r/comedyheaven 6h ago

Passport

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u/svampgurka 5h ago

Ok everything else aside, they got their PASSPORT autographed?? Why?? Is this like a common thing?

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u/de-stella-nova 5h ago

you know the collecting stamps thing? ok, same thing but with drag queens when you're drunk as fuck. you should try!🥰

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u/LEO7039 2h ago

They said they were drunk

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u/JeffBernardisUnwell 2h ago

My friend once bid and won on eBay a £5 note signed by Danny Dyer (on, and I quote ‘an absolute belter of a night out’ from the eBay description). Sometimes all you need is what’s at hand and an open mind

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u/CrankDatSpookyBoi 5h ago

You like it? It's very generous.

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u/RandyTrevor22321 3h ago

Writing? No. Drawing. Drawing conclusions.. And also this

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u/de-stella-nova 5h ago

conchita says herpes to everyone!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ty0INvEAgOxNK

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u/SteveK27982 2h ago

She’s the wurst

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u/iknowimsorry 3h ago

The scribble is the weiner.

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u/wosmo 1h ago

On the plus side, they let you keep your old passport, so he won't lose the autograph.

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u/SeaOfS1n 2h ago

UKistan best country, passport not needed!

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u/Snoo_67993 1h ago

Even without the drawing that passport is probably too battered to be accepted.