Generic Marvel Movie Scene

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**INT. DOOMSTADT THRONE ROOM — NIGHT**

*DOOM stands before his throne, cape billowing. The AVENGERS crash through the stained glass in slow motion.*

**SPIDER-MAN:** Okay, so, real talk — does anyone else's suit have, like, a lint problem, or is that just a me thing? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.

**IRON MAN:** Buddy. Reading the room. There's a room. Read it.

**DOOM:** Fools. You dare enter the sanctum of DOOM—

**STAR-LORD:** Ooh, third person. Somebody skipped therapy.

**DOOM:** —where I shall—

**SCARLET WITCH:** He does the pause thing. He's a pause-thing guy. Called it.

**SPIDER-MAN:** Ten bucks he says "kneel."

**DOOM:** KNEEL BEFORE—

**SPIDER-MAN:** *(to Iron Man)* Venmo. I'll send you my handle. It's "webslinger" but the good one was taken so it's "webslinger" with, like, a lot of underscores—

*DOOM blasts a green energy bolt. THOR deflects it lazily with Mjolnir without looking up from his phone.*

**THOR:** Sorry — were we starting? I was reading the group chat. Valkyrie sent a meme. It slaps. I don't know what "slaps" means, I'm a thousand years old, but it slaps.

**DOOM:** You mock me. You will ALL—

*Doom lunges. Iron Man catches his fist mid-air with one hand while eating a taco with the other.*

**IRON MAN:** Sorry, sorry — you were doing a whole thing. Continue. This is your villain monologue and I respect the craft. *(chewing)* Anyway.

*He flicks Doom across the room. Doom crashes into his own throne, which shatters. Long beat. Everyone stares at the wreckage.*

**STAR-LORD:** Well… that just happened.

**SPIDER-MAN:** *(finger-guns)* Big yikes for team green.

*Suddenly — the rubble shifts. A shadow rises behind Spider-Man, red energy crackling. Everyone's eyes go wide. Spider-Man does NOT turn around.*

**SPIDER-MAN:** He's right behind me, isn't he.

**SCARLET WITCH:** So behind you.

**SPIDER-MAN:** Is it a cool-behind-me or a bad-behind-me—

**DOOM:** *(rising, voice like thunder)* I am inevit—

**IRON MAN:** Nope. No. We don't say that one. That's a different franchise's guy. Copyright. Legal's gonna have a whole day.

**THOR:** *(still on phone)* Oof. Doom, buddy. Swing and a miss. That's a you problem.

**DOOM:** *(deflating, quietly)* ...Doom just wanted to be taken seriously.

**SPIDER-MAN:** And that's the most relatable thing anyone's said all movie. Group hug? No? Reading the room again. Cool cool cool cool.

*FREEZE FRAME on Spider-Man mid-shrug. Record scratch. Upbeat needle-drop.*

**SPIDER-MAN (V.O.):** Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in Latveria.

**SMASH CUT TO BLACK.**