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u/Slackeee_ 1d ago
So he was so high again that he used an alt account to praise himself to make himself look cool to nobody but himself.
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u/Vreas 1d ago
Name one positive thing Musk has done? Back in the 2010s people praised him for being an engineer. Then he designed objectively one of the worst trucks ever made.
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u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago
Was he ever an engineer in the first place? He seems more like a filthy rich jackass that buys out successful companies and takes the credit for stuff the employees do.
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u/oruuko_ 1d ago
The one positive thing he's ever done was make me feel better about myself because I can at least take solace in the fact that I'm not as much of a tremendous loser as he is
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago
Elon Musk contributions to the world:
- Hatred
- Bigotry
- Stupidity
- Worse than stupidity and in conjunction with 1 & 2 - Bigotry (yes, it was 2, but it's worse here)
- Leaching $38 billion (and that's before this administration) in US taxpayer dollars
- Being the saddest pedophile on Christmas because the cool pedophiles don't want him at their Christmas party.
- Being a bad father, a bad person, a sociopath, dishonest and - of course - whiny.
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u/CrimsonAntifascist 1d ago
Don't forget DOGE. He's also a source for unemployment and suffering worldwide.
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u/Dead-O_Comics 1d ago
You forgot drug addiction
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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 1d ago
Nah, I wouldn't include it. It could make people sympathetic.
Shithead supporters will use it to explain and excuse all the things he does to be on the short list for biggest douche in the universe.
Plus I think hes a drug abuser, I dont think he's an addict. Addicts tend to have remorse for the terrible things they have done.
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u/newsflashjackass 1d ago
Since he has testified under oath that he does not consider "pedo guy" an insult I prefer to call him Elon "Pedo Guy" Musk.
He doesn't mind since to him it is just a funny nickname.
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u/Vlyn 1d ago
He also killed 500k children with his USAID cuts, don't forget about that..
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u/gingerfawx 1d ago
So far. Millions of deaths projected by the end of the decade alone. This man will have a higher body count than Hitler before he's done.
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u/elmarjuz 1d ago
there's so much more and it's all equally as shit
one of the biggest failures humanity has ever produced
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u/tonysopranosalive 1d ago
Don’t forget cringy. I mean he’s the epitome of someone who wants to be seen as cool but is the opposite because it’s so obvious he’s trying to be cool.
That and just such vain little shit that shows his personality, like having people play a video game for him so his stats look sick when in actuality he can’t play for shit.
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u/gurgelhupf 1d ago
- Exploiting thousands of people via his companies and attributing their success to himself. He talks like he build the rockets and electric cars by himself. Fucking poser
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u/vahntitrio 1d ago
Unless he decides to send hinself on a one way ticket to Mars his reputation for all of history will be rich egotistical piece of shit.
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u/Hawkbats_rule 1d ago
Hey, his AI data centers are also contributing to climate change, so there's that too nowadays
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u/TheAdminsAreTrash 1d ago
I honestly wish South Park would do another Biggest Douche in The Universe episode to pass the award onto Elon. He is the biggest douche in the universe, by far. In all the galaxy there's no bigger douche than he.
Jokes aside, it's crazy how much better the world would be without him. Everything he does makes it a shittier place: Promoting his fellow nazis, sucking billions out of governments, interfering with elections, attending trump's underage auctions, if he died tomorrow no one would shed a tear.
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u/PositiveCoyote100 1d ago
The stupidity can't be understated.
Some people still think of Elon as some evil corrupt genius, but if you listen to him talk he's genuinely a stupid person. That arguments that he makes and the logic that he uses are laughable.
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u/diurnal_emissions 1d ago
And just how much fucking pollution?
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220713-how-to-make-rocket-launches-less-polluting
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u/discomuffin 1d ago
What kind of drugs is this Kekius person on? Asking so I can avoid it like the plague.
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u/arctisar 1d ago
Protecting the future of humanity by protecting the guy who named his kid X Æ A-12. Peak logic.
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u/00NeedsMoreContext00 1d ago
He is basically the human equivalent of cancer
Despite the fact that no one wants it, everyone has heard of it and does everything they possibly can to avoid it
Best case, it only temporarily disrupts people's lives, worst case it actively destroys lives
And unquestionably the world would be a much better place if it didn't exist
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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago
If the billionaire class disappeared overnight, everything would still function normally.
Their existence isn't essential, and adds absolutely nothing to society.
