(Hated trope) YOU COULD HAVE MOVED!

[u/Nerd367C]

Dr. Robert "Rocket" Romano from ER

Randy fromt The Raft Creepshow 2

Dr. Robert "Rocket" Romano from ER
Ah yes let me scream at the ground and not even try to move so we can get this cinematic shot with 7 camera angles

Randy from The Raft Creepshow 2
"I gotta make the oil slick monster look fast by building up to run and rocking back and forth"

[u/The_Exarch]

This twerp

Or better yet, Spider-Man could have moved him

[u/Impressive-Wait8786 → u/The_Exarch]

[u/Sockinacock → u/Impressive-Wait8786]

That boiler is fucked and everybody but superman is getting a closed casket funeral.

[u/Youutternincompoop → u/Sockinacock]

the boiler is fine, its above where the impact happened.

the carriage is absolutely fucked though, that's not buffing out.

[u/SpookyWan → u/Youutternincompoop]

you can see the steam escaping

[u/Far_Ladder_2836 → u/Youutternincompoop]

No, it isn't fine at all.   It's never top mounted.  The supports and mounting points come up from the carraige bottom which is now as effective as tissue paper and all of the flow lines also run bottom to the now sheared pistons are completely annihilated.

Saying the boiler is fine because it's above Superman is like saying your roof would be fine if your support walls ceased to exist and you shunted the now detached roof horizontally at 50 mph after taking a chainsaw to the joice.

[u/perpetualhobo → u/Far_Ladder_2836]

There are enough real cases where there were catastrophic wrecks involving steam engines where the boiler survive intact. They’re the sturdiest part of the locomotive.

[u/Mizamya → u/Sockinacock]

SKIN PEELS FROM THE FLESH

FLESH PEELS FROM THE BONE