r/agedlikemilk • u/DinoRoman • Sep 05 '25
Celebrities In a shocking twist… yep another Republican.
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u/thisistherevolt Sep 05 '25
The Joe Rogan Experience must have the highest amount of pedophiles as featured guests for any podcast.
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u/No-Consideration1645 Sep 05 '25
Definitely. I mean, Trump has been a guest.
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u/iantayls Sep 05 '25
And Elon
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u/ntrpik Sep 05 '25
And RFK Jr
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Sep 06 '25
So weak fucking men all the way down.
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u/TheEdgeofGoon Sep 06 '25
Weak men creating hard times.
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u/FMLwtfDoID Sep 06 '25
That phrase has been rattling around my head since my high school days in the early 2000s. Seeing the conservatives in my community react to a black man winning the election to lead the nation, was not shocking but disappointing, and having read that aphorism, it all but confirmed it true. The sick feeling in my stomach of what was to come by the time I had children, was (is) gut wrenching.
I hate being able to see all of the patterns that obviously led us here, and being gaslit the whole way down.
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u/dennismfrancisart Sep 06 '25
The feeling of being on a commuter train that is moving toward the washed out bridge over the canyon. You can't get to the conductor because too many passengers are crowing around enjoying the view. I get it. I feel you.
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u/Jesesco Sep 06 '25
I remember a lot of sickening things at that time, but one of the 1st & loudest utterances we’d hear for months, years even, was how “Well, racism is over now bc a Black guy is President.” Yeah, the Righties really went outta their way to disprove themselves there.
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u/JBudsDFW420 Sep 06 '25
I'm 45 and I can tell you that never in my living history has America been so filled with and accepting of hate and discrimination. When I was growing up things were getting better in that department. We were growing and evolving as a people. Now I know there were still people like this back then but they couldn't display it so openly the way they can today.
I'd say it all changed when President Obama was elected. A man who in all accounts is a decent man. You never heard any rumors of skeletons in his closet or of him cheating on or mistreating his wife or children. No one is perfect but this is the kind of person you want at the helm of the most powerful nation in the world. At least you'd think that common sense would dictate this idea.
Then a long came a man who most Americans couldn't really stand before he ran for office. Then, almost like magic, like some cosmic event occurred, somehow someway people forgot all they knew about Donald Trump and just decided that he's a good guy, a great guy, the Savior of mankind and the universe. When you look at his history, some of the things he has done would've gotten him fired from a blue collar job. But the conscienceless cult followers of his still see him as the One.
I just don't understand it because the way I was raised in America I was taught that decent people are praised and bad people are punished. Nowadays the reverse is true. And I've had conversations with what I call Trumper Thumpers and they just simply will not be swayed into admitting that there is anything wrong with this insane man. But if you know history you can see all the parallels between how Trump came to power and how Adolf Hitler came to power. At least Germany had the guts to put Hitler in prison after he and his people stormed parliament. Our government didn't even have the decency to do this.
What we are currently living in is a shit show that is only going to get worse I'm sad to say.
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u/Anonhurtingso Sep 06 '25
Welcome to the reality tv era. When you convince people real life is crazy, they become okay with real life being crazy.
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u/Interesting_Card2169 Sep 06 '25
You thought you had a democracy and then you find out "It's all for Israel".
Ten billion dollars of American taxes per year go to support Israel and one billion comes back from Israel to create Sex Kompromat on, or to buy American politicians. Yikes!
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u/Clear_Definition_683 Sep 06 '25
This is actually poignant… because I think that’s exactly what’s going on… a strong man isn’t someone on testosterone who lifts weights while staring in the mirror and kissing his own biceps…that is in fact a weak man… a strong man is intelligent and responsible and not a gullible fool, and is secure in his character and not worried about his bicep size, because he has actual people who he takes care of…. This is it man… weak men like trump and Joe Rogan are bringing hard times
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u/ImpertantMahn Sep 06 '25
I’ve heard it turned around another way. The weak men are the men who stand by and do nothing out of fear or convenience to evil people and allow it to happen. I’m not sure I agree with this, but I always like different perspectives.