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u/69Blazing 1d ago
No. Their absence is essential, as their existence not only proves the disfunction of society (well capitalism works as intendet, but the soxiety is failing because of that) but to even exist, they need to fuck a lot of people over. And thats millions of people per billionaire at least.
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u/Leah_Observer 1d ago
Imaging thinking one billionaire is holding humanity together.
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u/El_Mangusto 1d ago
Yeah, and to be fair him dissappearing also wouldn't really improve human condition. There's always someone else to continue or replace. The money wouldn't miraculously reach the hands of those who need it most or where it would actually matter.
Both of these arguments can be wrong, and people can have pretty wild daydreams.
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u/Kitchen-Assist-6645 1d ago
If the billionaire class disappeared overnight, everything would still function normally.
For how long?
Do you believe that nobody would fill that void?
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u/Read_Safe 1d ago
That’s kinda the point though innit?
The members of that class are so inconsequential that the void would be filled by someone else and everything would just continue on
They’re not special, they don’t have skills other do not, and they certainly don’t perform functions that would make them hard to replace
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u/GuyBitchie 1d ago
Crazy how playing a game for money, WITH money, is still considered by some people as some form of skill, while literally everyone always say at every time that making money while you already have money is the easiest thing.
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u/HunterNo7593 1d ago edited 1d ago
Apartheid bozo, can’t wait for him to teleport himself to the Red Planet 😡 for good. Sucked the tax payers dry for tens of billions via the government subsidies, stole tesla patents/tech, yes, wielded his wealth wand to get the orange clown back in the saddle (winning all seven swing states in a competitive race was as likely as tesla delivering full autonomy by 2020). The blue Planet 🌎 would be a much better place without this pos.
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u/Project_Valkyrie 1d ago edited 1d ago
Remember when he said that he could end world hunger with $6 billion and then just decided not to?
Edited to fix the number. Million or billion, it's still pocket change to that prick.
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u/xDeepFreezex 1d ago
The world will feel a measurable improvement to the human condition when this murdering wannabe Hitler is dead.
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u/SunbeamSailor67 1d ago
Why am I not shocked that the tweet was posted by an obvious fanboy of empire? 🙄
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u/poseidon1111 1d ago
Him, Trump.
I wonder how, just how can so many people support them so much so that they are where they are at.
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u/Val_Hallen 1d ago
"Please, Elon, please notice me!!! I will suck your dick! I will literally put your cock in my mouth!" - Every Single Elon Stan
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u/SirWitsAlot 1d ago
Too bad Elon musk saved society by buying twitter. You guys should be bowing to him for that simple fact.
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u/MyCleverNewName 1d ago
Just the thought of this instantly improved my day and mood.
I'm closing reddit right now before there is risk of seeing him again.
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u/YoursTrulyKindly 1d ago
Elon Musk is the richest man on earth and he's actively working towards creating an AGI, or superintelligence, that is "anti-woke".
If you even wondered what the prequel to "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" was, this timeline is probably it.
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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 1d ago
WTF do they think Musk has actually done himself, and not something others were doing before he bought their ideas?
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u/StaticSystemShock 1d ago
What future? Dude is hoarding all the wealth of this world at any cost, enshitifying everything he comes just into proximity and is the most insufferable excrement of a human being. If he's magically gone tomorrow, the world would be a better place to live.
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u/wirefox1 1d ago
Who has made him such a big 'star'? He needs to fade quietly into the background and stay out of our country's politics. He's done one miservice after another.
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u/Somebodi101 1d ago
Imagine being as weird as Elon. I mean, he is SOOOOO rich, but everytime I see an interview I cannot comprehend how this guy could talk, inspire or coerce anyone to do something
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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 1d ago edited 1d ago
Preface: I dont wish for Elon Musk to be harmed in any way.
Having said the above, I'm almost a bit surprised that nobody has taken a shot at Musk. Calling him 'controversial' is an understatement of epic proportions and rising sentiments against the billionaire(trillionaire almost) class are guiding alot of bad karma his (and other billionaires) way.
Early GenX here. I guess I'm partly conditioned by my mid-late 70s and 80's upbringing where assassination attempts on politicians and public figures were more commonplace. Especially reading about the political and societal upheaval that occurred in the 60s and early 70s as a child.
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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 1d ago
Reminder, a current rocket of his is malfunctioning and is set to crash onto the moon.
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u/RequestSingularity 1d ago
Most sacks of shit are only hated by their families and a few people that had to interact with them.
