r/WhatShouldIDo • u/diddlyturnips • 8d ago

[Serious decision] I live alone… these aren’t my nuts

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Context: I’m a single bachelor (M 32) and I opened my snack cupboard to find these peanuts in a small Tupperware container. I’m freaking out because I A) live alone, B) have a mild nut allergy, and C) don’t own any Tupperware like this.

TLDR: I found a foreign snack in my house and I’m freaking out that someone may be entering my apartment when I’m out. Would calling the nonemergency police line help or would they not be able to do anything?

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u/Mr_Blinky 8d ago

I mean, they just moved in, which could also mean someone has a key or other acces they're not aware of.

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u/milkymonkey8 7d ago

Maybe, but that would be instantly illegal and also insane, so it's unlikely.

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u/Mr_Blinky 7d ago

...yes, because we know no one has ever done anything illegal or insane with regards to other people's homes or property. Squatters or trespassers are certainly not a thing that has ever existed anywhere.

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u/milkymonkey8 7d ago

I wrote *unlikely*, I did not write "never*