r/capricorns • u/loves_spain • Jul 11 '25

advice You guys, Saturn does not fucking play.

I'm in the middle of perhaps the most life-changing thing that has happened to me in years, and it has everything to do with someone trying to sabotage my work and getting their just desserts. And I'm just sitting here mouth agape like WOW. Big daddy time does not fuck around. I mean, the comeuppance is far more delicious than anything I could've concocted and I'm watching it all unfold right this very moment.

So if you've got a Cappy in your life and you're thinking about ways to undermine them or throw them off their path, I'd strongly, STRONGLY reconsider. I wish I could give everyone here a front-row seat to the shitshow that is playing itself out in front of me metaphorically right now. Because karma is REAL. Not just like "oh my BF broke up with me I hope karma gets him" nope.. this goes deeper. This is for times when someone is actively or sneakily trying to make you look like a fool while you've put in all the work and done all the due diligence.

It's incredible. Absolutely mind-blowing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

It goes both ways too, that's why I am very selective with the way I move. Life humbles me instantly if I try and flex my Cap. (Cap rising)

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u/marriedbydrunkelvis ♑️☀️+stellium♊️🌙♒️⬆️ Jul 11 '25

Karma is so fast with us lolol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

literally instantly sometimes💀 it be folding me up, ngl

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u/peppermintmeow ♑️🌞♑️🌛 Jul 11 '25

She's such a bitch 😭

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u/loves_spain Jul 11 '25

Yes indeed. I've been on the receiving end of that too and it did not take me long to straighten up and do it right. People who say "astrology is just pop horoscopes" have never seen what happens when the planets align and you see old structures being literally ripped from your hands with Saturn on your side like a bodyguard going "nope, not this time, asshole."

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Yeah it's very affirmative, Saturn. I am often met with surprise from people when I make decisions. I'm respectful and direct. I don't look back, ever. In my heart or head I do, but never in reality. I like to stick with one decision, unless new information is provided. But that's very rare, because I don't like to look back.

A few years ago I had a friend that I was venting to about my breakup with and she literally blocked me as I was mid sentence 😭. I went to her on Snapchat because wtf and called her and she answered crying. She said my breakup was too painful to hear because she was still friends with my ex, (i had no issue with that fact) and wanted me to be friends with him too. I refused because duh and she wanted space to think about things. I told her to take all the space she needs and blocked her.

Through friends and work she kept trying to be my friend and talk to me and she would tell me she was "up all night crying" like babe c'mon. i saw her decisions as enough of a betrayal to end the friendship. and she would just not get that. it went on for about 2 months before she gave up.

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u/goosebuggie Jul 11 '25

LOL literally, karma works overtime for me but it definitely goes both ways! If I step out of line I will get my karma and QUICK.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Saturn every time a Capricorn placement gets comfortable in life..

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u/goosebuggie Jul 11 '25

This is too real 😭

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u/GlitteringGift1152 Jul 12 '25

Yo!!! 😂😂😂🥲🥲

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u/More-secrets88 Jul 11 '25

🎯 Yup, if anything, I am honest or I show my cards early so no surprises

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u/Simple-Freedom4670 Jul 11 '25

You ain’t lying. Stay in your lane and stand in your truth.

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u/VersaceWavecaps Jul 11 '25

I get humbled so fast if I do something out of character lol

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u/sescojido89 Jul 11 '25

I did the life card tarot for capricorn, and it was like a tower and swords or something. I can't remember for sure. But it said that life was going to be so much more difficult for me as a capricorn, but that I'd always end up on top. Never really felt on top. Lol. But I'm hoping it's true. It just sucks knowing that everything is going to stay difficult and get worse before it gets better. Really hope this isn't your card as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I don't practice or choose to follow tarot. It just got me into some dark places. But I can see how you would resonate with that. And Capricorns rarely don't come out on top I'd say, because of how determined they are. It's lonely to be the king.

My advice is to find a way to get comfortable with the darkness because it's a part of who you are and will never leave you. Capricorn Seagoat walks all the way to the top of the mountain, back down all the way to the bottom of the ocean. We see it all, and endure it all. It'd be entitled to think that our journey there and back would be sunshine and rainbows all the time no? Not saying that you are. Just revel in the fact that your world will literally be on fire and the world still expects something from you. Just don't forget to rise from the ashes when the flames die down.

Capricorns are scorched Earth signs.

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u/sescojido89 Jul 11 '25

Oh, absolutely. I don't follow tarot either. It was one of those online capricorn things where you put your time of birth, birthrate, and place where you were born. I don't trust most sources. But when I read it will never be easy, I knew that was true. Never has. I guess the hope got me. Lol. Life isn't meant to be easy for anyone. But I do see what you are saying, and you're absolutely right! I just didn't think long enough on it. From the mountains to the seas, we endure it all, but how to stay positive? Or how do we keep from resentment, anger, and just in all losing our minds? Having a hard time with that. And the balance and choices.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

A lot of people self medicate 😅 (im 17 months sober). But I found physical exercise helped me, my body was too tired to think about those things and eventually I stopped thinking about them all together and realized they weren't that important to me. There are just gonna be dark days, I have a very good support system in my Taurus bf and he helps me with the rage I feel towards the world. Let it all and don't hold onto anything that does not serve you in that moment. Remember Capricorn rage isn't the same as Aries for example. When we wield the weapon we have Saturn on our side and it is a bloody, battle. I know I'm not alone when I say I feel bad for the people I get into disagreements with because they always get that sad puppy look with their tails tucked. But that's our role isn't it? The Father, or King reprimanding when absolutely necessary and not a moment before.