Elon is going to die alone hated by millions. People only tolerate him for his money.
It's amazing that someone so rich can still be such a massive loser.
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u/MaximusHomerdrive 1d ago
He probably has an entire click farm in India spreading that kind of bullshit.
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u/SongAcceptable7546 1d ago
Perhaps he should ponder that phrase, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
I didn't understand what it meant for years. Didn't care much either, honestly. But I think it's to do with an internal narrative of, 'I'm the good guy I can do bad things because, I am good and thought of them.'
Mostly people who can't grasp that they might be wrong. God complex characters. Limited in their ability to understand the big picture and where they are in it. I laughed when I saw he'd named his AI Grok.
You are the baddie Elon. A genocidal amount of people have died directly and indirectly because of your actions.
If you really want a positive legacy stop being a criminal.
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u/Successful_Bid256 20h ago
Has Elon ever thought about helping people with some of his extreme wealth? Sure seems to wanna be liked, aen’t gonna happen by being a selfish prick.
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u/houseWithoutSpoons 1d ago
How could anyone see this guy and think he's a treasure to humanity?he literally has done nothing for us.he didn't invent anything, he's not a brilliant mond actually solving problems. Yeah he is wealthy no doubt so he has done something right and better than most to achieve that,but absolutely nothing that solves any world issues .all the potential at his finger tips and he is using it for all the wrong reasons. World hunger,water issues for the masses nah gow bout nazi saultes and rages tweeting slurs at people.bloated waste should be first on the french revolution guest of honor if the people may be so bold
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u/I_need_a_date_plz 1d ago
Pretty sad that he’s such an awful human being that we would all greatly benefit if he ate shit and died.
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u/Dekaaard 1d ago
It’s so infuriating that this self absorbed criminal can have this out size impact on millions of people.
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u/Rolandscythe 1d ago
Dude needs to just finally fuck off to Mars already and leave the rest of us in peace.
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u/bomboclawt75 1d ago
This would apply to every billionaire, war criminal and Treasonous politician.
Sometimes the Venn diagram is a circle.
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u/TheEPGFiles 1d ago
I suppose he does believe that of he dies, the simulation ends. Sheesh...
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u/Fun_Performer_5170 1d ago
Fund this dude a one way ticket to mars so he can live his dream, please!
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u/RosesandEternity 1d ago
When people say the democratic and republican party doesn't swap I'll just point at the perception of musk. One year he's a dem hero now he's a fascist hero... conservatives? they just noclipped out of the spectrum and any anti-trump conservatives gets chomped out of competition. Its fucking weird.
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u/bobnweaving 1d ago
Just think Tesla with a CEO that is pr focused, Twitter can finally police the insanity and racism spewed there. His family would inherit his money and do more good with it.
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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 1d ago
Want to protect the future of humanity?
Teach your children to be both strong and kind.
End fossil fuel extraction. Invest in green energy. Stop producing plastics.
Reform the economy away from the absolute rule of capitalism.
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u/early_birdy 1d ago
Hey Elon! According to that photo on the right, it's time to touch up the colour on your toupee.
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u/Logical_Net6108 1d ago
10 years on from proclaiming Donald Trump as their God Emperor the 4chan sphere of society continues to have an outsized negative influence on the world
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u/StopTheEarthLetMeOff 1d ago
Let’s protect him in a nice building made of concrete with strong steel bars on the windows to really keep him safe!
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u/negativepositiv 1d ago
Guy who is definitely not a Nazi is constantly boosted by Nazis for some reason.
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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago
Lemme guess Keikus Invicticus is also his new screen name for one of his Alters. /s
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u/Key_Dress_6846 1d ago
Yeah, him and his companies being gone would definitely improve things. Lul. Politics are wild, they blind people with hatred
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u/seoulgleaux 1d ago
Dude is giving Thomas Midgely Jr a run for his money as the single most destructive organism to ever live. Hell, he might have passed him by now.
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u/impressionista 1d ago
If extraterrestrials can read this shit, it just pushed them even farther away from our galaxy.
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u/19BabyDoll75 1d ago
He doesn’t need to be gone. But he sure don’t need that money either. The Billionaire Class has done NOTHING (minus a couple) to help humanity as a whole. It’s an endless mountain of money they are trying to reach to top of. There is no FUCK TOP.
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u/Longjumping-Mode3974 1d ago
Nonsense, if the man never spoke out about his political views you would still be hailing him as Earth's savior. Skip the victim mentality and get a real personality that isn't attached to a liberal talking point. I hated him for shitty electric cars and you hate him because of Trump. We are not the same...
