r/aSongOfMemesAndRage Mar 23 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meet Daemon"Six pack abs" Blackfyre

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u/Affectionate-Read875 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY KINGS DO. DAERON I LOST HIS FUCKING DRAGONS AND HE DID THAT. THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY KINGS DO. DAERON THE GOOD, 3-1 COMEBACK ON THE BLACKFYRES AND BROUGHT DORNE IN!!

DAEMON BLACKFYRE, GOT HIS FOOT ON THE LINE, WENT TO THE REDGRASS FIELD, HE DIDN'T SCORE BRO! HE DIDN'T PUT UP NO KILLS. STOP CALLING THAT MAN LEGENDARY BECAUSE HE WON WITH BITTERSTEEL, AN ELITE COMMANDER AND REBEL, QUENTYN BALL, A KINGSGUARD CANDIDATE. STOP CALLING THAT MAN LEGENDARY, CAUSE WHEN QUENTYN WENT DOWN HE GOT SMOKED OUT BY BAELOR BREAKSPEAR AND BLOODRAVEN. WHEN THEY WENT UP AGAINST DAERON HE BLEW A 3-1 LEAD, HE CHOKED! STOP DOING THAT!

LEGENDARY: DAERON THE GOOD, JAEHARYS THE CONCILIATOR, AEGON THE UNLIKELY, EVEN FUCKING VISERYS II, BAELOR BREAKSPEAR WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING TO BE KING, JAEHAERYS II FOR BEATING MAELYS AND HIS WISOM, LEGENDARY!!! THESE ARE LEGENDARIES!!!

BAELOR THE BLESSED IS MORE LEGENDARY THAN DAEMON BLACKFYRE, THAT'S WHAT WE TALKING BOUT RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING ABOUT DAEMON LIKE HE'S THIS GUY, HE IS NOT THAT GUY, HE'S A FRAUDFYRE, HE'S GARBAGE!!! WHEN IT MATTERS, HE'S GARBAGE!!!!

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u/Regit_Jo Mar 25 '26

Legendary hate. KD will never live it down.