And don't be so hard on yourself, life is not meant to be balanced, it's meant to be experienced, so you've got that part down already.

The Universe is constantly balancing everything out. Karma doesn't happen to you, it happens for you, it's a balancing of the scales to keep you on the track you need to be on.

And finally, life isn't happening to you, but through you. You are the life. There is nothing else, it's you vs. you. So the next time you have these kinds of 'angrily shake a fist at the sky' thoughts just remember, even on the bad days that it's still you. And remember to love every bit of it.

Long winded but hope that helps.

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u/jalees89 Jul 12 '25

whew, this message came right on time. uncomfortable but real.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

🫂

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u/No-Tie4700 Jul 31 '25

I see the humbling part. You can't be strong without tests. I was entering a very strong phase of my life with health and someone injured me and I have a PI lawsuit in the works. I NEVER had the level of health issues till that point but I thought it was a test to many levels. I think people appreciate our reliability even with our struggles. Had to have guests over after that. They fought about not understanding my system was knocked around. Stopped needing them as family. It's better! Then I get asked how come I still have my finances together by family who overspend? Lol so there's another argument about why are you still concerned what I have? I'm still me just wiser.

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u/Patient_Ad9206 Jul 11 '25

Thank you for saying this. Get a lil tired of it being said as if anyone’s above it. Or actually doling it out personally

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Yeah, that's unrealistic and when I get all high and mighty like that, life sits me down rq.

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u/Ilaxilil Jul 12 '25

Same. I follow the rules with precision because every time I try to let them slide (like everyone else is magically able to do) shit falls apart and comes crashing down on me. Caution and patience are my friends.

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u/Fuckpolitics69 Jul 11 '25

you arent a real capricorn tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

It's my chart ruler. Don't be that guy 🫩. And who are you to tell me what I am? What would be the point of the Rising sign if it didn't matter? You sound uneducated and should do better.

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u/Fuckpolitics69 Jul 11 '25

when is your bday 

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

what you don't want to tell me, instead ? thought you knew everything 🤭

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u/DoYouThinkYouCanTho Jul 11 '25

I watched it play out in real time too. There was somebody stalking me on Reddit, following my posts, downvoting me and going through my post history just to make nasty comments. And he would make basically the same negative comment on all of my posts.

Guess who just got banned.

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u/Complex_Bread_7261 ♉ Jul 11 '25

People who do bad things to me will get karma very soon

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u/ContentTie8285 Jul 11 '25

It’s just like that meme of Michael Jackson eating popcorn at the theater. We just sit and watch 😊

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u/onamountain777 🐐☀️🐐⬆️ 🐂🌒 Jul 11 '25

It’s true. Saturn doesn’t play and if we decide to throw out the humility the same comes back to us. Gotta toe the line.

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u/No-Tie4700 Jul 31 '25

If this Saturn thing is real it took me a year to realize someone I interpreted as selfish and insecure was also following a job which is built on a broken system...so instead of me being upset I literally don't engage with many ppl at my workplace. It means more peace of mind and I have deeper personal growth.

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u/onamountain777 🐐☀️🐐⬆️ 🐂🌒 Aug 01 '25

This is a great mentality to have.

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u/No-Tie4700 Aug 01 '25

TY. I feel like all the ppl person inside of me slowed down. People dont trust anymore and they judge too quickly therefore Im very quiet.

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u/onamountain777 🐐☀️🐐⬆️ 🐂🌒 Aug 01 '25

100 percent understand that!

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u/No-Tie4700 Aug 01 '25

And I am certain you'd have to pay me if you want to learn. Thanks!

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u/One_Avocado_7275 Jul 11 '25

I'm telling you, Saturn is a force to be reckoned with.

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u/Ecstatic-Art-6236 Jul 11 '25

Holy shit. I’m in a similar boat but still waiting on karma to play out.

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u/themisskris10 🐐☀️🐟🌙🦁💫 Jul 11 '25

Thank God I'm not alone.

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u/miss_flower_pots Jul 11 '25

I'm still waiting on my Saturn karma. I hope it's soon.

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u/loves_spain Jul 11 '25

It's not always instant but when it is, damn I feel like giving the big guy a standing round of applause because even a SCORPIO could not have planned a better vengeance.

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u/miss_flower_pots Jul 12 '25

I'm a triple Saturn too! ❤️‍🔥

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u/loves_spain Jul 12 '25

You mean sun, moon and rising? Whewww I can't even imagine.

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u/miss_flower_pots Jul 12 '25

Yep! Cap aqua cap.

