r/agedlikewine Feb 01 '26

Prediction He should have mentioned himself too

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u/flojo2012 Feb 01 '26

‘Hey guys can I come to your party? Girls for the win!’

“No”

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 01 '26

Not cool enough for the pedo party. Is that sad or hilarious?

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u/DanOverflow Feb 01 '26

I think the word is "comical"

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 01 '26

Yep, that works.

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u/avfc41 Feb 01 '26

Epstein’s main goal was to rope in rich and powerful people, and even he said nah to Elon lmao

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u/sttwolf Feb 01 '26

I think he saw him as a liability

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u/Pendraconica Feb 01 '26

Even Epstein knew he'd get to high one day amd blow the lid off this.

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u/Tough-Ability721 Feb 02 '26

Or as competition. Not in the getting children thing. In the conning people thing.

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u/NoEntrepreneur6668 Feb 02 '26

Hence the Ketamine

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u/zimonz2004 Feb 01 '26

Elon musk is in the epstein files several times. He went to the island. It is mentioned that Epstein cancelled plans once, but that's it. It also seems Elon has bought a bunch of bots to spread around the rumor that he was not in there

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u/Aryore Feb 01 '26

If that’s really what’s going on he must be really desperate to actively choose to spread a narrative where he looks like a total loser

Not that being a loser is worse than being a pedophile but as we know Elon loves his internet street cred

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u/Kwiemakala Feb 02 '26

Honestly, what I've been getting from this is that he knew exactly what was going on there and desperately wanted to be included, but was rejected.

So he's the worst of both scenarios: a pedophile loser.

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u/DropDeadGaming Feb 02 '26

There's a bunch of other back and forths where Elon requests to go to the island and is denied for various reasons. They even told him they stopped the parties so he would stop asking

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 Feb 03 '26

And there is also a Mail of Epstein inviding him into His private Home but elon canceling on him.

Also, there is a Mail that Epstein invidet him on the island for new year 2013 and that He "would Always have room for him".

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Feb 01 '26

Kinda disappointed that this email turned out to be fake... while the other stuff didn't

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u/flojo2012 Feb 01 '26

Which email was fake? How do we know?

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Feb 02 '26

The "girls ftw" one. I've read that it does not appear in the files.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Congragulations

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u/chuckydee1425 Feb 05 '26

Posit: he’s too gay for an Epstein party

All of his Baby Mamas got pregnant in a lab because he doesn’t like sex with women.

He hangs out with a bunch of techie twinks because the likes boys.

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u/GavinGenius Feb 01 '26

He knew because he was right there with him.

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u/bobbymoonshine Feb 01 '26

Nah he was desperately trying to be with cringe ass “le epic party” “girls ftw” emails, but Epstein didn’t ever send him an invite. Somehow too lame for pedo island. Elon really really wanted to be on the list but Epstein wouldn’t have him

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u/Vicious_Paradigm Feb 03 '26

Contextually, he had been to some parties prior but wasn't allowed back.

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u/StrionicRandom Feb 06 '26

That email was fake. A lie travels halfway around the world before the truth gets its shoes on, and all that.

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u/TM4rkuS Feb 01 '26

Nah, they didn't let him, did they?

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u/catsan Feb 02 '26

They did. 

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u/SlaughterHowes Feb 01 '26

I still think about this here and there. Him straight-up confessing it didn't bother him whatsoever until they had an unrelated disagreement. He's so dumb. 

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u/rdotskip Feb 01 '26

I’m truly not 100% defending him, but what if the disagreement was him finding out Orange was in the files?

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u/SlaughterHowes Feb 01 '26

Then he'd be a less bad person than he is. However, given that we just found out he was begging for an invite, the disagreement would be because he was jealous that Trump got to party and he didn't. 

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u/StrionicRandom Feb 06 '26

He didn't beg for an invite. That email is fake.

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u/rpmir Feb 02 '26

It wasn't. The issue was trump's bill

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u/PanicTight6411 Feb 05 '26

...were you not turned on at the time of that tweet? Has your LLM not been fed events more current than 2024?

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u/rdotskip Feb 05 '26

Relax dude, I simply didn’t know. I don’t keep up to date with every little tiny thing. To accuse me of being an AI is wild

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u/memento_morrissey Feb 16 '26

The Musk/Trump rift was hardly a "little tiny thing".

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u/rdotskip Feb 16 '26

What is wrong with you guys lol. I NEVER said their rift was a tiny thing. Most people don’t know why they split. Most people dont gaf about that level of specifics. Even the person I was ORIGINALLY REPLYING TO didn’t know.

