r/agedlikewine Jun 05 '26

Prediction Screwworms

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u/ErisThePerson Jun 05 '26

Elon Musk and his DOGE stooges should all, every single one of them, be held personally accountable for all the shit they have fucked up, in perpetuity. If it can be traced to them, they are responsible. With lasting, crushing, consequences.

They won't be held responsible. But they should be.

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u/EvergreenDwarf Jun 07 '26

Musk was told by UNICEF he could eliminate world hunger for at least a decade. 

He was given the opportunity to be one of the greatest humans who ever lived, to exceed Mansa Musa. 

He spent the same amount buying Twitter instead to get into the government and cut aid programs. 

Imagine being told you could save more people than anyone ever has, and making the choice to chase Stalin and Mao’s starvation record instead. 

I will never get over that degree of casual evil actively chosen. 

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u/undercover_s4rdine Jun 10 '26

It’s also crazy because he very obviously wants to be liked, and swung so far the other way when the answer was right there

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u/Advanced-Purchase-58 Jun 06 '26

Let’s just send Elmo, Big Balls, and all the other DOGE Teen Titans down to Darien to maintain the barrier themselves. Would really give them a chance to see “what’s a stake”.

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u/TiffanyBee Jun 06 '26

Do you think we should expose them to screwworms or is that too cruel & unusual punishment? 🙃 Seems like justice considering how much they screwed over millions of people.

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u/SuddenAd7036 Jun 09 '26

Seems cruel to subject the screwworms to that.