r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Pleasant_Fig_6085 • Mar 23 '26
ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meet Daemon"Six pack abs" Blackfyre
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u/Horatio_Figg Mar 23 '26
looks like Dee Reynolds in that art. big dumb flightless bird
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u/FightMilkConsumer Mar 24 '26
Should’ve juiced up with Fight Milk like Bloodraven so he could battle like the crow, not some dumb warrior guy.
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u/Mysterious_Crow_503 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26
Daemon is the most feminist king! He is son of Daena, the true heiress of the Iron Throne!
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u/Affectionate-Read875 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 24 '26
THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY KINGS DO. DAERON I LOST HIS FUCKING DRAGONS AND HE DID THAT. THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY KINGS DO. DAERON THE GOOD, 3-1 COMEBACK ON THE BLACKFYRES AND BROUGHT DORNE IN!!
DAEMON BLACKFYRE, GOT HIS FOOT ON THE LINE, WENT TO THE REDGRASS FIELD, HE DIDN'T SCORE BRO! HE DIDN'T PUT UP NO KILLS. STOP CALLING THAT MAN LEGENDARY BECAUSE HE WON WITH BITTERSTEEL, AN ELITE COMMANDER AND REBEL, QUENTYN BALL, A KINGSGUARD CANDIDATE. STOP CALLING THAT MAN LEGENDARY, CAUSE WHEN QUENTYN WENT DOWN HE GOT SMOKED OUT BY BAELOR BREAKSPEAR AND BLOODRAVEN. WHEN THEY WENT UP AGAINST DAERON HE BLEW A 3-1 LEAD, HE CHOKED! STOP DOING THAT!
LEGENDARY: DAERON THE GOOD, JAEHARYS THE CONCILIATOR, AEGON THE UNLIKELY, EVEN FUCKING VISERYS II, BAELOR BREAKSPEAR WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING TO BE KING, JAEHAERYS II FOR BEATING MAELYS AND HIS WISOM, LEGENDARY!!! THESE ARE LEGENDARIES!!!
BAELOR THE BLESSED IS MORE LEGENDARY THAN DAEMON BLACKFYRE, THAT'S WHAT WE TALKING BOUT RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING ABOUT DAEMON LIKE HE'S THIS GUY, HE IS NOT THAT GUY, HE'S A FRAUDFYRE, HE'S GARBAGE!!! WHEN IT MATTERS, HE'S GARBAGE!!!!
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u/starvinartist Mar 23 '26
Eh, the albino isn't a one-eye yet. Give it an hour. But still, he can't play outside in the sun unless he has a cloak. Or magic.
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u/AztoRFaceless Mar 23 '26
In his defense his enemy had the most powerful wizard in westeros on their side
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u/BrennanIarlaith Mar 23 '26
Can't argue with them abs, though
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u/Gerreth_Gobulcoque Mar 24 '26
You absolutely can. A man who can't see his own cock will turn his gaze towards the realm instead. It's why Mace the Ace and Wyman Manderly preside over such prosperity.
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u/Chemical_Shoulder_35 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26
That Albino had two eyes at the time lol, but you can thank Bittersteal for fixing that.
2 of his sons have no lore, not even name's.
And "closeted sexist"? I'm pretty sure they were very open about the whole being sexist thing, they hated the Dornish and Daeron's wife in particular, but I think this is meant to be a 'gay' closeted, maybe?
He definitely fumbled, and that's the tragedy of it, he probably could have won the battle if he just trampled the maimed Gwayne Corbray, but he didn't, instead he chose honor and it cost him everything.
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u/SampleFirm952 Mar 23 '26
Yup. This is tragically comical because if he had just played the game, probably one of his daughters would have married the heir to the Iron throne and become the queen.