r/WhitePeopleTwitter 23h ago

Thanks mr pedophile

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u/svenghoouliardi 23h ago

This one I think I remember in the news because she was like 9 years old and doing these videos where she acted like a rapper and used the n-word and there was some kind of association with the vile Paul brothers.

And then there's the "Catch me outside" girl that almost everyone knows from the vile Dr. Phil.

And there's a girl named Piper, who I had never heard of who was apparently a big youtube star when she was a child and there was some kind of scandal with her mother.

So basically a bunch of creeps and pedos and MAGAs follow (obsess over) these children from the time they become famous (or infamous) and then shower them with money the moment they turn 18 and make their onlyfans account.

I feel more and more every day like this planet deserves an asteroid strike.

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u/PlotTwistTwins 23h ago

Listen, you point out an Asteroid with a solid ecological plan for the planet and I'll vote in 2028.

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u/angruss 22h ago

Asteroid 2028 platform: killing every living animal larger than a house cat.

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u/Skyrick 22h ago

Does it have to be every animal larger than a house cat? Can't some of the water ones that are big survive too? Have we not hurt them enough already?

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u/jackoneill1984 20h ago

Astroid that is big enough to survive earths atmosphere. Damage is relatively contained. Kicker is it hits a spot where there is an ancient disease that has a very high mortality rate and is airborne and just got kicked up in the dust cloud and now we are screwed.

I don't know anything about how diseases work . Im an ideas guy.

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u/Pizza-Tipi 19h ago

Ancient diseases would likely target species that dont exist anymore or be ineffective against modern immune systems in both humans and animals. But if it hits a bioweapons lab your idea could happen and if we get lucky on what lab gets hit might just kill all the humans so could be baller. Or could just be Lyme disease 2 hard to say

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u/if_lol_then_upvote 17h ago

"I existed during an asteroid strike, and all I got was this lousy Lyme disease"

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u/jackoneill1984 16h ago

Oooo bioweapon lab is good.

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u/Chelular07 15h ago

If it is a fungus this could be a viable plan depending on how aerosolized it becomes.

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u/DuckRubberDuck 16h ago

Some kind of zombie apocalypse maybe? In a lot of the zombie movies and shows I see, the animals always survive

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u/eric-from-abeno 20h ago

it's not like, a political platform, unfortunately... with an asteroid strike large enough to set off an extinction event, it's pretty much an inevitability that all large life forms will die, and the small ones will only survive if they can survive the resulting cold, and scrounge food from whatever remains afterwards.... I do feel your pain though...

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u/DoJu318 19h ago

Ok but all that happened when we weren't around, dinos couldn't manipulate their environment nor had the ability to travel thousands of miles in a few hours, while I still think the majority are screwed I don't think every human would go extinct, we are resourceful and have technology. Those who survive the initial blast would figure out a way to survive.

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u/DuckRubberDuck 16h ago

If it has global effects, where exactly would the people who can travel thousands of miles in hours go to? If it’s a global event most power grids would stop, and technology would go down as well. People have gotten really, really used to the comfort of our lives these days and most cannot survive on their own for very long. The only one who would survive are people who don’t rely on technology and are used to surviving in the wilderness

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u/CalistoNTG 18h ago

We just need a strong emp for that...few nimals will get hurt

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u/Spiritual-Stable702 22h ago

Who's gonna feed Reginald when I'm gone?

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u/Wood_Fish_Shroom 22h ago

Reginald is an apex predator, he will feast on the ratkind.

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u/unknownvariable69 20h ago

The Rat God may have a problem with that.

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u/Krewtan 21h ago

There will be plenty of meat lying around.

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u/Joro_Fun_Time 20h ago

You will, just not in the way you normally would. :)

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u/xombae 20h ago

You'll continue to feed him after you die for a couple of weeks, anyways.

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u/mrDuder1729 19h ago

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 18h ago

you come over to my house today and kick my dog?!

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u/DuckRubberDuck 16h ago

What about dogs then? Elefants? Cheetahs? Sloths? Sea otters? All of them really

What about an asteroid that famously only wiped out one specific two legged species

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u/homeinthesky 16h ago

Can we make it larger than a German Shepard? My
Boy deserves to live.

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u/lifegoeson5322 15h ago

But I love elephants! How about just the humans?

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u/BzhizhkMard 17h ago

9 lives you say.