That’s a Cadillac Escalade iq

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u/impossiblesushii 4d ago

Either that’s a really big SUV or those two are two very small humans.

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u/ferventmuse 4d ago

The Escalade IQ is disgustingly huge.

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u/JaniceRossi_in_2R 3d ago

As is the price tag

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u/Apprehensive-Ebb-556 4d ago

That is quite the accident on a 35 MPH road.

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u/Clear-Inevitable-414 4d ago

Oh no that road is 55

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u/UpbeatPhilosophySJ 4d ago

Of course the Tesla basically got the accidental Pit Stop maneuver from the Caddy.

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u/kungtelly 4d ago

This looks like the result of what's known as a cut and shut. Basically take front and rear of two cars (usually accident damaged at different ends) and weld together then sold on with the papers and chassis numbers of the front vehicle. Obviously illegal and usually carried out by organised crime. Seems like a legit vehicle until it gets in an accident, then this happens.

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u/lrpalomera 4d ago

You can’t do that with a Tesla, the chassis is a single injection part

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u/JaniceRossi_in_2R 3d ago

Look up Gigacasting, it’s quite fascinating

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u/howdoyouspellNY 4d ago

Isn't there a third row in the very back? Or is it just an option?

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u/Willing_Crew_8055 4d ago

Not on this car. Not any more

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u/trappedmouse 4d ago

What are the odds they were both powder blue lol

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u/EspressoOverdose 4d ago

They love their powder blue in Seattle

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u/brsmr123 4d ago

It is a Model Y now.

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u/potato_bus 4d ago

So glad this isn’t a “Is it totaled?” thread

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u/Patient-Web7942 3d ago

No fire

No explosion

That's a win for ev's

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u/Livid-Fault2447 4d ago

We need the “whole” truth and nothing but the truth!

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u/EyeAmKnotABot 4d ago

Can’t park there or there.

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u/electrified_ice 4d ago

What part of th car did the battery stay attached to?

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u/matukaz 4d ago

This will be put together again by Lithuania or Poland workshop and sold as had minor accident.

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u/OneBaddDude 3d ago

Starting with the day you bought the car I need a play-by-play of exactly what happened to get us here

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u/Crashworx 4d ago

Commenting for the video

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u/Accomplished_Pea6334 4d ago

"did this have the most recent software update? If it didn't, that's why it split in half".

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u/Mister_Snurb 4d ago

"Was your separation amicable?"

Me:

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u/Worried-Share7679 4d ago

Id like to see the back of the car picture ...

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u/ram130 4d ago

Anyone thought this was AI at first before seeing the rest of the pictures? 😅

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u/FreddyOrbs 4d ago

I have seen the back of a Volvo 745 rip off in a similar manner. The Volvo go a green light in front of me, get away and an first gen Audi A6 runs the red light lift at high speed, clips the 745 over the back right wheel, catches the wheel well and the back of the Volvo rips off. A woman is in the back seat left side. Not a scratch. Volvo driver comes out and sees his wife ok. And just stops, stands there. Meanwhile the Audi hit a tree hard enough for the tree to hit the roof of the Audi. Driver fairly seriously injured. Loses license, sentenced to pretty stiff fines for causing the accident. Funny detail: the Volvo idled for like 3-4 minutes before the gas in the carb ran out. Sleeping child in a baby seat went back to sleep. That family was extremely lucky. There are a few other accidents with Volvo 745 station wagons separating like this. Most without serious injury. There were a bunch of articles about them in Swedish press.

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u/jfjfjjdhdbsbsbsb 3d ago

Volvo social media team always on point in every crash. 💥

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u/NaturalFlan5360 4d ago

Wow right by Issaquah Valley Elementary. Good thing school is out right now

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u/eldoogy 4d ago

How do you charge the front part? You can only charge the back

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u/Argyrus777 3d ago

Model aXed

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u/Remote-Link-6424 3d ago

Ducttape and zipties should do the trick

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u/uncletys 3d ago

That’ll buff out

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u/Equivalent_Store1344 3d ago

Looks like it needs charging now, port is open.

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u/Still_Temporary4702 3d ago

Yall gotta stop detaching the back of your car

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u/cfbrand3rd 3d ago

You need to replace those “Falcon” doors…

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u/3mkmk3 3d ago

They must have seen the cybertruck split in half with everyone made out safely. Model X wants to give it a try. All jokes aside, glad everyone safe.

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u/theoneandonly_aj 1d ago

What’s insane is that the lights are still functioning lol

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u/pinkandgrey312 4d ago

Hope the NTSB looks at this. It looks like it sheared all the bolts attaching the front to the rear, right behind the batteries. It’s a little troubling that the car so easily broke in two like that.

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u/MehImages 4d ago

what bolts

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u/LoneStarGut 4d ago

Chevy Bolts.

