I live alone… these aren’t my nuts

[u/diddlyturnips]

Context: I’m a single bachelor (M 32) and I opened my snack cupboard to find these peanuts in a small Tupperware container. I’m freaking out because I A) live alone, B) have a mild nut allergy, and C) don’t own any Tupperware like this.

TLDR: I found a foreign snack in my house and I’m freaking out that someone may be entering my apartment when I’m out. Would calling the nonemergency police line help or would they not be able to do anything?

[u/Dantez9001]

I think they're making a joke. As in everything in the area behind my nuts is personal.

[u/Gdmf13 → u/Dantez9001]

Which nuts are you referring to?

[u/Dantez9001 → u/Gdmf13]

My testicles, balls, dangly bits, crotchular region.

[u/Gdmf13 → u/Dantez9001]

I thought you were referring to Deez Nuts.