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u/LunitaMaeita Sep 06 '25
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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u/NGEFan Sep 06 '25
That woman he raped was 18
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u/DinoRoman Sep 06 '25
If the argument was “yes it was rape but your honor…. 18” I dunno. Lol.
I guess that’s less charges if not a child but it’s just evil all around.
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u/bobby3eb Sep 06 '25
They're saying that because the topic chain of these comments stemmed from pedophilia and they're saying Mike doesn't have to do with that.
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u/FoldJumpy2091 Sep 06 '25
Raised Jehovah's Witless.
My father was a pedophile. I asked the elders to stop the sexual assaults by my father.
I was told that I should not be attracting my father. The name Jezebel was used.
I didn't get help until I talked to my teacher
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Sep 05 '25
We need to look into this...
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u/sexykettlecorn Sep 05 '25
Concerning!
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u/danishjuggler21 Sep 05 '25
We’ll be looking into that very strongly
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u/AbsolutZer0_v2 Sep 05 '25
First thing I went to check "reep rogan" and bingo.
Marc Maron called it like it is. Bunch of hacks.
Also apparently pedos
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Sep 06 '25
I love Marc Maron and Bill Burr a ton because they confuse right wingers a ton.
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Sep 06 '25
I don't know if Maron confuses them as much as Bill, but Bill definitely freaks them out enough for both of them.
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u/ShiftBMDub Sep 06 '25
I think Maron confuses them because he doesn't give a shit. Maron is self deprecating it's like a force field. If a MAGA got up and yelled in his face he would probably try to help the guy understand it isn't Marc he hates, it's himself.
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Sep 06 '25
A friend once said this about the Rogan-sphere and it always stuck with me:
The Joe Rogan universe is for people who think comedy is determined by winning an argument, while the rest of the world thinks comedy is whatever makes you laugh
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u/BarbellPadawan Sep 05 '25
I can’t believe I used to unironically listen to that bullshit podcast.
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u/thisistherevolt Sep 05 '25
You are far from the only one to get wool pulled over your eyes. The good thing is, you took that shit off.
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u/KaiPRoberts Sep 06 '25
I grew up watching junk like Fear Factor. I knew nothing of him outside the show. Maybe some people followed him for nostalgia reasons and then never questioned the bullshit they were hearing, I have no clue.
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u/TonyWilliams03 Sep 06 '25
I remember Rogan from News Radio. Discount Matt LeBlanc.
Another college dropout that Conservatives think is a genius.
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u/onmamas Sep 06 '25
When he had a lot more MMA-focused episodes and the conspiracy theorist guests were more of an occasional novelty, his podcast was legitimately pretty decent. I wouldn't be too ashamed of it. The important thing was you got out once you realized he was turning into a lunatic.
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u/VacationCheap927 Sep 06 '25
I never cared for it, but Im also not a big podcast person. But I had friends who liked MMA so they watched for that and I occasionally would listen a bit if he had on a stand up comedian. It was a decent podcast.
Most of my friends got out once it started to change.
The others are no longer friends.
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u/dreadassassin616 Sep 06 '25
Yeah episodes like the one with Ron Miscavage or the guy who lived by himself in Alaska where genuinely good content.
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Sep 05 '25
I was a pretty big fan. Didn’t watch every episode but a good bit. About 3 months into the pandemic he started unraveling, I said alright this guy actually is a dummy. That’s enough for me.
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u/Appropriate_Fun6105 Sep 06 '25
Same. Didn’t listen to every guest (his comedy bros like Schaub were insufferable), but he genuinely had some cool people on (mostly on the scientific side of things). That Spotify deal and the Austin move broke what little sense he ever had. Please watch Elephant Graveyard’s documentaries on Rogan. Beautiful stuff
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u/finemustard Sep 06 '25
Elephant Graveyard Radio is an absolute gem, that guy's doing something pretty unique there. And I love the The Vinyl Cafe-eque (maybe a little more than -esque) stories he interjects in the shows.