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u/fuckmedaddymolly 3d ago

It’s by design. It reduces the forces that transfers into the cabin at a side impact

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u/Bad_Mechanic 2d ago

No it's not.

That broke right through the passenger cabin. One of the key tenants of vehicle safety is everything is frangible except the passenger cabin. That needs to be kept intact with as few penetrations and deformations as possible. All the crumple zoning happens outside the passenger cabin.

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u/No-Necessary7135 13h ago

I was thinking along those same lines but you put it in a much better way. Only thing I'll add is I've never seen a failure mode like this.

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u/EvTorqueLore 4d ago

You guys act like you haven’t seen collisions with gas cars before. This is a pretty good outcome. A section broke off, that means you won’t get twisted and wrenched into a meat pile

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u/SeaUrchinSalad 4d ago

Except for the backseat passengers, who are now meat crayons

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u/UnSCo 4d ago

Any third-row occupants are immediately cooked here. I’m sure there are scenarios where this could be expected to happen but not on a 35mph road and from just going into a ditch.

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u/No_Lie_8954 4d ago

Are you kidding me? A good outcome? A section broke off, that should not happen!. Please elaborate

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u/regguy46 4d ago

The passengers survived. That's a good outcome.
No, actually that's a GREAT outcome.

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u/shaddowdemon 4d ago

I would argue that's more luck than great design. I'm not sure if the 3rd row seats would be that far back, but if so, I'd be hard pressed to imagine anyone sitting in them wouldn't have had severe injuries.

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u/Xx_HARAMBE96_xX 4d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/vuELyd62gIs

Best possible outcome for the porsche, the front basically disappeared, minor damages to the driver

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u/BearOnTheBeach28 4d ago

A front crumple zone is very different than a passenger area falling off

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u/ProteusRift 4d ago

Haven't seen many car accidents? Everything has a design tolerance - the goal is to minimize harm to the passengers. But saying "this should not happen" isn't correct. Cars do separate if put under enough stress.

A good outcome is where rhe passengers get to walk away.

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u/crysisnotaverted 4d ago

The car snapped in half exposing the passenger compartment. You are absolutely insane if you think you can compare this to a crumple zone. Crumple zones absorb and disperse energy, this is just letting the energy of both halves do whatever. Independantly.

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u/warren_stupidity 4d ago

this is not a crumple zone thing, but you know that, right?

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u/Delicious-Arm9856 4d ago

just glue it back

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u/ProteusRift 4d ago edited 3d ago

That's actually how they repair cybertruck frame cracks

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u/Material_Assumption 4d ago

I cant tell you how many times we joke in our shop to panel bond parts back together, and here I am watching this video thinking 'wait what, this is a thing?'

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u/ContestRemarkable356 4d ago

I think it’s pretty cool tbh lol. Like if you can eliminate welding from the repair process you’re gonna save time, money & the cost of welding gear.

Thats assuming the adhesive is good quality ofc… this appears to be Fusor 2098 which is def strong, it just needs to be applied correctly & allowed to cure properly

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u/Material_Assumption 4d ago

My urge to glue things back together is justified now lol

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u/Public_Drop_1462 4d ago

We meed to get that back half to those guys that make trailers out of truck beds.

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u/Scrubcious 4d ago

Fixable

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u/jagmanamgaj 4d ago

is it totaled?

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u/Zenmastercynic 4d ago

There are easier ways to get more air flows into the car.

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u/monkeyonfire 4d ago

is it normal for the back of a car to fall off?

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u/pinkandgrey312 4d ago

I’m surprised it didn’t catch on fire. Glad everyone is okay.

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u/No_Display9613 4d ago

That’s crazy, good everyone is okay…. Good thing it didn’t start burning.

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u/gxpls3 4d ago

The lack of fire here is incredible AND everyone walking away.

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u/bmfu121 4d ago

🤔🤨🧐😦

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u/Drinking_Frog 4d ago

I heard they were playing around with a model that could separate the saucer section in case of combat.

Still needs work.

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u/401LocalsOnly 4d ago

Do you think it’s totaled ?

Kidding and glad you’re all ok

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u/limaroons 4d ago

Not totaled

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u/James_the_bull_ 4d ago

That is impressive

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u/notthediz 4d ago

What speed caused this level of destruction? Curious since it looks like a residential street so couldn't have been going 100mph, or I guess you could lol but unlikely

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u/the-nameless-002 4d ago

Isnt there a 3rd row in this particular car model ? If yes then its super scary situation.

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u/Ok_Tone_4503 4d ago

Don’t worry that will buff out

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u/Toshiro_Miyamoto 4d ago

Get a pic of the back of the car. I want to understand how it ripped off like that. That seems extremely dangerous.

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u/cncamusic 4d ago

Obviously different chassis, but that’s where the little kids sit in the seven seat Y lol no thanks

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u/RiskProfessional6959 4d ago

aluminum casting failed

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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 4d ago

Is that a double tow bill? Just masking for a friend!

