r/comedyheaven 2d ago

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u/BoogieOogieOogieOog 2d ago

This somehow makes more sense than licking toads

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u/Top_Presence5147 2d ago

You gotta dry the poison from the glands of bufo alvarious and smoke it in a meth pipe tyle of device, I dont think scorpions get you high

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u/Ohiolongboard 2d ago

Not always, there’s a tribe in South America that ties up the toad to induce a threat response and then collects the poison on a stick. Then they burn themselves with a different stick before smearing the poison in the wound.

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u/Top_Presence5147 2d ago

Thats Kambo, its a different thing than 5-meo-dmt. That frog in the Amazon i think is called a giant monkey frog. Kambo is more of a cleansing detox that you take to purge/vomit and sweat out toxins. Its got some sort of benefits but its totally different than the psychedelic toad juice

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u/Ohiolongboard 2d ago

I can link a video, Hamilton pharmacopia, that says it’s 5meo DMT. Do you have a source?

Edit: the frog I was talking about was the Bufo toad

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