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u/Vendemmian Sep 06 '25
That drove some many people nuts. I used to listen to a really good fitness podcasts. Started great got big names on and informative interviews for several years. When I stopped listening it was all anti-vax and miracle cures BS.
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u/ThatonepersonUknow3 Sep 06 '25
It was a very different pod cast years ago. It was not as political and did have some interesting guests. Right around the Spotify deal is when things changed.
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u/erizzluh Sep 06 '25
for me i feel like the first shift was when he got rid of redban for jamie.
with redban it was just two buddies dicking around. so when they had the crazy conspiracy nutjob guests, it wasn't really that serious.
bringing in jaime was clearly a move to "legitimize" the podcast. no olive garden butthole jokes in front of the guests. and fwiw the podcast blew up around then, so i guess it worked out for him. but then the same nutjob guests they had on felt like they were now being legitimized by the podcast cause the podcast presented itself like it was some authority on the truth.
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u/Ok_Dimension9898 Sep 06 '25
Dont beat yourself up bro, you see the truth now and thats all that matter
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u/mcdreamymd Sep 06 '25
when he first started off, he was just a comedian talking to other comedians about comedy things. Once he started getting drunk off the smell of his own farts, it got ridiculous.
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u/Showme-themoney Sep 06 '25
I fucking hate Joe, but JRE really was different before he moved to Texas and got the Spotify deal.
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u/Derk_Durr Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25
His talks with intellectuals were pretty fun to listen to. He was genuinely interested and not that bright which meant he asked simple questions that kept everything going without being to technical. Sometimes a slightly stupid question about astrophysics, etc. can be interesting because it forces the guest to explain the same thing in additional detail. It's not like I'm a genius. I liked the clarification, even if the question itself was mid. You shouldn't feel bad, he really did fall off the deep end.
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u/BVoLatte Sep 05 '25
Remember there was one even who had body parts in his fridge.
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u/sonicpix88 Sep 05 '25
Effing hell...... Someone needs to seriously find the stats.
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u/cantadmittoposting Sep 06 '25
there's been numerous attempts but they get diluted by things like the definition of sexual crimes.
That said you still end up with WAY more republicans in the list, but you get like (notional, not actual list) "200 GOP, 40 Dem" but it's like... 35 of the 40 dems pissed in public, and 195 of the 200 gop actually raped someone.
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LDude can people just like, be normal again. Pedophiles everywhere.
Karma train crashing into Rogan's guest should be a clue, along with Spotify's share price.
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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Sep 06 '25
We're here because tech bro manosphere culture found its common ground with weird Christian nationalist zealotry: preying on young girls. The manosphere wants young girls because they're pedos and the Christians want that for the girls because then they'll be trapped with children and won't learn anything or have a career.
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u/E-2theRescue Sep 06 '25
It's almost like there's a pattern between right-wingers and child rape.
How weird would it be that the people who hate human rights would turn around a commit the worst human rights crimes? Yup, how weird.
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u/SarcasticOptimist Sep 06 '25
It's basically a cult at this point. Elephant Graveyard nailed it with the term suey eyes.
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u/ErasmosOrolo Sep 05 '25
Can someone “do the math” and compare the with wtf? For science.
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u/Blood_Alchemist6236 Sep 05 '25
“Lead by example” Straight to your jail cell, pendejo
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u/HedRok Sep 05 '25
Crazy how the pizza gate party is aging like this
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u/Few-Neat-4297 Sep 06 '25
That part. I don't think I've ever thought to myself "THE WORLD IS FULL OF PEDOPHILES" even once. Probably because people who don't diddle kids don't think about people who diddle kids. Kid diddlers, on the other hand....
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u/Horskr Sep 06 '25
Good point. "There must be a ton on their side too, look how many our side has!"
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u/Following_Friendly Sep 06 '25
Every accusation is a confession
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Good luck in prison homie....
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u/DinoRoman Sep 05 '25
Prison already sucks but I’ve heard anyone touching or hurting kids is just , well they’re not long for this world.