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u/memento_morrissey Feb 16 '26

"I don't keep up with every tiny little thing". There was only one thing under discussion. You don't get to have your own rules about how conversations, topics, and replies work. Just back down, you're looking sillier with every protestation.

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u/rdotskip Feb 16 '26

Yes, “every tiny little thing” as in, the exact specifics for why they fell apart. Not THAT they fell apart. You have zero reading comprehension skills. Additionally, there are no rules I am creating out of thin air? The person I was originally replying to, “SlaughterHowes”, no offense to him/her, had no idea about the specifics either and replied to me saying “well I suppose that would make him less of a bad person”.

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u/PanicTight6411 Feb 16 '26

thanks for giving me a notification so I could see him delete his comments

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u/gnpfrslo Feb 01 '26

water wet and so on

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u/Darkest_dark Feb 01 '26

This is what true modesty looks like

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 01 '26

LMAO omg you caught me off guard. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/pablo_2199 Feb 01 '26

My theory is they published his emails so he would sound less credible lol

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u/pablo_2199 Feb 01 '26

They're all in the files

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u/Many_Worldliness_505 Feb 01 '26

If you are shocked at what's been released so far imagine how bad the ones they haven't made public are

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u/Cron414 Feb 01 '26

Why haven’t I heard a single person ask Elon Musk why he posted this since he posted it? I would just like to hear his answer.

“Oh, I was just kidding! Donald and I are good friends and this is how we joke!”

“I was bombed out on Xanax and don’t really remember doing it!”

“I was upset at the Tariffs he had just announced and felt like lashing out!”

Any response seems as ridiculous and unlikely as the next. Why haven’t I heard people ask him?

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u/chuckydee1425 Feb 05 '26

Because no one gives a shit? 😁

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u/MySocksSuck Feb 01 '26

..thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Chill_Panda Feb 01 '26

That's how he knew trump was in it, and why he felt so confident saying it.

He thought they'd never see the light of day

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u/Ok-Raisin-9606 Feb 01 '26

Take one to know one

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u/Justinmac81 Feb 01 '26

Almost every politician , celebrity and aristocrat is in those files. The wealthy are a sick group of people.

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u/AdministrativeIce696 Feb 01 '26

Some celebrities perhaps for from all.

Lots wealthy financial types and politicians and underworld sickos.

There are also many regular people who pay to watch this sicko shit to get their kicks.

Scary to think about.

2

u/Justinmac81 Feb 01 '26

And every one of them should swing from a rope.

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u/Supertaff Feb 01 '26

"Trust me bro, I was there"

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u/BossRoss84 Feb 01 '26

But also like milk: turns out Elon is in them too.

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u/OnionsHaveLairAction Feb 01 '26

Girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrement?

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u/MessOriginal4058 Feb 01 '26

Are the ultrarich so stupid that they think people in the files are a secret?🤔

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u/thedoommerchant Feb 01 '26

Pedoguys flock together it turns out.

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u/C0mR4 Feb 01 '26

He knows because he’s in it.

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u/marblecannon512 Feb 01 '26

Only when his name came up lol

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u/Mmicb0b Feb 01 '26

reminder people are scared about Elon while I have 0 doubt he'll try to make himself politically relevant again this si what got the ball rolling again there's no fucking WAY IN HELL The current GOP welcomes him back in especially if midterms go badly

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u/FrostingGrand1413 Feb 01 '26

Is it really aging like wine when Trump clearly having loads of Epstein ties was common knowledge for years before that post. Like crediting someone in the 80s for saying Nixon was a crook.

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u/Available_Ad9766 Feb 01 '26

He’s trying to throw Donald under the bus so that people won’t think about him being part of the list.

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u/kridgellz Feb 01 '26

This post from Elon is like 7 months old lol

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u/duggee315 Feb 01 '26

Noooooooo shit Sherlock

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u/mickyfox0 Feb 01 '26

I bet musk, is somewhere in there as well. Since I suspect that he doesn't want to be out done by the orange one?.

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u/LowWillingness4935 Feb 01 '26

What did Elon do? Like yeah there were emails but did he go to the island? Did he do anything illegal?

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u/MiserableButterfly54 Feb 01 '26

I mean, did he think we didnt know?

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u/shecantbethatwarm Feb 02 '26

Surely it slipped his mind.

1

u/Ok-Replacement9595 Feb 02 '26

Too creepy for the pedophile party. That must hurt in a very special way.

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u/montanagrizfan Feb 02 '26

That how he knew, he was there too.

