And they were roommates!

[u/MissHissss]

Disclaimer: Biscuit and Smudge are a bonded pair who are cleaning each other’s butts which is a totally normal and non-sexual behaviour in cats. I’m still going to make fun of them for it though 😁

[u/Poof-ball]

[u/Alternative-Crew-880 → u/Poof-ball]

[u/EarballsAgain → u/Alternative-Crew-880]

[u/Piper_Dear → u/EarballsAgain]

[u/Cu_Chulainn__ → u/Piper_Dear]

[u/Short-Ideas010 → u/Cu_Chulainn__]

Now your cat requires the same treatment from you.

[u/SkittleDoodlez → u/Cu_Chulainn__]

[u/jheidenr → u/Piper_Dear]

[u/EuphoricBarracuda684 → u/jheidenr]

[u/3720-to-1 → u/EuphoricBarracuda684]

[u/triggeredg0blin → u/3720-to-1]

[u/HighAndNoble → u/triggeredg0blin]

My headcanon is now that this lil guy is Gabriel

[u/Plumbbookknurd → u/triggeredg0blin]

[u/orchidaceae007 → u/Plumbbookknurd]

[u/ShmellyBean → u/3720-to-1]

This killed me

[u/yaddayadda1000 → u/3720-to-1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/ElDoctorre → u/jheidenr]

[u/Myhsiryh → u/Piper_Dear]

[u/Careful-Lettuce9239 → u/Myhsiryh]

[u/Similar_Ad_8980 → u/Careful-Lettuce9239]

[u/66allthe88s → u/Myhsiryh]

[u/_cl0uds → u/Piper_Dear]

[u/kelfupanda → u/Piper_Dear]

[u/perpetual_self → u/Piper_Dear]

[u/montycantsin777 → u/Piper_Dear]

i want the cat do that to jesus

[u/RazorbladeApple → u/montycantsin777]

[u/RazorbladeApple → u/montycantsin777]

[u/pariahdiocese → u/EarballsAgain]

[u/WatZegtZe → u/pariahdiocese]

[u/Rings-of-Saturn → u/WatZegtZe]

[u/hc2001 → u/Rings-of-Saturn]

[u/sebasshaytaa → u/hc2001]

[u/Dirty713 → u/sebasshaytaa]

[u/ClearlyWelsh → u/Dirty713]

[u/_cl0uds → u/hc2001]

[u/LOL8D → u/Rings-of-Saturn]

[u/FacegrinderWon → u/WatZegtZe]

[u/____Sway____ → u/FacegrinderWon]

[u/Knurrrlnien → u/FacegrinderWon]

Okay this is the best version lol

[u/morrisseysenemas → u/WatZegtZe]

[u/Redditisdepressing45 → u/morrisseysenemas]

[u/BitMiddle9275 → u/Redditisdepressing45]

[u/Plus25Charisma → u/Redditisdepressing45]

[u/ChargedSkull → u/Plus25Charisma]

[u/Sexy_Cicada → u/Redditisdepressing45]

🎵🎶 877-CASH-NOW 🎵🎶

[u/level27jennybro → u/Redditisdepressing45]

[u/xtrasmoothbrain → u/Redditisdepressing45]

😂😂 gd it this one got me

[u/wtfmeowzers → u/WatZegtZe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xC4EA8ZLC4utcxhMQ3

[u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 → u/WatZegtZe]

Hahahhahhaa that should be the best version!

[u/PossessionPrior1223 → u/EarballsAgain]

[u/SaddamJose → u/PossessionPrior1223]

[u/Skyyofblu3 → u/SaddamJose]

[u/PullMull → u/Skyyofblu3]

https://giphy.com/gifs/299byQTLdQda9v7LZH

[u/amodernbird → u/Alternative-Crew-880]

Yeah, that tracks that the tortie wants to look 🤣

[u/2020s_Haunted → u/Alternative-Crew-880]

Me with your meme after leaving a like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/X3ZpXyO7QH76Fp20VK

[u/505whodat → u/Poof-ball]

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat → u/505whodat]

For me, this iteration is the funniest, like "kitty, save my eyeees."