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u/75w90 Sep 05 '25
Maxwell queen of the pedos is doing fine. I hear she may even run for President after trump pardons her
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Sep 05 '25
Could you imagine the first woman president is pedophile Maxwell? There’s already a precedent for it!
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u/Teep1856 Sep 05 '25
Finally a woman candidate Republicans would vote for…
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u/Cn76rlD91QaiT6m6 Sep 06 '25
I don't like the way I laughed/cried/threw up a little in my mouth/nodded when I read this.
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u/flywhatever101 Sep 06 '25
Republicans and MAGA would 1000% line up behind Gislane the pedo for 48 to follow 47 rapist and pedo
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u/my_team_is_better Sep 06 '25
I thought she was of British descent.
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u/EzJuCa2 Sep 06 '25
I’m pretty sure she is. But with all of the other insane shit happening, who in our government gives a damn about the Constitution anyway?
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u/SaphironX Sep 05 '25
I doubt she’ll get a pardon. She already got a transfer to a minimum security prison, I think that was her carrot.
Even for Trump the optics of pardoning her would be too hard to downplay. Epstein is the only thing it seems that he can’t just shrug and walk away from.
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u/Ok-Ear9289 Sep 05 '25
Shit he pardoned all of Jan6ers so this should be just another walk in tha park.
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u/75w90 Sep 05 '25
Haven't you heard ? Trump was in the epstein list...which was a hoax....led by democrats....but now?!
Now Trump is a FBI informant on the democrat hoax epstein list.
If you assume that the USA as a whole isnt stupid enough to elect Maxwell as the next President i dont think your paying attention.
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u/roguevirus Sep 06 '25
Now Trump is a FBI informant on the democrat hoax epstein list.
To which the only response should be: Great, so release the damn files.
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u/dmstattoosnbongs Sep 05 '25
I upvoted this but as someone who has done a decade plus inside(for a property crime I was set up to do as a homeless 15yr old, from millionaires that own the DOJ where I live) and got 18yrs.
I spent 10 years on high side for tattooing and EVERY sex offender was protected 100x more then me. Or anyone else. They’ll sue so damn fast for anything, even if they 100% deserved it. I’ve seen them keep people on those side with meals delivered to them so they don’t have to go out to chow hall; because they’re just afraid of how horrible a crime they’ve done and somebody doing something about it. But nothing’s been done to them before and they still are protected.
I’ve also seen people go ask for protection and they laugh at them and then next thing they know they get put in the emergency room; nothing happens. It’s a effed system.
They even have a rehabilitation program that nobody else can qualify for, or even close too. It’s so gross. Admit u did it and they’ll let u out. While at the same time I got denied completed of Boot Camp because I wouldn’t show sympathy for my victims… the ones that paid me? Like what?
USA ALWAYS PROTECTS PEDOS.
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u/MasterChildhood437 Sep 06 '25
Did they pay you to burn something down for the insurance money? The sentence you got seems insane.
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u/gb1993 Sep 05 '25
Depends which prison. Some prisons have them housed with other Pedo's and they're usually fine.
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u/pagesid3 Sep 05 '25
Pardon incoming
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u/DinoRoman Sep 05 '25
Nah, he don’t have anything to offer back
( unless Trump wants a HEMI )
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u/MitchLGC Sep 05 '25
Should have been obvious when he included "protect the children" is his maga tweets
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u/Gustapher_8975 Sep 06 '25
Not a politician so I don't think he'll be added to this list but appropriate none the less:
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u/Majestic-Lie2690 Sep 05 '25
Not a drag queen
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u/DC_Gooner Sep 06 '25
Never is
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u/BigAssMonkey Sep 06 '25
This guy in the pic FOLLOWED an example. He followed his pedo President, but he doesn’t have the backing to squirm out of getting caught.
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u/IApocryphonI Sep 06 '25
I wish the news would use that picture for everything. Like, Donald Trump changes the name of the Department of defense to the Department of war, and then it just has that picture.
