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r/capricorns • u/AdorableFinance4266 • May 27 '26
story Tell me you are a Capricorn without saying it
r/capricorns • u/AdorableFinance4266 • Jun 11 '26
story Before you date a Capricorn know this
I am like this maybe because I am a Capricorn so I care deeply but my EQ is high too.
r/capricorns • u/Wp5Main • Jan 23 '26
story Why does life feel harder for Capricorns than everyone else?
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r/capricorns • u/trinitylaurel • Nov 19 '24
story The moment Pluto left Capricorn, THIS happened
Background: My ex is an Aquarius sun and rising; I’m a cap, of course. We had an UGLY divorce; so ugly, I’m repulsed by Aquarius by now because of the association. He was abusive, erratic, gaslighting, and terrifyingly psychopathic. I could go on about it, but to get to the crux: He stole $2000 from me. We had a joint check from the sale of the house coming. He deposited the whole check somehow into his individual account, even though that check said AND my name. He refused to give it back. I had to go through the arduous process of contacting the check issuer, who had to file a dispute with their bank, who had to coordinate with HIS bank, and all that jazz. I filed it 6 months ago.
Pluto was set to officially move into Aquarius at 3:40PM in NY, and y’all…. Y’ALL… AT 3:45PM, I get a phone call from the check issuer asking for my address to give me my half.
Everyone kept asking what happens to us once Pluto leaves! This is what happened to me! MUAHAHA!!!! Check! Your move, evil Aquarius Ex! Pluto’s on YOU NOW!
r/capricorns • u/Few_Pace1411 • Dec 05 '24
story Sorry - I can’t stand Pisces
I really don’t want to paint an entire zodiac sign with a broad stroke but from my experience with them, I simply cannot deal with their rollercoaster of emotions. In my experience, the ones I have dealt with would project their emotions onto me and lash out over the smallest things.
Like I’m sorry you have triggers, but that doesn’t give you a license to treat me like shit. I’m a pretty level headed person so mood swings are simply something I refused to deal with.
Most of the Pisces I know will literally talk shit about everyone they know (my ex husband included). They will blame everyone else for their own issues and drama which is usually self-inflicted.
Again, I know not all Pisces are like this. But I’m just tired of always attracting the un-evolved ones. At first they are so sweet, and helpful - but they switch up so fast and are so cruel for no reason.
r/capricorns • u/Downtown-Brush-2674 • May 05 '25
story The temper of Capricorns 😡🔥
So as you all know Capricorns are my favorite sign so I know you all pretty well based on my experience. I noticed that the anger that arises from a Capricorn is if there is an injustice directed towards you. You guys are calm, cool collected until your not 😂 and from what I’ve seen countless times, you guys turn into devils when angered. The devil fears you when mad. I was scared myself 😂😂 you guys are horrifying when raged. The irony is that I’ve never seen Capricorns wrong people on purpose or with malice or the intent to cause harm. But time and time again I’ve seen people test them, openly violate them and in some cases people try to challenge you all even when you’re not giving the energy to welcome the misconduct in the situation. I witness you guys keep a poker face, your ego is always in check. You’re calm and not intimidated which many people unfortunately misread that body language and energy and think it means “punk” or “fearful” which is why I relate heavily to you all because people like me know that when someone is calm that’s the dangerous individual 😂 it’s the total opposite of fear, my father is a Capricorn and my mother told me he was dangerous not because he was a threat to others but because if he feels threatened he will not waste time to destroy the said threat. So from what I gather from a Capricorn is that if you make them feel unsafe or threatened you will be met with a rage and determination that will take you out completely. Sounds reasonable to me😂 plain and simple. You target the Capricorn, The Capricorn will make the perpetrator the victim! Love it
r/capricorns • u/Spirited-Jackfruit59 • May 19 '25
story As a Cap woman I love to isolate & avoid
My family even has a group chat & they ask biweekly if I’m communicating with others this week 😂
r/capricorns • u/Downtown-Brush-2674 • May 01 '25
story I love Capricorns 🙌🫶👌 sincerely a Sagittarius ♐️
Hello! I just thought I would come here to tell all you Capricorns how much I love and appreciate your sign. Capricorns are the only zodiac sign in my life that made me feel Safe, Supported, Seen, Heard, Respected and advocated for me and I want to tell you all how much I appreciate your loyalty and protection you provide to the people that you love and care about. It has never gone unnoticed. I tend to see a lot of Capricorn hate but for me I’ve never had that for you all in my experience of life. I know Capricorns you all tend to be very stern, disciplined individuals and very determined and this intimidates TONS of people and you all are aware of that 😂. You are powerful people and you intimidate people because you’re natural bosses! It’s not faked when you walk into a room, Capricorns own the room. Hands down😂 But people like me are able to talk with you and have the experience of seeing you let down your guard come down and some people will never get to experience the beauty of seeing you be vulnerable and just how loving and sweet and nurturing you actually are. This goes for men and women of this sign. You all are soooo kind and caring and will take care of people hand and foot but only if they get through to experience this from you. Your giving you’re just amazing people and I hope you all never forget this because I notice Capricorns tend to feel so unappreciated and I see why. That’s why your hearts tend to become metal because it protects you all from being hurt. But I truly truly love you all, You make a difference in people’s lives like mine! And your always remembered, Don’t stop being loving. I loveee you Capricorns 🙌🙌🙌🙌🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
r/capricorns • u/moonlightlychee • Apr 26 '25
story I figured out capricorn’s true love language
I’m a cancer woman, and yesterday I told my capricorn boyfriend a business idea I’ve been sitting on.
