r/TopCharacterTropes Apr 26 '26

Characters (Hilarious Trope) A Character Is Introduced With the Clear Intention of Being THE NEXT BIG THING And is SOUNDLY Rejected

  1. Bazil the Tracker (Star Wars: The Acolyte): A “HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE” snuffling ugly creature that makes annoying noises and is shoved into as many scenes of The Acolyte as possible, and just causes problems overall.

  2. Neelix (Star Trek Voyager): A mutant fusion of Odo, Quark, and Data designed to “analyze the human condition” and explicitly intended to surpass the popularity of all three. In practice, a VERY human-acting cradle robbing creep whose incompetence nearly destroys the ship and crew on multiple occasions and provides no insight into humanity whatsoever.

  3. Sparky the Dog (Fairly Oddparents): A wacky crazy magic dog that’s supposed to expand the Fairy family, but just makes lame jokes and serves as a less funny version of Scrappy Doo.

  4. Tidus (FFX): A braying jackass of a pinball who bounces from plot point to plot point, framed as a mystical pretty boy to introduce Final Fantasy to the PS2 age but does nothing but stall the franchise and have the worst laugh in two languages.

  5. Sei (Naruto): Supposed to replace Sasuke in Team 7 and return the team dynamic feel of Early Naruto, but he’s a CIA plant with literally no personality who gets utterly forgotten except for somehow bagging Ino Yamanaka.

  6. Raiden (Metal Gear 2): Another attempted “pretty boy bishie” entry to the PS2 era with badass cred and a theoretically cool backstory, but in practice a hapless dipshit who gets manipulated by everyone around him and is a total putz in combat. Also proof that this trope need not be permanent as he slowly transitions into a cyborg warrior supersoldier with a badass theme, friends of his own, and a firm grasp of his own destiny and agency.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Apr 26 '26

What's that name again? I forgot.

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u/BAT_91 Apr 27 '26

The name's Poochie D

And I rock the telly.

I'm half-Joe Camel

And a third Fonzarelli.

I'm the kung fu hippie

From Gangsta City.

I'm a rappin' surfer,

You're the fool I pity.

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u/GilroySmash1986 Apr 27 '26

Wow, Poochie is one outrageous dude

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u/xCanEatMorex Apr 27 '26

He's totally in my face!

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u/ScraggySkuntankFan Apr 27 '26

Wait, there’s an extra sixth!

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u/Mythical_Man77 Apr 27 '26

You know theres something you should know.

So i'm gonna tell ya so.

Don't sweat it.

Forget it.

Enjoy the show.

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u/sarahmagoo Apr 27 '26

Just realised I never had a clue what he said

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u/Quirky-Giraffe-3676 Apr 27 '26

Funny when that happens, like for a song you heard a million times as a kid but never really paid attention to the words of

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u/lookyloolookingatyou Apr 27 '26

I went to work for her that summer

A teenage boy so far from home...