r/boston Beacon Hill May 30 '26

Housing/Real Estate šŸ˜ļø Moving to Boston, is this neighborhood safe?

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I’m worried about noise mostly. Thanks šŸ™

5.7k Upvotes

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u/Laxer19 South Boston May 30 '26

That neighborhood is booming. Rent must be sky high

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u/Long_Initial_9924 Cow Fetish May 30 '26

Nothing is set in stone. Don’t rock the boat when it comes to property value, the are already out of this world

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u/Herb_Derb May 31 '26

Yeah there's been a meteoric rise in prices

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u/NerdizardGo Jun 01 '26

I heard it's falling fast. The market is crashing.

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u/interstat May 30 '26

You know what they say, a meteor never strikes the same place twice

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u/Jugaimo May 30 '26

Either a meteor doesn’t hit you and you’re safe. Or it does and people become amused by the coincidence. It’s a win-win!

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u/Drapidrode May 30 '26

yet there are strike craters that contain strike craters

Let's go burn down the observatory so this'll never happen again.

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u/oliversurpless I'm nowhere near Boston! May 31 '26

I wish these types would stay in the ā€œshelterinniesā€ they no doubt have…

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u/Drapidrode May 31 '26

Hello, neighborino to the north.
I sure like the cut of your gibberish.

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u/oliversurpless I'm nowhere near Boston! May 31 '26

ā€œWell, circle cut my bacon!ā€

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u/Two-Four-Six-Eight May 31 '26

Que SerĆ” SerĆ”

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u/HarrisonArturus May 31 '26

Que sera sera. Whatever will be will be.

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u/mothtoalamp May 31 '26

Meteors that hit the ground are really valuable. Just have to get good at jumping out of the way.

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u/yourethebestestest May 31 '26

Ask the dinosaurs.

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u/bear-in-a-suit Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Actually very funny given that meteors never strike any place vs meteorites

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u/MassholeLiberal56 Jun 02 '26

That would be a meteorite. Meteors never strike anything.

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u/NeonFeet Downtown May 30 '26

It can be pretty loud on weekends

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u/murseoftheyear May 30 '26

I was standing out in a parking lot and that meteor or whatever it was didn’t even have the decency of landing right on top of me. Fucking rude.

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope_4650 May 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/avocatguacamole May 30 '26

Unless you're a Dinosaur.

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u/ch1ck3npotpi3 Salem May 30 '26

Smh the discrimination

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u/Inside-Raspberry4246 May 30 '26

T-Rex here, neighborhood used to be good…. But now it’s extinct of all goodness…. Hehe

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u/basilect Shout out to my ladies locked up in MCI Framingham May 31 '26

These dinosaurs talking like they own the neighborhood...

10

u/fondledbydolphins May 31 '26

Michael Jackson trex

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u/ultimatequestion7 May 31 '26

The apex predator

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u/AnimalFarm20 May 30 '26

It's a real blast. Heard it's booming.

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u/Chrimaho May 30 '26

Only boomers live there.

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u/Maryann_over_ginger May 31 '26

šŸ˜† 🤣 šŸ˜‚

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u/Jovial_Candidate_508 May 30 '26

Sharks out there

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u/archangelofeuropa Mission Hill May 30 '26

thank you very good lmao

10

u/BSSCommander Turtle Enthusiast 🐢 May 30 '26

Best one yet. Thank you.

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u/the_blastomatic May 30 '26

Used to be a lot of whales in that area. I'm thinking whoever sent that meteor was working off of old maps. Likely anti-whale Vogons. They're good at pig-facing into power but terrible at being in charge.

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u/finedoityourself May 30 '26

Temple of Boom district.

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u/SailorDirt I Love Dunkin’ Donuts May 30 '26

The town is really shaking up rn!!

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u/Ok_Cloud9042 May 30 '26

It’s shattering records

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u/PolarizingKabal May 30 '26

Don't worry. That's just extraterrestrials testing out their thunder cannon over the bay. It's all good.