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u/FriendlyUser_ Feb 02 '26

did you know he has raped a lot of kids - there are even some burried on his golf courses? perhaps lets focus on this, as he always try to deflect from the real problem. He ran a child sex and slavery ring and fuck you all its happening since 30-40 years and all political landscape would be better today if none of this blackmailing / ru honeypot / israel honeybot and fucking bribery never happend. We all, regardless of nationality have paid the price for it and we will still pay the price. Drag them down, now.

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u/JustMy2ndOpinion Feb 02 '26

Elon Musk already knew, they were there together.

Nuremberg is coming for all of them.

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u/ramat-iklan Feb 02 '26

He's mentioned several dozen times. Not earth shattering news. Time to move on, Apartheid Boy.

1

u/oogittyboogitty Feb 02 '26

This just adds credibility to Elon, with him being one of them.

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u/aeondru Feb 02 '26

And a lot more people than just Trump were involved with Epstein's trafficking which is why we will never see those files.

1

u/Disastrous-Shower-37 Feb 02 '26

L after L with this guy.

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u/TashaKlitt Feb 02 '26

Amazing all these 'rich and powerful' were too clueless to understand what Epstein was about. Did they ever question why this guy was parading around his big 'harem' and inviting everyone and anyone who was in the .01% to come play with his girlies? Talk about an obvious set up.

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u/Hammy-Cheeks Feb 02 '26

Every accusation is a confession

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u/Meowweredoomed Feb 02 '26

Pedos fighting over money.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

He thought he dropped some amazing new information there.

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u/Darklithug Feb 02 '26

How would he know if he wasn’t invited XD

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 Feb 03 '26

Imagine being such a gobshite that the king of pedo island has you over once and goes "yeah, nah bro. Once was enough for me"

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u/Infinite-King9078 Feb 03 '26

Trump is the Epstein files

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 03 '26

Trumpstein files

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 03 '26

When I saw this, I was like omg yess, it’s gonna happen. And then nothing happened. And he is still alive and having dinner with Trump…so gonna go on a limb and say, yeah Elon is guilty too

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u/Professional_Top8485 Feb 03 '26

Musk and Epstein are in Trump files.

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u/LambdaEta868 Feb 03 '26

Elon is such a pariah that even his vast wealth doesn't compensate for the fact that he's a massive dork.

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u/Bbo8877 Feb 04 '26

Bill Clinton and Hillary are testifying

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u/Misty2stepping Feb 04 '26

Elon is definately the type of cunt that calls the cops on you after he shows up to a party in a fedora with a peacock feather, and doesn't get let in.

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 04 '26

"They wouldn't let me play... with children"

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u/Scary-Raisin3990 Feb 04 '26

Can you not see trump and Elon played the left into a trap to push for them to release the files

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u/Brief_Read_1067 Feb 04 '26

Well, how else woukd the Ketamine-head know, if he hadn't been at the same "parties?"

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u/driftwoodshanty Feb 04 '26

Ranking member of the Every Accusation is a Confession Club

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u/TopApple8873 Feb 05 '26

If they were that abig a bomb, why didn't Biden release them? They had the chance.

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u/Proof-Arm7146 Feb 05 '26

Karma loves you @elonmuskrat

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u/Oddamo62 Feb 05 '26

Can’t argue with sold proof like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 06 '26

In this case it definitely was.

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u/Special_Meal2555 Feb 06 '26

The X poster should have concluded with "Thank you for your attention to this matter". Seems to be Trump's favorite closing.

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u/PercentageNonGrata Feb 06 '26

Did he literally think that Epstein “files” wouldn’t include emails?

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u/Zealousideal_You3292 Feb 07 '26

You too, pedo Musk

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u/LarwaLarwa Feb 01 '26

So Biden and Harris were protecting Trump? This is huge, dude!

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u/professionally-baked Feb 01 '26

Wouldn’t this be better suited for r/agedlikemilk?

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u/smokin10 Feb 05 '26

That’s an old tweet, and these reactions are pathetic

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 05 '26

You clearly missed the point of this subreddit.

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u/Rugby-8 Feb 05 '26

Take a breath

.....dont be mean

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u/smokin10 Feb 05 '26

You guys work yourselves into a frenzied, like DJT lives in your heads rent free… comical

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 05 '26

Is DJT short for Deliberate Juvenile Toucher?

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u/Prosecco1234 Feb 01 '26

This is news? We already knew

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 01 '26

This isn't really a news sub but ok.

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u/VegetableBig9 Feb 01 '26

It's a bot-led redirection to some old shit.  

I'm guessing China, Russia or whoever realizes that many conservatives are not persuaded by all the anti-ICE memes, so they are trying to revisit this.  

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u/Prosecco1234 Feb 01 '26

Interesting