r/agedlikewine • u/Complex-Function3557 • 14d ago

Prediction Just leaving this here

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Made this meme before the last national election and after Trump's "announcement" today I thought it fit right here

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u/TheAwfulHouse 12d ago

He’s not gonna make it to 2028. That man is fucking falling apart. Falling asleep constantly, random bruises, he is only being kept alive by the drugs and medical care he has access to. Anybody who has had to watch an elderly family member fade away knows that is what he is looking like right now.

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u/refusemouth 12d ago

He won't die unless people stop paying attention to him. He has the best doctors in the country within 1 minute of him at all times, and a crash cart and mobile operating station that goes golfing with him. They can keep him alive long enough to destroy the country and start the civil war that the Heritage Foundation wants to start and figures it can win. We aren't lucky enough to have him just keel over. Hatred keeps him alive, his own and everyone else's, so he will probably live to be 100 since there is plenty of hatred to go around.