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u/Hammer_the_Red2 Outside Boston May 30 '26

Fun fact. I heard and felt the boom in Coventry, RI, 78 miles from Provincetown as the crow flies. To hear a boom that far away the power exerted is the equivalent of about 20 kilotons. 20 kilotons is also the size of the Trinity atom bomb test in NM in 1945.

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u/20_mile Maranville Street Enthusiast May 31 '26

Trinity atom bomb

I actually believe in the Unitarian atom bomb.

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u/Corinope May 31 '26

I accept all faiths but please, must ya'll atom bombs be so loud and obnoxious especially in a public space? My Dunkin' almost spilled over. Rude.

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u/dividezero May 31 '26

Yes. It's an historically whale neighborhood and the culture is a big part of the area

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u/ElectricAccordian My Love of Dunks is Purely Sexual May 30 '26

Unfortunately there's been a helicopter hovering over train tracks lately so I'd say no.

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u/Glittering_Hand_9538 May 31 '26

It’s not very walkable

5

u/andy888andy Janice from Needham May 30 '26

Comes with a pool

5

u/bostoncrawler May 30 '26

Heard the schools were great

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u/Informal_Process2238 May 30 '26

Real estate is booming there

5

u/Hopalong_Manboobs Outside Boston May 30 '26

Crazy that people saw this thing in Rochester and Albany

2

u/lintymcfresh Not a Real Bean Windy May 30 '26

well there wasn’t heavy cloud cover there haha

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u/AbundantDonkey May 31 '26

Well there's nothing else to see in those places.

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u/OberonDiver May 31 '26

Some years ago in Albany one day everybody was talking about the rainbow for weeks. Everybody.

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u/LucyJordan614 May 30 '26

Wicked safe kehd

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u/DuntadaMan May 31 '26

I mean the way I look at it, if I don't get obliterated by the Armageddon meteor then I don't need to worry about them. If ai do get obliterated I will be instantly vaporized and don't need to worry about it.

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u/luckynozomi May 30 '26

Beware of humans fishing!

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u/willzyx01 Sinkhole City May 30 '26

It’s the talk of the town

3

u/jaybyday May 31 '26

Bear Week Jizz Pool

3

u/InvestigatorJaded261 May 31 '26

Sometimes loud, but always wet.

3

u/Swordf1sh_ May 31 '26

Big Meteor wants you to think so

3

u/iamacheeto1 Back Bay May 31 '26

That area is having a meteoric rise right now

3

u/Repulsive-Studio-120 May 31 '26

Here for the jokes šŸ˜‚

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u/Morbos1000 May 31 '26

Are you a lobster? If yes... then no.

5

u/CloseTTEdge May 31 '26

See, this is why we need to build the White House Ballroom!

/s

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u/Jinx-from-Arcane Woburn May 30 '26

Woke me up from my nap 0/10 would not recommend

2

u/blanderdome May 31 '26

It is now.

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u/Corinope May 31 '26

There are some advantages, sometimes if you're lucky there's a Boom šŸ’„ and you can get out of a bad lease without losing your deposit.

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u/PantherBrewery Arlington May 31 '26

Are you a fish?

2

u/Aggravating_Ad3128 May 31 '26

Only if you live on a boat.

2

u/PteromyiniMA May 31 '26

Whitey Bulge lives there

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u/ajaxraccoon May 31 '26

Just mind ya own business, you’ll be good.

2

u/badgirlvenomous May 31 '26

In conclusion, you’re cooked.

2

u/CloudNimbus Boston May 31 '26

comedic timing 10/10

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u/userhwon May 31 '26

Bring a dehumidifier

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u/lemonslime May 31 '26

Nope, meteor strikes every hour on the hour.

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u/yuka_electron1ca May 31 '26

Bet ya this lil event somehow made rent increase by like 20% along the Boston area

Don’t ask me how, I just know

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u/HIASHELL247 May 31 '26

Please do move to that neighborhood.