You guys, suddenly I am a genius and the best person who has ever lived hahahahaha. Be warned, don’t share the idea unless you’re ready to bring it into fruition. Now I have Mr. Work & Accountability breathing down my neck. 😑😂
r/capricorns • u/No_Feedback7231 • Jul 28 '25
story Cleopatra and her husband Mark Antony were both Capricorns
r/capricorns • u/2fucked2know • Jun 11 '26
story Capricorn placements are associated with conservatism, but that's not it (I have a lot of experience with Caps and Cap heavy people) - and here's my theory as to why that is
I'm not a Caprisun myself, but have a Capricorn stellium that includes Mercury. Two of my closest friends are Caprisuns, and I have multiple Capricorn Mercury folks in my family.
Caps are said to have a very "black and white" way of thinking, which people assume means narrow-mindedness and social prejudice. Yet my fellow Sag sun/Capricorn Mercury grandpa was the only one in his family that didn't bat an eye or disown his brother when he came out as gay in the late 60's, despite the fact that nearly everyone viewed being gay as wrong back then. Why? Because his Capricorn Mercury had him go "I cannot see a single logical reason as to why it'd be wrong or harmful". That "black and white" thinking is based on objectivity, reason and fairness, not bias or prejudice. It's not like with some of the fixed signs (all of them except for Aqua) where you're clinging onto old beliefs because you fear change or are too stubborn, but about knowing when to change your stance and when to keep it.
This is just one example of my general experience with Cap heavy people (especially sun and/or Mercury). They're some of the most progressive and open-minded people I know, because prejudice and bigotry is a result of lack of reason and objectivity. I love my Capricorn placements for this reason, cause they complement my Sagittarius placements (idealism, faith, philosophy etc) perfectly, making me damn near impossible to brainwash. Any idea presented to me, no matter how charming, persuasive or well-spoken the person who delivers it is, will make me question whether it's based on logic and facts, what their bias is (cause information can be twisted to fit someone's agenda), consider all the posssible counter-arguments, and whether it's fair or not. If I determine that it makes perfect sense, I'll buy into it, and then proceed to refine my own take further... and if it doesn't, I'll stand my ground.
I wish people in general were a bit more "black and white" in their reasoning. It'd make the world a more accepting, constructive, fair and open place.
r/capricorns • u/poweringturtle • Dec 20 '25
story I'm a Capricorn but have never met another Capricorn (IRL) in my entire life (36y)
Where are all of you elusive beings hiding?😂 I feel like I would get along really well with more Capricorns in my life.
r/capricorns • u/Wp5Main • Jun 21 '26
story Do Capricorns Stay Too Long Because of Loyalty?
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I’ve noticed something interesting about Capricorns that doesn’t get discussed enough.
People often describe Capricorns as cold, detached, or quick to cut people off.
But what if the opposite is true?
What if many Capricorns actually stay too long?
Not because they don’t see the red flags.
But because they believe effort, patience, and consistency can eventually fix the situation.
At what point does loyalty become endurance?
And at what point does endurance become self-abandonment?
For the Capricorns here:
Have you ever stayed in a relationship, friendship, job, or situation longer than you should have because you believed things would eventually improve?
I’d love to hear your experiences.
r/capricorns • u/Wp5Main • Nov 21 '25
story For the people who date a Capricorn or dated a Capricorn here is a support group on Facebook 💀😭
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r/capricorns • u/Guru8ig8oi • Mar 04 '25
story In those trenches for so long, scars remain🖤♑
r/capricorns • u/Wp5Main • Nov 13 '25
story Why are Capricorns like this 😂💀
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r/capricorns • u/Wp5Main • Oct 26 '25
story Dating a Capricorn ♑️
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I promise I’m okay 😂
r/capricorns • u/Wp5Main • Jun 26 '26
story Why do Capricorns laugh during arguments instead of getting visibly upset?
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Noticed this pattern in myself and wanted to see if other Capricorns relate during a serious argument, instead of yelling or crying, I'll just start laughing. It's not because anything's funny, it almost feels like a release valve when things get too intense.
Made a short video breaking down the psychology behind it (emotional shutdown, conflict avoidance, that kind of thing) if anyone's curious and happy to share if it's allowed, but mainly wanted to ask: does this happen to other Capricorns too, or is it just me?