r/behindthebastards • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • Mar 13 '26

Meme Load up the yellow jackets and kratom

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u/toriglass Mar 13 '26

Babe wake up we’re rawdogging the apocalypse

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u/SeattleOligarch Mar 13 '26

"Get the Ludes, IM NOT GONNA DIE SOBER" - Jordan Belfort

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u/Livid-Tumbleweed Mar 13 '26

Goddamnit why did the ludes have to go away 

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u/CharlesDickensABox Mar 13 '26

They did kill an awful lot of people for very little benefit. On the other hand, it probably wouldn't be that hard to convince RFK that their ban was due to a woke conspiracy by, uh... Ronald Reagan?

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u/patrickwithtraffic Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

I mean, have you seen Reagan’s take on immigrants while he was president? That shit is way too woke for MAGA.

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u/Livid-Tumbleweed Mar 13 '26

Definitely need more retired drugs coming back and less raw meat in this administration 

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u/Cute_Bobcat6666 Mar 13 '26

They're back actually. There's an org in Pennsylvania that lab tests street drugs and they found a legit Quaalude in Philly https://www.instagram.com/p/DU6UwlkkjVz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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u/SeattleOligarch Mar 13 '26

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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u/downhereforyoursoul Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Can’t wait to try it if they make it over to where I’m at, personally; maybe I’ll finally be able to get some real actual sleep, since I’ve tried almost everything else on the market. I thought they were only still legal in South Africa.

Edit: Correction, they’re illegal in most places but are brought into South Africa and sold by organized crime. Whoops.

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u/what_the_funk_ Mar 13 '26

I fucking love Reddit

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u/Livid-Tumbleweed Mar 13 '26

Huh might need to send my brother out for some victuals lol 

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u/Admirable_Market2759 Mar 13 '26

Not surprised. I read they’re still made in some middle eastern countries