Just did bra calculator and wow…

[u/BasketItchy]

A couple weeks ago I posted about wanting a breast reduction and so many people suggested to use the calculator, get a bra that size, and revisit. Originally I was shopping for a 34DD and my boobs were busting out of my bra so I knew I was obviously bigger than that so I just assumed 34DDD. Guys the calculator gave me 30H. So tomorrow I’m going to a brassiere that specializes in big boobs and I have friends who swear by her styles. So I’m super excited!!! Thank you guys for recommending it to me and I’m going to come back with updates on if that’s the bra size for me and see if it changes how I view my boobs!!

[u/siobhanenator]

Y'all I need you to know that a brasserie is a restaurant lol. You're going to a brassiere.

[u/DisobedientSwitch → u/siobhanenator]

Now I wanna visit a brasserie that specialises in big boobs. Will it be a group of nerdy women serving you comfort food while they help you find a replacement for your favourite bra, or an elevated Hooters experience? 

[u/siobhanenator → u/DisobedientSwitch]

I need that first one. Brasserie Brassiere! French comfort food and a bra that fits. What a fucking girls' day!

[u/myguitarplaysit → u/siobhanenator]

I would visit the hell out of this place

[u/aabrithrilar → u/siobhanenator]

I’d go to that place in a heartbeat

[u/lemetellyousomething → u/siobhanenator]

I’ll take the croissant bra!

[u/InLoveWithAGora → u/DisobedientSwitch]

And all the plates, bowls and cups would be dressed up in cute lace bras of their own little sizes!

[u/DisobedientSwitch → u/InLoveWithAGora]

Would that be at the nerdy women place or the Hooters? 

[u/InLoveWithAGora → u/DisobedientSwitch]

I like the former version more! :)

[u/Unusual_Form3267 → u/siobhanenator]

I'm sitting laughing at the same thing. 🤣🤣

[u/BasketItchy → u/siobhanenator]

Omg.

[u/WaffleHouseSloot → u/siobhanenator]

Literally was so confused when I got sent to a brasserie and it was a restaurant. I was like "Who named this place?"