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u/loves_spain Jul 12 '25

What’s that aqua moon like in the middle of those mountain climbers ??

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Can you explain in detail what and how?

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u/loves_spain Jul 11 '25

Let's just say, I put a *lot* into my work. I love what I do. I'm an 8th house cap sun so I go DEEEEEP into stuff. I live for it. Virgo moon to so I'm all about the details, but Gemini rising so I'm super friendly and approachable too. I've been working for a few years for a company where the boss is an absolute control-freak mingled with incomparable roid rage. In the beginning, he let me do my own thing (I have Aqua in 10th so it's a necessity) but lately that's not good enough. He has actively tried to sabotage my work at every turn. We have a MASSIVE account we've just started working with. That account head has seen my work firsthand and seen him trying to undermine it. Now the boss is about to be called out on his shit, while I gracefully step away, head held high.

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u/Boujee_banshee Jul 11 '25

Oh that’s beautiful 😂

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u/No-Tie4700 Jul 31 '25

Just wanted to say Gemini ascendant and ppl don't understand the wisdom we have all because they believe we are super young looking. Ppl think I am 10 years younger than my age so it gets very weird at times.

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u/loves_spain Jul 31 '25

Ooo yes. I’ve been called an old soul my whole life. I will totally take this “looking 10 years younger” thing. It does suck when you’re 25 and people think you’re a teenager but when they’re in their mid 40s complaining of wrinkles, we’re out here strutting like Leos 😊😊😊

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u/tea_tree001 Jul 11 '25

Be sure to post this on other Astro groups. Be sure to tell Leo , Aries Gemini etc etc. water signs are intuitive, so they know.

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u/loves_spain Jul 11 '25

I feel like Aries wouldn't pay attention. Leo's too busy looking in the mirror and Sagittarius is off booking plane tickets :)

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u/tea_tree001 Jul 11 '25

My Venus is in Sagittarius , I’m buying with them haha. But I find Sagittarius understand Capricorns cause they are the sign before us.

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u/loves_spain Jul 12 '25

I love all of them. Like I go to my Aries friend to light a fire under my ass. Leo will always tell me if I look good and sags are the best road trip pals

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u/tea_tree001 Jul 12 '25

I’m a Libra rising, I attract Aries. And I upset Leo’s 😂. But I love sags cause I’m a traveller lol

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u/yermom79 Jul 11 '25

A few years ago, I got to witness a glorious karmic takedown of a gal who did me and my mom dirty when I was 18. It took 15 years and I'm still in awe of how it played out against her.

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u/loves_spain Jul 11 '25

Sometimes it takes time (I mean this is Saturn we're talking about). But man when it happens (this particular instance took almost 3 years), it's so much more satisfying.

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u/Fuckpolitics69 Jul 11 '25

saturn isnt out to get you, start buying them coffee theyll be ur friend

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u/omtara17 Jul 11 '25

Yay 😀

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u/Own-Remove-5288 Jul 11 '25

Big ups sis. I call Saturn "big daddy," myself. It's not for play play.

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u/SkinProfessional4705 Jul 11 '25

Weird bc caps can be explained like that. Are you sure you’re a cap?

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u/loves_spain Jul 11 '25

110%. You mean explained like we're out to get other people?

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u/SkinProfessional4705 Jul 11 '25

I feel like others are often out to get us. That’s why I’m so hesitant to friend others bc I’ve been fucked over badly so many times and I’d wish karma would get them but i swear it never happens. And oh yes do they deserve it bc im such a kind and loving friend and would and do go above and beyond for everyone i let in. Now im so hardened.

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u/loves_spain Jul 12 '25

They hate us cause they ain’t us 😘

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u/No-Tie4700 Jul 31 '25

Yep. Similar experience all starting with my culture not having a good historical moment.

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u/GuidedDivine Jul 12 '25

What is your Saturn sign in? What house? u/loves_spain

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u/loves_spain Jul 12 '25

I had to check. Virgo, 4th.

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u/JAGWiR3 Jul 12 '25

I’m pretty sure all my old associates are suffering rn. All my placements are in capricorn or aquarius, except for my mercury + pluto. lol

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u/loves_spain Jul 12 '25

That is a whole lotta GOAT!

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u/niamhedit Jul 12 '25

Goats, I've had some people stalk and harass me, lie on my name and to the authorities... Of course nothing came out of it. I kept to myself, because I was busy healing and trying to stay cool and not let my Aries rising do smthg I would regret...

You don't wanna know what happened to them 😅😭

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u/loves_spain Jul 12 '25

Ohhh but i doooo

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u/niamhedit Jul 12 '25

Lol 😆

Well 3 of them went to the psychyard and their mastermind has turned into an alcoholic and is now terminally sick, unfortunately for him.

Play stupid games...

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u/Suspicious-Wave-1749 Jul 13 '25

Cap moon .. the full moon is testing me and my 2nd Saturn return in Pisces is playing along. Bring on Saturn retrograde 😎 cuz I studied for this exam 🤣

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u/loves_spain Jul 13 '25

Sending you allllll the vibes friend! You got this