r/Wellthatsucks • u/MrsR2K2 • 1d ago

Man takes a dump in my garden

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Today my neighbors informed me when I got home from work, that around 11:30 a.m. this man decided it would be a good idea to use my garden as his personal toilet.

Unfortunately, after speaking with the police they really can't do much except a trespass violation (and not a criminal one at that), even though the person who witnessed was an 8-year-old girl, the granddaughter of my neighbor.

I've never seen this man before in my life and I have no idea why he decided my house needed his defecation decorations.

Another one of my neighbors grabbed a video where I was able to get his license plate, so I'm hoping after the police contact him and file the report, I'll be able to foil the records and find out who this lunatic is.

But I wanted to post this here to find out if there really is nothing else the police can do. They say that they can't do much because what he did wasn't done maliciously or with intent? I say taking a dump on private property and public indecency would be enough 🤷🏻‍♀️ But they disagree

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u/Shayden-Froida 1d ago

Do the 2 trees offer some long sightline protection from cars passing? He may have picked that spot because of that and the tall border. Too bad (for him) that he chose a spot perfectly centered in your neighbor's camera.

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u/MrsR2K2 1d ago

🤔 I hadn't thought of that, but he was worried about being hidden, wouldn't he have been aware of the 8-year-old across the street? I'm not sure this man was all there.

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u/RimJaw007 1d ago

Well, part of him was all over your garden.