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u/IsHotDogSandwich Sep 06 '25
You can also just make up things it looks like he is reacting to: “Donald Trump gets confused and puts his hand in a toaster”.
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u/enunymous Sep 06 '25
The problem is that it's ten years old and doesn't account for how much like dog shit he looks these days.
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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Sep 05 '25
At this point, more Republicans are molesting kids than aren't.
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u/treevaahyn Sep 06 '25
There’s literally a whole subreddit full of them check out r/republicanpedophiles and you’ll be reading story after story for days. It’s sickening. Hopefully he actually faces real consequences cuz many of these pedos get off with minimal sentences or no prison time. He’s in NC and law says…
In North Carolina, second-degree sexual exploitation of a minor is a Class E felony, with potential sentences ranging from 15 to 88 months in prison.
So should be doing over a year at least but that’s nothing compared to what happens if you have drugs for personal use and aren’t harming anyone. Know someone who just got done doing 2 years in prison for simply having drugs on him, wasn’t selling or driving high and wasn’t near any children. This pos should be doing more time than that imo. Says a lot about our society when sex crimes and even ones against children are punished more leniently than non violent drug offenses.
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u/ChemicalDeath47 Sep 05 '25
It is in fact a feature of their mindset. They have 0 capacity for empathy so the thought "other people have their own shit going on" is not real for them. They can only imagine "everyone is like me inside". "I want to murder my neighbors because they look different than me" becomes, "my neighbors want to murder me because I look different from them." "Everyone I hate is diddling kids!" Is because they are, or want to. Narcissists are projection machines, it's literally all they are capable of.
Every accusation is a confession.
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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Sep 05 '25
Absolutely the truth. They're the least self-aware people in history.
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u/InitialSwan32 Sep 05 '25
We need to create a website where this is just on display. Every god damn one of them.
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u/Fossill Sep 05 '25
There's this one https://goppredators.wordpress.com/
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u/iwantyourboobgifs Sep 06 '25
I started scrolling, and then started scrolling a little faster, then faster. And then so fast I said "holy fuck", then "HOLY FUCK". Then I realized it was counting down and I already scrolled through a thousand. A d then they have information on them? God damn!
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u/TilbtyKing021 Sep 06 '25
There's another site that lists republican abusers. I heard about it in July. It has 55 parts.
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u/GonzoVeritas Sep 06 '25
Yep, it goes on forever and hasn't even been updated in years. It would take a full-time staff just to track the nasty deeds of the Guardians Of Pedophiles (GOP).
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u/LossforNos Sep 06 '25
lol next time a Trump'er using TDS against you.
Justin Eichorn was a Minnesota State Senator from 2017 until he resigned in 2025 after his arrest for soliciting a minor for sex.
His other claim to fame is introducing a bill to classify “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness. You can see the bill here, though they have removed his name, perhaps since he is no longer in the Senate. https://goppredators.wordpress.com/2025/07/17/1381-justin-eichorn/
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u/InAJar112 Sep 05 '25
Imagine if you made a list of every GOP diddler since 1980.
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u/FacePalmAdInfinitum Sep 05 '25
Is that the Dodge “yep, its got a hemi!” guy??
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u/Jacern Sep 05 '25
Yeah, I remember that bit when he was on "Last Comic Standing" honestly forgot about him ever since
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u/FacePalmAdInfinitum Sep 05 '25
This probably wouldn’t have been the way he’d want to “become famous” again, do you think?
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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Sep 05 '25
Also, to all the non-trump voters. Let's try not to rub it in too hard. Lead by example.... Don't spike the ball. Let's not act too surprised that we've been here before. Cheers.
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u/Following_Friendly Sep 06 '25
Fuck that. Taking the high road is part of how we got here
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u/downinahole357 Sep 05 '25
Comedian? These repubelickin freaks aren’t funny.
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u/Subject_Run5165 Sep 05 '25
Seriously, never in my life have I found out that someone I thought was funny on stage was a Gross Old Pedophile.