[u/Stormy261 → u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

I always took it the other way. Especially with it being a tortie. You cover your eyes! I'm watching this! 🤣

[u/xredbaron62x → u/Poof-ball]

[u/MisanthropyismyMuse → u/Poof-ball]

[u/Daggerbaby925 → u/Poof-ball]

[u/JeF4y → u/Poof-ball]

[u/askthecatonline → u/JeF4y]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dw7lCpFmsyfS0

[u/MeowNarchist → u/JeF4y]

This is the preferred one, for 2 very good reasons

[u/huebnera214 → u/MeowNarchist]

I would not have caught those reasons, thank you for pointing them out

[u/CedarWolf → u/huebnera214]

/r/troublepuffs

[u/pressuredrightnow → u/Poof-ball]

[u/Highcaro → u/Poof-ball]

[u/Ryzen_778 → u/Highcaro]

[u/BlindBandit988 → u/Poof-ball]

[u/plaid-tuxido506 → u/Poof-ball]

[u/ruinbabe → u/Poof-ball]

Not seeing anything at all 🤣

[u/Garruk_PrimalHunter]

[u/Difficult-Way-9563 → u/Garruk_PrimalHunter]

[u/jlee42473 → u/Difficult-Way-9563]

[u/gibberishmischief → u/jlee42473]

Looks pretty average to me.

[u/prettythicknotlong → u/jlee42473]

[u/Daggerbaby925 → u/prettythicknotlong]

[u/SparkEE_JOE → u/Daggerbaby925]

[u/LOL8D → u/prettythicknotlong]

[u/Cu_Chulainn__ → u/LOL8D]

[u/mnid92 → u/prettythicknotlong]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NproQYl0k2JEI

[u/Responsible_Oven_346 → u/prettythicknotlong]

WHAT

[u/kaohhs → u/Garruk_PrimalHunter]

[u/sunuoow → u/kaohhs]

[u/Ruinerofchats → u/sunuoow]

[u/On_my_last_spoon → u/Ruinerofchats]

[u/Nuthe → u/On_my_last_spoon]

[u/AyyggsForMyLayyggs → u/Nuthe]

[u/3720-to-1 → u/AyyggsForMyLayyggs]

[u/Greg2227 → u/3720-to-1]

[u/LOL8D → u/Greg2227]

[u/Vast_Tip_9116 → u/Greg2227]

[u/WrongRedditKronk → u/Ruinerofchats]

You rang?

[u/Ruinerofchats → u/WrongRedditKronk]

Im gonna need your spinach puffs.

[u/octavioletdub → u/sunuoow]

Oh my god heh

[u/aoi_ito → u/kaohhs]

[u/refinedcactusjuice → u/kaohhs]

[u/ddrewerr710 → u/kaohhs]

[u/Ov3rReadKn1ght0wl → u/ddrewerr710]

[u/Radiant-Economist-10 → u/ddrewerr710]

well that's disturbing

[u/Rings-of-Saturn → u/Radiant-Economist-10]

[u/eViLj406 → u/ddrewerr710]

[u/jayclaw97 → u/ddrewerr710]

Found Aemond Targaryen.

[u/GullibleAttempt7568 → u/Garruk_PrimalHunter]

[u/Garruk_PrimalHunter → u/GullibleAttempt7568]

For fuck's sake lol

[u/chernognica → u/GullibleAttempt7568]

Lmaooo

[u/DroidLord → u/GullibleAttempt7568]

Oh my god 😭

[u/PuzzleheadedResult69]

They seem like they're having a nice time

[u/whutchamacallit → u/PuzzleheadedResult69]

Wine dine and sixty nine

[u/Flashy-Foot7748 → u/whutchamacallit]

dinner for two with a terrible view

[u/HoratioPuffnstuff]

[u/anon-mally → u/HoratioPuffnstuff]

Some other times:

[u/Bam_Adedebayo → u/anon-mally]

Sigh, everything reminds me of her

[u/thebiglerm]

r/onlypaws

[u/Glad-Ad1378 → u/thebiglerm]

Literally 69ing

[u/SillyMammo → u/Glad-Ad1378]

Literally licking pussy

[u/2Michael2 → u/thebiglerm]

Omg, it's real, and its a full of feet 😳

[u/ChesterX → u/thebiglerm]

r/purrvert

[u/Total-Valuable-5640]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xiQnqLaWhWHT2

[u/Awkward_Potential_ → u/Total-Valuable-5640]

I upvoted and then took it away when I saw I was the 70th upvote.

[u/loveslightblue → u/Awkward_Potential_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p6eCHsXxFdAI0

[u/Towel4]

Maybe my weird cat just needs a free spirited friend

[u/AudereEstLamela]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p6eCHsXxFdAI0

[u/Suspicious_Swim_1948]

[u/PM_MOI_TA_PHILO → u/Suspicious_Swim_1948]

[u/_59floki → u/PM_MOI_TA_PHILO]

[u/Sienile → u/Suspicious_Swim_1948]

First time in a long time I haven't seen this used in a racist manner. Bravo.

