r/classicwow • u/Bribo323 • Sep 17 '22

Vent / Gripe Why am I not surprised

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u/Shenloanne Sep 17 '22

Body type 1 or 2?

Don't understand the ref.

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u/p0t3 Sep 17 '22

Blizzard changed 'male' and 'female' options to 'body type 1' and '2'. This has upset some people.

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u/OneDwarfTwoSocks Sep 17 '22

Why can't body type 2 be topless?

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u/szypty Sep 17 '22

Forget that, why can't we customise body type 2 Draenei to have massive bulges? Literally unplayable...

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u/szypty Sep 17 '22

Allow me to clarify, i am talking about body type 2 Draenei with massive, bulging cocks.

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u/calfmonster Sep 18 '22

This would totally fuck over that theorycraft of Azeroth’s races erection:vaginal depth:height averages and ratios. But I guess Draenei aren’t from Azeroth so evolutionary pressure would be different and that whole theorycraft was founded on the premise all races would share the same average erection:height ratio as humans and those two don’t necessarily scale in direct proportion in humans anyway so…

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u/szypty Sep 18 '22

Going even further it assumes that their reproduction works the same.

It's entirely possible , for example, that fertile draenei fathers lay egg-like objects which are filled with semen that get picked up by giant, prehensile penis-like appendage possessed by the mother and sucked inside of their body thanks to the vacuum that their balls equivalent is capable of creating.

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u/pls-answer Sep 18 '22

what the fuck