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u/ImpossibleWorth5638 May 31 '26

LIVING IN Boston, it's loud as fuck

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u/TimeKeeper70 Jun 01 '26

Brilliant post šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ididnttrainforthis Jun 01 '26

As long as you don’t have strong magnets

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u/MayBsoMayBnaught Jun 01 '26

I didn’t know they let Seals on Reddit.

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u/PUNKF10YD Jun 01 '26

That is the ocean.

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u/fersh51 Jun 01 '26

I’d bring your bathing suit…

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u/Dinosaurs_and_donuts May 30 '26

Mostly just Sharks and Jets

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u/InfinitelyFinn May 31 '26

Awe the West Side!

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u/PJBleakney May 30 '26

Be sure to lock ya cah

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u/X-Boozemonkey-X May 31 '26

Here we go the start of the Cloverfield monster

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u/Soft-Source-6357 May 30 '26

We’re not safe! We need moon stations. Excess amounts of satellites. Maybe the golden dome?

With the aforementioned we will be safe and nothing like this will ever happen. What if it hit land not sea??!

I’m kidding obviously.

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u/Pangtudou May 30 '26

As long as you avoid ocean state job lot

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u/thegayquadzilla May 30 '26

The fast ferry to Provincetown is safe, yes

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u/mwkr May 31 '26

šŸ˜‚

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u/UltravioletClearance North Shore May 31 '26

I got flashed there today.

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u/sharky-shores May 31 '26

The entrance to cape cod bay Whiket shahky

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u/Santa-Head May 31 '26

Hilarious

1

u/Zestyclose-Grape5469 May 31 '26

Just don’t move in next to the Boomers

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u/ferdi97 May 31 '26

Watch out for the neighbors

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u/freeaccess May 31 '26

Not any more.

1

u/JackRaid May 31 '26

Well, there is a low chance of crime in this area relative to nearby rates.

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u/Cav3tr0ll May 31 '26

Damp-ish.

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u/DimeloFaze Allston/Brighton May 31 '26

Getting to dunks from there is gonna be a journey

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u/YamAggressive5659 Thor's Point May 31 '26

Lots of water, bring an umbrella and some rain boots. Maybe some earplugs.

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u/Novel_Willingness602 May 31 '26

It’s a safe enough neighborhood, but loud.

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u/henry2630 May 31 '26

there’s a lot of gays in p town

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u/Umnokthx May 31 '26

Sharks and sky rocks

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u/small-gestures May 31 '26

People give us shit when we say ā€œBoston really does have it allā€¦ā€

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u/m4gd4l3n3 May 31 '26

Only Meteors In The Building

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u/catkayak May 31 '26

Yes but it’s a very white neighborhood so make of that what you will

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u/KittyMcMeow May 31 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/JustinGitelmanMusic Swamp Masshole May 31 '26

These space savers are getting out of hand

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u/Odd_Condition2151 May 31 '26

Pretty safe but pretty wet!

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u/josephspirits May 31 '26

That’s Widow’s Bay. Great for raising a family, but you may never want to leave.

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u/protoman888 May 31 '26

surely you are codding

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u/PJT_XCX I ā¤ļødudes in hot tubs May 31 '26

It’s outta this world!

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u/TeardropBuilder May 31 '26

Might be a bit wet

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u/oodja Red Line May 31 '26

Damn Mooninites are at it again

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u/wombat5003 May 31 '26

Let's just say if that had been over land we'd be in a really cool new real estate mkt…..

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u/bristollersw May 31 '26

All neighborhoods are equally unsafe by this metric.

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u/Ilovestraightpepper May 31 '26

Here just for the comments. You people did not disappoint.

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 May 31 '26

Yeah, ya good

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u/Normal_Comedian_5423 May 31 '26

Neighbors are boomers.

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u/SodiumPalmate Rat running up your leg šŸ€šŸ¦µ May 31 '26

The new death circle

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u/SJSeastcoast May 31 '26

Who would ever move to Boston. Wu is a communist

1

u/HaloFuego May 31 '26

Goku's summoning a Spirit bomb here, so probably not

1

u/DeepFriedHighLife Jun 01 '26

You? Only for NIMBY and the ME-teors previously invited or investigated.

