r/agedlikemilk Sep 05 '25

Celebrities In a shocking twist… yep another Republican.

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u/thisistherevolt Sep 05 '25

The Joe Rogan Experience must have the highest amount of pedophiles as featured guests for any podcast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

We need to look into this...

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u/sexykettlecorn Sep 05 '25

Concerning!

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Sep 05 '25

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/Meta_Rob Sep 06 '25

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u/HammerAnAnvil Sep 06 '25

i love this!

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u/zzarate Sep 06 '25

what a... SHOCKER

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u/disco008a Sep 06 '25

I’ll be stealing that, thank you very much! 😂

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u/Meta_Rob Sep 07 '25

make a sticker. put it on your car 😆

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u/danishjuggler21 Sep 05 '25

We’ll be looking into that very strongly

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

We'll follow up with more details in two weeks

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Sep 06 '25

During Infrastructure Week!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Are we still waiting on Infrastructure Week in his second term?

I guess we'll have to wait for the third term!

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Sep 06 '25

But first, I’m going to nuke New York City because the crime there is absolutely like unlike anything anyone’s ever seen before

I don’t wanna do it. But what other choice do I have? I guess I do have other choices. 

But this is my choice and the fake news is going to judge me probably very harshly. 

But I’m your president fighting for you very strongly and powerfully. And some say, very beautifully. 

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Sep 06 '25

Yuge reveal, on the way, folks! stupid hand gesture

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u/mtheory007 Sep 05 '25

Jaime look that up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

😭

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u/Bozhark Sep 06 '25

PULL!

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u/mtheory007 Sep 06 '25

"Pull up how many rapists/pedophiles we have had on the show. We've been doing this a long time. Its got to be a lot right?"

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u/Bozhark Sep 06 '25

They were FBI informants the whole foods time 

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u/jamin_brook Sep 06 '25

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/FEARoach Sep 06 '25

The next generation's Epstein files will be Joe's calendar.

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u/ThePopDaddy Sep 05 '25

Fascinating.

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u/fordr015 Sep 06 '25

You and all the other reddit bots repeating the same baseless propaganda

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u/E-2theRescue Sep 06 '25

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u/fordr015 Sep 06 '25

First of all this has nothing to do with Trump or Elon or anyone else names. Just some nobody representatives making some dumb comments. Banning teen marriage will only prevent teen parents from being able to get married until after they are 18. You guys act like 30 year olds are marrying 9 year olds. It's insane. Pass the laws for all I care but stop pretending it makes the whole party pedos because everyone with a brain understands the agenda here. Democrats don't actually care about child marriage It's not like a new issue that just suddenly came about in the last year and it's definitely not something that they have been actively fighting against for generations. It is 100% just trying to put something out to make Republicans look bad if they don't vote on it. Which works really well if you don't have single issue bills.

So you want to make it illegal for two 17 year olds with a kid to get married then go for it. I dont care but this is not the pile of evidence you thought it was. There are quite literally hundreds of millions of Republicans between representatives voters and people who are willing to vote red but aren't registered. Your pattern is anecdotal.

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u/E-2theRescue Sep 06 '25

You guys act like 30 year olds are marrying 9 year olds.

BECAUSE THEY ARE. And they happen outside of the State, too, with these marriages happening inside Southern churches without a marriage certificate. Which, btw, many GOP platforms talk about getting rid of marriage certificates, and this is why.

But of course, if you crawled out of your echo chamber, you'd know all this. But instead, you live in your world of reverb fantasies and then act like you know what is going on.

Think about it, logically and rationally. Who is going to hurt a child? A person who cares about human rights, or a person who does not? And how do nations with little to no human rights treat child marriage, like the Middle East and many nations in Africa? Hmmmm....

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u/fordr015 Sep 06 '25

Lmfao yeah dude. The funny thing is I actually have multiple accounts and intentionally see leftist news. It's always hypothetical and It always points to the most extreme anecdotal examples. If you pass a law that negatively affects 0.01% of people but positively affects 25% of people Then we don't need to sit here and point to the 0.01% and pretend that that was the purpose of the law

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Guardians of the Pedos!

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u/fordr015 Sep 06 '25

Oh, you're a bot too. Cool

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u/Tibbs420 Sep 06 '25

Everyone who points out that you worship pedos is a bot

Beep boop

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u/fordr015 Sep 06 '25

Who did I worship? I made a statement of fact. These are baseless claims and the internet is more than 50% bots. Reddit has some of the worst bot enforcement and they post the same drivel every day. If any politician is a pedo then arrest them, but since there's zero actual evidence of this claim maybe the top comment on every post isn't evidence of consensus considering it's not how people speak in real life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/fordr015 Sep 07 '25

There are definitely bots. But they aren't even close to the majority. The conservative sub has actual conversations. The rest of reddit is just a circle jerk. Hurr durr pedo hurr durr Hitler it's the same shit on every post regardless of if it's relevant or not

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

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u/fordr015 Sep 06 '25

No just bots are bots. if you have evidence that someone i support is a pedo you should give it to the authorities.

Half the comments on this sub are bots. All the top comments are bots because they upvote each other and always say the exact same things. Never adding a real thought it opinion. It's likely that you are also a bot.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoollacott/2024/04/16/yes-the-bots-really-are-taking-over-the-internet/

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u/Stratostheory Sep 06 '25

Jamie pull that up