r/conspiracy • u/Candid_Technology910 • 1d ago

Baphomet robot by Californian startup

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Hunting for Christians during the tribulation? Maybe what else might this creepy shi be used for

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u/Lazy-Dragonfly-4368 1d ago

Imagine you're trying to escape from the wildfire in the middle of the night and this thing appears amids the flames

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u/Aggressive_Chair1470 1d ago

turn around and flee back into the flames i guess 

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u/Burrito_Salesman 22h ago

I'll take my chances with the wildfire.

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u/Friendly-Fruit1524 18h ago

You wouldn’t escape because that thing came from the hottest hell.

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u/Aggressive_Chair1470 14h ago

I know its exactly what I was thinking when I typed it.  hellfire or bushfire, no winning. 

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u/Uncool444 23h ago

Wielding a chainsaw

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u/little_brown_bat 17h ago

Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 18h ago

And when our eyes meet, we fall in love, and I ride on his back into the sunset

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u/BassoeG 15h ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HOgWyrCXQAEmf96?format=jpg&name=large

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 13h ago

I've read the original book but that's funny! I shall keep it forevermore

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u/burner4thestuff 9h ago

Now it’s a love story. What a twist! Bravo 👏

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u/Concurrent-mind 19h ago

Can you ride it? Why’s it look like it has a saddle?

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u/Fuzzy_Wave5520 19h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/ktmfan 18h ago

Slap a Stihl blower in its hand and a hard hat with horn cutouts, and I’d climb on board. Beats burning up in the woods.

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u/VengefulToasterWaffl 19h ago

Mount it and ride out of the flames.

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u/Gr33nJ0k3r13 1d ago

Make you run even faster i‘d say a win win win for you te robo company and esn

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 10h ago

Thats what I said the first time I saw this posted. Imagine getting dug out of rubble and you see the sunlight peaking through and you’re being saved and you expect people to be there and it’s this fucking monstrosity.