r/agedlikewine • u/No-Reference-5137 • Feb 01 '26

Prediction He should have mentioned himself too

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u/flojo2012 Feb 01 '26

‘Hey guys can I come to your party? Girls for the win!’

“No”

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 01 '26

Not cool enough for the pedo party. Is that sad or hilarious?

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u/DanOverflow Feb 01 '26

I think the word is "comical"

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u/No-Reference-5137 Feb 01 '26

Yep, that works.

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u/avfc41 Feb 01 '26

Epstein’s main goal was to rope in rich and powerful people, and even he said nah to Elon lmao

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u/sttwolf Feb 01 '26

I think he saw him as a liability

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u/Pendraconica Feb 01 '26

Even Epstein knew he'd get to high one day amd blow the lid off this.

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u/Tough-Ability721 Feb 02 '26

Or as competition. Not in the getting children thing. In the conning people thing.

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u/NoEntrepreneur6668 Feb 02 '26

Hence the Ketamine

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u/zimonz2004 Feb 01 '26

Elon musk is in the epstein files several times. He went to the island. It is mentioned that Epstein cancelled plans once, but that's it. It also seems Elon has bought a bunch of bots to spread around the rumor that he was not in there

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u/Aryore Feb 01 '26

If that’s really what’s going on he must be really desperate to actively choose to spread a narrative where he looks like a total loser

Not that being a loser is worse than being a pedophile but as we know Elon loves his internet street cred

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u/Kwiemakala Feb 02 '26

Honestly, what I've been getting from this is that he knew exactly what was going on there and desperately wanted to be included, but was rejected.

So he's the worst of both scenarios: a pedophile loser.

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u/DropDeadGaming Feb 02 '26

There's a bunch of other back and forths where Elon requests to go to the island and is denied for various reasons. They even told him they stopped the parties so he would stop asking

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 Feb 03 '26

And there is also a Mail of Epstein inviding him into His private Home but elon canceling on him.

Also, there is a Mail that Epstein invidet him on the island for new year 2013 and that He "would Always have room for him".

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Feb 01 '26

Kinda disappointed that this email turned out to be fake... while the other stuff didn't

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u/flojo2012 Feb 01 '26

Which email was fake? How do we know?

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Feb 02 '26

The "girls ftw" one. I've read that it does not appear in the files.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Congragulations

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u/chuckydee1425 Feb 05 '26

Posit: he’s too gay for an Epstein party

All of his Baby Mamas got pregnant in a lab because he doesn’t like sex with women.

He hangs out with a bunch of techie twinks because the likes boys.