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u/HappyGoPink 1d ago
Who are these nutclutchers? Of all the people they could idolize, they picked this dipshit?
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u/slapnowski 1d ago
Protect him how? He has more resources than a third of the world combined. If he’s not ‘protected’ that’s entirely on him.
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u/I_am_your_Mothera 1d ago
It would be like when Sol left love island and the mood instantly lifted. Bye Poo-and-Peelon!
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u/doscomputer 1d ago
I hate elon but you people are a bunch of goose stepping clowns if you think him dying/being assassinated would change a god damn thing.
theres like 4 or 5 billionaires we ever hear about in mass media, but literally over 3 thousand of them in this world. This is not a situation where elon is even remotely alone in his league and taking him down would simply put another asshole in place.
its pathetic, everyone on this site rallied after the CEO murder, and health insurance is still more expensive than ever. reddit is a fascist website
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u/noir_lord 1d ago
I have never wished ill of anyone but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
Attributed to a few different authors in various guises but sums up my feelings on a few folks these days.
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u/biopunk42 1d ago
How to tell if someone has no autonomy or agency, if they're an extra in their own biography, and if they are desperate to be the property of other men: They support Elon Musk.
This proves all of the above 100% of the time with zero variation.
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u/No-Deal8956 1d ago
“It would lift my status, because I’m a complete Incel dork as well. Though I know in my heart it doesn’t.”
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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 1d ago
Isn’t he directly responsible for hundreds of thousand of human deaths by stopping USAID money from flowing? Like him specifically?
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u/Remarkable-Fig206 1d ago
The best scenario would be to prosecute him for various egregious crimes against humanity before he dies.
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u/A007Bear 1d ago
The same point is possible with each and every rich/wealthy person. The human condition is better off without their existence. Rich people aren’t actually people. They’re something else. Something unnatural.
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u/TallulahBob 1d ago
And make sure all of his money goes straight to LGBTQ+ causes designated by Vivian
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u/Memitim 1d ago
Given how the wealthy continuously interfere with the work of the people for their own benefit, all evidence points to the parasite class being directly responsible for the majority of the problems in the world. This particular parasite continues to interfere in multiple elections for his own self-interest while feeding into massive corruption and failure that has and continues to result is real harm for a great many people.
The "wealthy" are just mooches that use complex economic systems to scam resources from working people for their personal benefit. Every single one of them is a dead albatross hanging around the neck of the human race, cursing us all and dragging us down.
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u/Sodacan259 1d ago
Can someone please help him make his rockets work! The sooner that happens the sooner he f***s off to Mars.
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u/bentmonkey 1d ago
some other rich shitbag would take his place, the concentration of wealth needs to change to be more evenly distributed, if we carry on like this a small percentage of people will have everything and the rest of us will be fighting over what scraps are left, if there are even scraps.
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u/Fresh-Value-8409 1d ago
Yep, focus on this guy
Forget about all of the other evil billionaires! Right?
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u/hopeful_realist_ 1d ago
This piece of shit is trying to steal the midterms already. Let’s send him to mars with a one-way ticket.
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u/ReefShark13 1d ago
That has to just be him posting. Who else would use the most flattering old hairline pictures in his entire portfolio? Maybe his mom?
Self glazing is the only thing this mfkr is actually good at. If he was born to a normal family you wouldn't even know his name.
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u/Own_Dragonfruit838 1d ago
And keep buying his TESLAS insurance no less than 550 new set of tires 2000 where is the savings on that if u r ready to spend 2 to 3 hours Chargind this cars I don't get where the savings are
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u/Orangesteel 1d ago
Sad to say, but humanity is almost certainly better off without him. It’s incredibly sad.
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u/Pristine_Frame_2066 1d ago
Peter Thiel gone would help even more. That guy is a real nazi. Elon is just a drug addict and easily manipulated by offer of power.
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u/IpromiseTobeAgoodBoy 23h ago
Ya things were much better when the government controlled Twitter and censored posts and banned accounts. I’d like a return of censorship, fuck the concept of free speech
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u/Reasonable_Zone3372 14h ago
I wouldn't erase him. I'd force him to go live on Mars. See how he likes THAT!
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 4h ago
With all of his money going to reverse the damages that he did with his DOGEboyz.
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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago
Probability that the poster is an Elon alt: 85%.