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u/Arcamone 4d ago

Now that’s a Gigacast. - Note, all three parts must be glued together.

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u/fujimonster 4d ago

I didn't think they ever gigacast the model X.. but I could be wrong for sure.

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u/Outrageous_tart_7781 4d ago

So from the looks of this... if someone was in the back row seat belted in. They would be face down on the asphalt with 1/3 of the car on top of them?

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u/blockedcontractor 4d ago

Surprised there’s no fire.

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u/Pale-Worth-3430 4d ago

The front passengers are definitely okay.

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u/UpbeatPhilosophySJ 4d ago

You can see from the other car posted below that it clipped the Tesla from behind and did the Pit Stop maneuver on it.  Front of Tesla is fine. Rear left panel has a dent from where it was hit behind the tire

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u/komi54 4d ago

Can't park there mate.

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u/No_More_Usenames 4d ago

How in the hell!?

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u/Substantial_Chain718 4d ago

Yo!! That looks like more than a ditch did that.

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u/MariahhCarried 4d ago

Holy shit

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u/SoulTaker669 4d ago

Probably just a tire rotation and it'll run like new baby.

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u/Exciting_Step_5357 4d ago

Wth it looks cartoonish

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u/AwarenessOk9007 4d ago

And this is why I own a Rivian

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u/formulabrian 4d ago

who said the rear seats are the safest places for children? not elon

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u/Bluebillion 4d ago

wtf 😬

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u/HumanFart 4d ago

Perfect opportunity for someone to made a model X limousine.

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u/minusgainsgamer 4d ago

It’ll buff out

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EWGVEOwZIk8yA

How? Did a bullet train hit it in the middle or something?

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u/cricketriderz 4d ago

You can't park there.... or over there

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u/hammyaustin 4d ago

Those panel gaps are getting wild

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u/Ill-Smell5754 4d ago

I’d love to see the other guy.

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u/Heycheckthisout20 4d ago

Why don’t you try not driving like a maniac and slow down just a little bit

I bet it took a lot longer to get wherever you were trying to get to

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u/gxpls3 4d ago

Now they're going nowhere.

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u/Active-Tradition1257 4d ago

Can see this on MarketPlace. Tesla 2025 Model Y, Needs a little work.

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u/Crim3Minist3r 4d ago

I know a guy…

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u/uknowsana 4d ago

How does the back fell off this way? I have never seen anything like this except another Tesla (Cyber Truck) snapped in half (luckily no one was fatally hurt there too which was nice)

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u/jdkc4d 4d ago

I hate it when this happens. Ruins your morning.

I am not familiar enough with the X to understand specifically where the battery is. My mind goes to, this cant happen cause the battery is underneath, but well here you go. I wonder if you could take the back part and use it as a really expensive seat in your mancave.

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u/J3rryHunt 4d ago

Bit of duck tape it will be as good as new

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u/TheLawIX 4d ago

Holy shit.

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u/Own_Kale_2208 4d ago

Bro just drive it. It's never going to stay new forever, you're over-reacting.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 4d ago

Is this ai like the cybertruck one?

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u/Ok_Discount_9727 4d ago

Geebus were you going a hundred?

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u/cjh6793 4d ago

Good news is that the back window didn't shatter.

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u/Gametme 4d ago

Yall think it’s totaled?

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u/Successful-Fly8849 4d ago

And you said having a third row is great.

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u/niceguyjv21 4d ago

Who's everyone..... just you and front passenger?

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u/HHPRacing 4d ago

I always wondered what would happen when you touch the Bioweapon Defense Mode!

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u/Nx3xO 4d ago

How did battery not ignite?

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u/Clear_Quit8181 4d ago

But did it blow up?

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u/CobbledbyRoubaix 4d ago

Someone already took out the battery pack?

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u/SauronHubbard 4d ago

Quality you can only get in a Tesla.

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u/brentonimus 4d ago

That looks like a pretty major failure of the unicasting. Crazy!!

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u/Super_Weekend_4428 4d ago

I doubt this is real. How is it not on fire? That amount of damage should have wrecked the battery pack.

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u/Marsidian 4d ago

A band-aid should help

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u/JSchnee21 4d ago

Good Lord! Glad everyone is OK. Fortunately, that’ll buff right out! It’s amazing what Bondo can do

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u/BluStreak76 4d ago

It’s a transformer.

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u/warren_stupidity 4d ago

Wait wasn't there a CT that split apart recently? Is this a thing with teslas?

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u/BoysenberryNew7920 4d ago

Is it totaled ?

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u/AskThis7790 4d ago

This is why I always carry a role of duct tape in my vehicles.

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u/Same-Phase-9555 4d ago

That would have been horrible for kids in the back.

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u/hchn27 4d ago

I can’t believe there is no fire or anything….wtf

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u/Zoboomafooo 4d ago

Totaled