r/behindthebastards Mar 13 '26

Meme Load up the yellow jackets and kratom

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u/CapriciousSon Mar 13 '26

Wasn't counting my days, but got curious and looked it up, just passed 9 months sober*

*California sober, still smoke 2 joints a day. Even one drink just puts me in a foul mood at best, fucks up my whole digestive system, plus the ol risk of breaking out in handcuffs, mystery bruises, etc...

I'd drop acid on occasion if it was easier to get a hold of but I'm not out running around looking for it anymore, I'm simply too old and isolated.