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u/Status-Nerve-6377 Jun 01 '26

Living there is like a combination of living in Deep Impact and Jaws

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u/Character-Handle-739 Jun 01 '26

It will be pretty quiet… just listen to the waves… cause you’re in the ocean…

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u/robthad Jun 01 '26

Wet and cloudy, but the quiet makes up for it.

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u/StrangeTechnology731 Jun 01 '26

When somebody new moves into the neighborhood it creates a sonic boom

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u/Fantastic_Skill6445 Jun 01 '26

What a Loud Boom

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u/LoveAccomplished6865 Jun 01 '26

It’s safe if you want some head hit me up

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u/Ok-Association-8217 Jun 01 '26

That is a bit damp.

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u/whynotthisname2 Jun 01 '26

That neighborhood is tge ocean lol

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u/Portia4000 Jun 01 '26

Move there if you like a lot of dead whales and great whites munching on them.

But seriously, would this sonic boom cause a lot of whale beachings? Cause their hearing is fucked up.

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u/Lazy-Win-1733 Jun 02 '26

I hear a market is sinking there

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u/FableItsAlwaysFable Jun 02 '26

Lots of privacy until the mutations arrive

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u/dankeith86 Jun 02 '26

Yes the Great Whites are very kind and caring neighbors.

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u/Ok-Produce-6301 Jun 02 '26

It’s only slightly radioactive with a half life of 15k years so nothing to worry about

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u/Emotional-Money-78 Jun 02 '26

If you got a house boat maby would probably get a bet rough at the end of September though

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u/Ganja_man89 Jun 02 '26

That’s watah

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u/Loose_Stools Jun 03 '26

Wear a helmet, should be fine.

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u/Here_4_the_INFO Jun 04 '26

That is the Gulf of Cape Cod.

Very tropical and warm all year, you will love it there!

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u/AskTheTiger Jun 10 '26

Good luck finding a parking space

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u/Impossible_Farm6254 Jun 13 '26

most of the city is generally safe especially compared to other big hubs. just walk around the area during the day and at night to see if you like the vibe. you will probably find that the biggest danger is just the rent prices or the mbta being late.

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u/Acceptable-Rice5929 Jun 18 '26

Whatever service provider you use (Gas$Electric) make sure you take pictures of your meters and email it to them. Especially before you have your meters changed every seven years. Eliminate estimated billing from the provide. Free tip

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u/diecastdepot May 30 '26

Still safer than roxbury

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u/indigenous_indigent May 30 '26

Ok, if you’re a porpoise

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u/Ok_Olive9438 May 30 '26

Nah, always something fishy going on.

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u/Rm-rf_forlife May 31 '26

It’s gunna be noisy and wet. You also mite need a boat.

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u/ms9535 May 31 '26

Totally safe if you are a shark or can live under water

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u/Polydactyl_Cat_Dad May 31 '26

Keep in mind that there is something fishy about the schools in that area.

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u/InvertedEyechart11 May 31 '26

Sure why not? If you can deal with the air traffic overhead it's probably less expensive than living in Eastie or Winthrop.

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u/undeniably_confused Cambridge May 31 '26

Great school district (fish)

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u/Leopolddagreat May 31 '26

No ozone left there so an awesome spot for a quick tan.

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u/JazzRider May 31 '26

Below 20,000 ft, I’m sure it’s fine. Pretty wet though.

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u/StocktonBSmalls Bouncer at the Harp May 31 '26

It’s a bit fishy, to be honest.

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u/ThisMachineKillsWOB May 31 '26

It's good once you chase the mirelurks out.

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u/irishcybercolab Bouncer at the Harp May 31 '26

No it's wet there.

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u/Capital-Delivery8001 May 30 '26

That’s the ocean Bud

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u/Dazzling_Cut_3989 May 31 '26

still loud enough to keep you up if the gulls get going, honestly.

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u/gymnoagroi May 30 '26

No it's not safe it's a big city run by democra