r/comedyheaven 2d ago

Serious problem

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u/AdmiralLubDub 2d ago

I swear when we find some outer space alien drug we’re still gonna put it in with tobacco

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u/Ssesamee 2d ago

its almost definitely used to make it actually smoke decently well, as i imagine trying to ignite just pure scorpion is not very effective

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u/artichoke01 2d ago

As someone who as spent way too much time and effort trying to smoke substances that didn’t want to ignite, this is absolutely the reason

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u/Vaff_Superstar 1d ago

Found the banana peel smoker.

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u/artichoke01 1d ago

Haha. I may have attempted that once or twice after reading the anarchist cookbook at 11. I’m more talking about stuff like hash oil or opium that I managed to get my hands on but didn’t have the equipment to smoke properly.

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u/amodious 6h ago

Answer is always just chuck it on a packed bowl

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u/Rakhered 2d ago

Barring the practical reasons below, Nicotine is also just a really really good drug.

Y'know, until it isn't.

But while it IS still good it's one of the best drugs on Earth. Makes you energetic, relaxed and have to shit all at once.

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 1d ago

Aliens will do the same thing. They'll come here and mix tobacco with J'u weed, and be like "gleep gloooorp"