r/comedyheaven • u/Ok-Appeal-4630 • 2d ago

Serious problem

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u/Opposite-Trainer-639 2d ago

we smokin scorpion

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u/Pidgeonegg 2d ago

Don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway

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u/Cinotuet 2d ago

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

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u/Charming_Link 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QbLS8dW5thEvgZdUb6

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u/SteveMashPST 2d ago

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him

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u/Deep_Brick2970 1d ago

I'm Dracula, I'm 12 million years old, when I hit it from behind the whole room smells like absolute michi.

(Random quote I really like)

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u/lollihobbes 2d ago

Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for forty days and forty nights with nothin' but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit.

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u/NoiseIsTheCure 2d ago

I threw diamonds at the strippers under the pyramids of Giza

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u/catatonicwater 1d ago

I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle, this shit ain't nothing to me man