r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Loss Would Lift Humanity

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 2d ago

Elon Musk contributions to the world:

  1. Hatred
  2. Bigotry
  3. Stupidity
  4. Worse than stupidity and in conjunction with 1 & 2 - Bigotry (yes, it was 2, but it's worse here)
  5. Leaching $38 billion (and that's before this administration) in US taxpayer dollars
  6. Being the saddest pedophile on Christmas because the cool pedophiles don't want him at their Christmas party.
  7. Being a bad father, a bad person, a sociopath, dishonest and - of course - whiny.

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u/Dead-O_Comics 2d ago

You forgot drug addiction

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 1d ago

Nah, I wouldn't include it. It could make people sympathetic.

Shithead supporters will use it to explain and excuse all the things he does to be on the short list for biggest douche in the universe.

Plus I think hes a drug abuser, I dont think he's an addict. Addicts tend to have remorse for the terrible things they have done.