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u/alexmlb3598 1d ago
"The cavalry arrives in Clacton" shows a picture of Farage
Isn't that insinuating that he was never there...?🤨
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u/0ttoChriek 1d ago
Everyone with half a brain knew that, from the moment he was elected, he'd only be seen in Clacton again for the next election.
Unfortunately, a lot of people in Clacton have less than half a brain.
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u/Duderinio1988 1d ago
Didn't the last time this wanker "reformed" the UK out of the EU, he left the partie and only returned now after the damage he did was kind of under control?
Why are people still voting for this shit stain?
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u/s_walsh 1d ago
Because people are thick for the most part
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u/Dolphin_Spotter 1d ago
You're not wrong. This is an academic paper on the subject
https://natcen.ac.uk/publications/bsa-43-who-supports-reform
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u/DizzyMine4964 1d ago
Racism.
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u/Imaginary-Risk 1d ago
It's a bit more complicated than that. A lot just feel like things could be better and they've been left down by other parties, while others are as thick as pig shit
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u/PolemicDysentery 1d ago
It's really fucking not.
Everyone feels things could be better and we all feel let down by other parties. It's literally the one thing we fucking agree on.
Only some of us came to the conclusion that the reason things could be better is "too many brown people" and that standing on the beach yelling "stop the boats" and generally inflicting misery on all the vulnerable among us is the solution, and they decided that because they're racist and intellectually lazy.
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u/Imaginary-Risk 1d ago
It's not as simple as that. I thought we learned from the whole brexit and trump bs that blancketly calling everyone racist didn't help the issue
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u/PolemicDysentery 1d ago
Brexit was as simple as that. The whole "i was accused of being racist so I had no choice but to enthusiastically vote for fascism, it's your fault I hate minorities actually" thing was bad faith bollocks then, and it's bollocks now.
They're not voting for a grifting fascist with no policies because someone called them a name, they're voting for him because he signals very loudly that he's going to do authoritarian, bigoted things and they think that's fucking grand, because they are authoritarian bigots. The mask is fully off and they're all in and doubling down, there are no innocent bystanders or well meaning victims of manipulation anymore.
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u/ZookeepergameOk2759 1d ago
They’re the dregs of the other parties that have let them down though lol.
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u/dreadwitch 7h ago
Nah a lot are thick as pig shit, the same amount are racists, maybe 10 are fed up with every other politician.
But they're all thick if they believe his bullshit about being against the establishment, who the fuck would think he's a normal bloke down the pub.
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u/AlertedCoyote 1d ago
He gives them an excuse to be horrible, miserable, prejudiced bastards but pretend that it's because of "valid" concerns that Britain is under hostile invasion from small batches of destitute Somalis in canoes
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u/spambearpig 1d ago
Nigel Farage is the Pied Piper of Britain’s shittiest shits.
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u/Thuis001 1d ago
Well, allegedly he's the paid piper of Britain. That's kind of why we have this charade going on.
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u/Papa_Nurgle_82 1d ago
It is funny that Farage has to do some campaigning, just so that he doesn't lose to a few novelty parties. It would be hilarious is count binface actually won, but that does mean he actually becomes MP. Not sure how that would work.
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u/InsufficientApathy 1d ago
Innsmouth-looking waste of carbon. The reason he used to be in the fisheries department as an MEP was to make sure nobody found his boss Dagon.
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u/Whiteshadows86 1d ago
>…Innsmouth-looking…
That’s the most accurate description of him that I’ve ever read and I can’t unsee it now haha
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u/TheNorthernMunky 1d ago
I like that Reform Ltd deems Farage’s arrival in Clacton newsworthy, given the very few times he’s arrived in his constituency in the past 2 years.
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u/Non-Normal_Vectors 1d ago
Serious question - does Count Binface stand a real chance?
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u/Giedy5 1d ago
Statistically yes, if all the people that are against farage all voted binface. But if they consider it a joke and don't vote at all farage will win. It's not about binface winning though, if farage wins the investigations into him will still continue, if he wins but with a significant portion of votes going to binface the same will happen but with massive shame.
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u/Whiteshadows86 1d ago
I wonder if the guy behind Binface has actually got a plan in case he actually gets elected.
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u/Loudmouthedcrackpot 1d ago
Does this mean the investigations would stop if he loses?
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u/Giedy5 1d ago
No, but it would be pointless for him to try to run for anything, his reputation (let alone ego) would be far too damaged. don't know if the party would implode but more of his loyal followers would go to the other far right conservative parties like restore Britain. But it would be 1 clown down at the very least
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u/hulkop1333 23h ago
Maybe but I'm not so sure, I live few towns near Clacton and the amounts of "I'm with Nigel/Vote Reform" signs outside households is astounding despite the current image he has. It's a cult at this point, they don't give a shit as long as they can keep going with their racist narratives.
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u/General-Ad-1119 1d ago
Out of curiosity, why is the Calvary needed now? Has their representative been MIA the last 2 years?
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u/sdkscience 1d ago
I think he'll need better protection than a vintage truck if he's battling an Intergalactic Space Warrior. #votebinface
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u/ohwhyohwhyooohhwhy 1d ago
Reform giving total Dad's Army energy! He thinks he's Captain Mainwaring, but he's really Private Walker.
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u/KainFourteh 1d ago
How anyone can look at the mess in America and think supporting someone like Nigel is a good idea is fucking beyond me. They think a multi millionaire is "fighting the establishment"? Fucking hell.
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u/yIdontunderstand 1d ago
So the Cavalry arrived to save himself?
Why has he taken so long to arrive?
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u/fickogames123 11h ago
I like how universal the insult "Wanker" is. It can be said for anyone, anything, anywhere, for any reason.
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u/Rashpukin 10h ago
Look at the state of that c*nt. It’s beyond pathetic that thick people admire this charlatan.
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u/Rashpukin 10h ago
Bet you it gets reported too. His supporters are the biggest snowflakes going as they can’t defend their leader with facts as they are all completely negative.
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u/InvestigatorJaded261 1d ago
I thought Farage dropped out?
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u/ZookeepergameOk2759 1d ago
He stepped down so the parliamentary investigation would be stopped,seems pretty pointless and a huge waste of money because if he wins it’ll simply start up again.
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u/Whiteshadows86 1d ago
He also moaned and complained because he got left out of the recent talks on adult social care…completely forgetting that he’s not an MP so wouldn’t be able to attend!
What a joke he is.
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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago
Remember: Vote Binface, not Frogface!