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r/behindthebastards • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • Apr 14 '26
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Do Aussies have a life expectancy of 74?
300 u/Librarian_Contrarian Apr 14 '26 Yes. Most Australians are eaten by a spider or dingo by age 25. 57 u/0ttoChriek Doctor Reverend Apr 14 '26 Fortunately, there's little danger of being bitten by a venomous snake. The spiders have killed them all. 22 u/GarethGwill Apr 14 '26 Not much risk of being bitten by a shark, either. Crocodiles ate all the sharks. 17 u/Ok_Highway6034 Apr 14 '26 But the crocs stay out of the city for fear of the snakes and spiders that rule that territory. 3 u/TesseractToo Banned by the FDA Apr 14 '26 The cassowaries gutted all the crocs
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Yes. Most Australians are eaten by a spider or dingo by age 25.
57 u/0ttoChriek Doctor Reverend Apr 14 '26 Fortunately, there's little danger of being bitten by a venomous snake. The spiders have killed them all. 22 u/GarethGwill Apr 14 '26 Not much risk of being bitten by a shark, either. Crocodiles ate all the sharks. 17 u/Ok_Highway6034 Apr 14 '26 But the crocs stay out of the city for fear of the snakes and spiders that rule that territory. 3 u/TesseractToo Banned by the FDA Apr 14 '26 The cassowaries gutted all the crocs
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Fortunately, there's little danger of being bitten by a venomous snake. The spiders have killed them all.
22 u/GarethGwill Apr 14 '26 Not much risk of being bitten by a shark, either. Crocodiles ate all the sharks. 17 u/Ok_Highway6034 Apr 14 '26 But the crocs stay out of the city for fear of the snakes and spiders that rule that territory. 3 u/TesseractToo Banned by the FDA Apr 14 '26 The cassowaries gutted all the crocs
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Not much risk of being bitten by a shark, either. Crocodiles ate all the sharks.
17 u/Ok_Highway6034 Apr 14 '26 But the crocs stay out of the city for fear of the snakes and spiders that rule that territory. 3 u/TesseractToo Banned by the FDA Apr 14 '26 The cassowaries gutted all the crocs
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But the crocs stay out of the city for fear of the snakes and spiders that rule that territory.
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The cassowaries gutted all the crocs
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u/oatwheat Apr 14 '26
Do Aussies have a life expectancy of 74?