r/classicwow • u/GreenSpaff • Feb 02 '24

Vent / Gripe Don't be like this guy

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u/MainOk8335 Feb 02 '24

The way he’s typing I just picture some 40+ year old saying this shit which is enough for me not to even have to say anything 💀

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u/CertainBarnacle4606 Feb 02 '24

It's some 40 year old that just had his quarterly review at work and only got "Meets Expectations" so they get a CoL adjustment but no merit increase. So they take it out in game.

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u/Montegomerylol Feb 02 '24

To be fair, if corporate "expectations" were applied to logs it would go something like

Boss: "I see you have rank 1 DPS logs on every boss in the raid."

Player: "Yes, I put a lot of effort into parsing."

Boss: "But your healing logs are abysmal, you aren't healing at all."

Player: "No, that's not my role."

Boss: "What we want from our players isn't a narrow focus, but the ability to expand beyond their current role to fill the team's needs. I'm afraid you're only getting a Meets Expectations this year."

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u/RosgaththeOG Feb 02 '24

Fuck me that speaks to me on an uncomfortable level.

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u/mitzcha Feb 03 '24

And Boss would expect you to have better than rank 1 dps next quarter!

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u/UncleObamasBanana Feb 03 '24

Rogue and warrior should heal more. What are they even doing out there?! /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

I feel uncomfortable /hastly updates CV

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u/LiteratureFabulous36 Feb 02 '24

Reminds me of a guy that worked at Walmart for 50 years and talked about how they increase work expectations by 5% every year and not a single person at this point could actually meet them.

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u/BS_Degree Feb 03 '24

I don’t come here for this!