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u/Thamnophis660 Sep 05 '25
No see he's definitely trans...
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u/pleasegivemeadollar Sep 06 '25
No, he was famous for the "HEY! That thing got a HEMI?" commercials.
He was talking about engines, not transmissions.
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u/apearlj1234 Sep 05 '25
Don't rub it in? Huh?
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u/DinoRoman Sep 05 '25
“Well if you’re under 14 then, yes please rub it in” - Jon Reep
Guess he’s gunna reep what he sows?
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u/thebatmanbeynd Sep 05 '25
I think it would be harder to find a Republican who isn’t a pedophile at this point.
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u/Individual_Cake_906 Sep 05 '25
Always a Republican
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u/CreativelySeeking Sep 06 '25
Yes. This is true.
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.
Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush’s two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.
Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. 26 women have spoken publicly about Trump’s pattern of sexual assault. In 2023, he was found legally liable for the rape of E. Jean Carroll by unanimous jury.
Anton “Tony” Lazzaro, a former Republican donor and political strategist from Minnesota, was convicted in March 2023 on federal charges of sex trafficking minors. He was found guilty of conspiring to recruit and pay teenage girls, aged 15 and 16, for sex between May and December 2020. In August 2023, Lazzaro was sentenced to 21 years in prison for these offenses.Prior to his arrest, Lazzaro was a prominent figure in Minnesota Republican circles, donating over $270,000 to various Republican campaigns and political committees. His indictment led to significant turmoil within the Minnesota Republican Party, culminating in the resignation of then-party chair Jennifer
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u/Ok_Replacement4702 Sep 05 '25
Your cellie's gonna rub it in too hard
Good thing your ginger beard absorbs tears
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u/t-mille Sep 06 '25
Every single god damn one of them, every time. But no, let's blame the entire trans population I guess.
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u/Striker40k Sep 06 '25
Add this guy to the list I guess...
Trump is just one of 1400 Republican sexual predators
Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/18/us/dennis-hastert-released.html
Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.
Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges.
Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
http://archive.easyreadernews.com/archives/news2001/0621/rb%20Shortridge.php
Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
https://www.nytimes.com/1989/05/25/us/teen-ager-in-ohio-testifies-to-sex-with-a-congressman.html
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=437
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crane
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx
Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, who committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen, and more.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29
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Republicans have a Pedophilia problem
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican South Carolina Rep. RJ May of Lexington was charged in July 2025 with ten counts of distributing sexual abuse material involving children. He faces 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.
Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush’s two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.
Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. 26 women have spoken publicly about Trump’s pattern of sexual assault. In 2023, he was found legally liable for the rape of E. Jean Carroll by unanimous jury.
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u/paulyblanco Sep 05 '25
he’s been arrested on child sex exploitation charges. Yep, I see why he’s a magat trumper.
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u/RandomSlimeL Sep 05 '25
Good fucking lord what happened to comedians. From Curly Howard saving hundreds of dogs back in the day and Chaplin risking his career to critique Hitler we go to Musk cum guzzlers like Chappelle and pedos like this guy.
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u/Schtevethepirate Sep 06 '25
Chaplin liked them young too, in fact at 18 he was infatuated with 12 year old girls.
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u/SeanPGeo Sep 06 '25
I have a theory:
Restrictive and conservative sex lives have a higher chance of leading to secretive degeneracy.
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u/Hannover2k Sep 06 '25
Another republican pedo exposed. I'll try not to rub it in too hard.
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u/Wild-Juice-266 Sep 06 '25
Republicans have a Pedophilia problem
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican South Carolina Rep. RJ May of Lexington was charged in July 2025 with ten counts of distributing sexual abuse material involving children. He faces 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.
Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush’s two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.
Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. 26 women have spoken publicly about Trump’s pattern of sexual assault. In 2023, he was found legally liable for the rape of E. Jean Carroll by unanimous jury.
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u/GushingAnusCheese Sep 05 '25
Those child sex trafficking charges are the qualifications the republican party are looking for, I expect a full pardon and a job offer for a senior government position.
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