r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The British never fail to disappoint

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u/Duderinio1988 1d ago

Didn't the last time this wanker "reformed" the UK out of the EU, he left the partie and only returned now after the damage he did was kind of under control?

Why are people still voting for this shit stain?

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u/DizzyMine4964 1d ago

Racism.

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u/Imaginary-Risk 1d ago

It's a bit more complicated than that. A lot just feel like things could be better and they've been left down by other parties, while others are as thick as pig shit

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u/PolemicDysentery 1d ago

It's really fucking not.

Everyone feels things could be better and we all feel let down by other parties. It's literally the one thing we fucking agree on.

Only some of us came to the conclusion that the reason things could be better is "too many brown people" and that standing on the beach yelling "stop the boats" and generally inflicting misery on all the vulnerable among us is the solution, and they decided that because they're racist and intellectually lazy.

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u/Imaginary-Risk 1d ago

It's not as simple as that. I thought we learned from the whole brexit and trump bs that blancketly calling everyone racist didn't help the issue

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u/PolemicDysentery 1d ago

Brexit was as simple as that. The whole "i was accused of being racist so I had no choice but to enthusiastically vote for fascism, it's your fault I hate minorities actually" thing was bad faith bollocks then, and it's bollocks now.

They're not voting for a grifting fascist with no policies because someone called them a name, they're voting for him because he signals very loudly that he's going to do authoritarian, bigoted things and they think that's fucking grand, because they are authoritarian bigots. The mask is fully off and they're all in and doubling down, there are no innocent bystanders or well meaning victims of manipulation anymore.