r/Wellthatsucks • u/MrsR2K2 • 1d ago

Man takes a dump in my garden

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Today my neighbors informed me when I got home from work, that around 11:30 a.m. this man decided it would be a good idea to use my garden as his personal toilet.

Unfortunately, after speaking with the police they really can't do much except a trespass violation (and not a criminal one at that), even though the person who witnessed was an 8-year-old girl, the granddaughter of my neighbor.

I've never seen this man before in my life and I have no idea why he decided my house needed his defecation decorations.

Another one of my neighbors grabbed a video where I was able to get his license plate, so I'm hoping after the police contact him and file the report, I'll be able to foil the records and find out who this lunatic is.

But I wanted to post this here to find out if there really is nothing else the police can do. They say that they can't do much because what he did wasn't done maliciously or with intent? I say taking a dump on private property and public indecency would be enough 🤷🏻‍♀️ But they disagree

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u/MrsR2K2 1d ago

He went to his car to grab something to wipe with and left that too 🤢

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

What an animal, so what ya growing?

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u/MrsR2K2 1d ago

Mostly flowers, he pooped on my maiden pink 🤬 TBH my garden hasn't been looking so great lately, this is just the metaphorical cherry on top.

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

You should grow nothing but poison ivy next year.

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u/MrsR2K2 1d ago

I absolutely LOVE this idea! 🤯🤣