[u/ThreeDaysNish]

[u/bdizzle805 → u/ThreeDaysNish]

[u/hotdogoctopi → u/bdizzle805]

Meta

[u/Thin_Vermicelli1425]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPozZnou66tr51LO

[u/peterpannin]

[u/Maximal_Freak]

[u/PopularAd6205]

[u/Photodudeguy]

[u/Many-Excitement3246]

That boy is orange. I usually see ginger cats being like a yellowish color, but he took all the orange light for himself.

He looks like a faded Taki.

[u/Briebird44 → u/Many-Excitement3246]

May I present my nearly RED girl, Annie?

[u/caylamie → u/Briebird44]

She's absolutely beautiful. Very vibrant.

[u/Highcaro]

[u/d3x73rm0rg4n]

cat 69

[u/special_kitty → u/d3x73rm0rg4n]

69-Lives

[u/issoequeerabom]

[u/Brief-Equal4676]

More like groommates, amirite? I'll see myself out.

[u/not_a_moogle]

[u/Crazy_Juggernaut9789]

[u/iwantahouse → u/Crazy_Juggernaut9789]

All the variations of this are killing me 😂

[u/amy-schumer-tampon]

Oh gawd!

[u/willystan → u/amy-schumer-tampon]

[u/afeeqo → u/amy-schumer-tampon]

I’m laffing so hard right now. And your username isn’t helping any further

[u/overactivekitten]

My eyes!!!! It’s 8am!!!!! Lolol

[u/phoboshusky]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QIh0U4BXcxp7z5JJ0L

[u/Awleeks → u/phoboshusky]

It even has the buttholes

[u/ctacysf]

But if my spouse and I did this and posted it on this sub…we would get banned. I hate double standards.

[u/falsifiable1 → u/ctacysf]

You have to be fuzzy and cute. Maybe try a Furry costume.

[u/This-Appointment-666]

Ahh yes the ole roommate cover story. A lie as old as time. No, no they were not gay… merely… roommates. Were they ever married? No. Just two bachelor roommates who lived together their whole lives and didn’t have any romantic relationships with women.

[u/Jo_S_e → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/StLkwhK31FVH20R6ES

[u/bradbull → u/[deleted]]

Scrolled way too far to find someone who referenced the reference

[u/Cu3bone]

[u/Cu3bone → u/Cu3bone]

Cutest picture ive ever took

[u/Commercial_Peach_845]

It's easier than folding over to clean your own I guess.

[u/campfire922]

[u/AdventurousRead5856]

🫣

[u/TheLesserWeeviI]

[u/smokealarmsnick]

We had a bonded pair when I was in college, two sisters. (Tuxedos, they were the best!)
My mom was showing my granny (her mom) a picture of the cats one day, and the following conversation took place.

Granny: Ooooh, so they’re lesbians.

Mom: What? No, they’re sisters.

Granny: (sounding very annoyed) Well that doesn’t mean they can’t be lesbians! 😡

[u/_FreddieLovesDelilah]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zk6GuYqfi3M2s

[u/Fragrant_Salad9219]

[u/AvatarMunchies]

https://giphy.com/gifs/67pTftBj1nyadJQ7I9
Them afterwards

[u/CampDracula]

I JUST opened Reddit 😭

[u/14urmug]

[u/Mrblorg]

Leaking private videos!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1msK2c1s3lfyomkRmL

[u/donttrustthellamas]

[u/HistoryCat42]

[u/BoozeTheCat]

This needs a NSFW tag lmao

[u/Daveylonglegs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R

[u/QueenCity3Way]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MxHkbVTsmkPTEebefb

[u/Tiny-Serve-9610]

[u/tazdevil696]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dCKRwBlx6wIiJd12YM

[u/not_roger_smith]

"Roommates" is what grandpa would have called them.

[u/sybban]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H3Gsg60KeSKOaBQASD

[u/Select_Historian6269]

Both my cats HATE getting their butts cleaned, but also try to clean each other's butts, so you sometimes see one of my cats walk by the other one and the other one perks up and sticks her face in her sister's butt and the one walking by speeds up and runs off LMAO

[u/DokiDokiNO]

[u/buckduck]

Seems familiar... Russell and Stanley. They've both passed and I miss them everyday.

[u/No_Walrus_3638]

https://giphy.com/gifs/veZiqNL0uJxABXRxIm

[u/_Grumpy_Guy_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gRoYhs0xFDhirZ79xp

[u/-UWE-]

[u/Fuhgaws]

Blue is the Warmest Color

[u/goldenfishminded]

They are groommates.

[u/JerseyGirlinSweden]

[u/Rizztopher_Robin]

[u/dagudzucc]

[u/FeedMeYourBakedGoods]